How Adam ended up with Eve

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> Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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> So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
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> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
> and that it would be a woman.
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> He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
> and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.'
> She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
> and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
> She will praise you!
> She will bear your children
> and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
> 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
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> Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
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> 'An arm and a leg.'
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> Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?
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> Of course, the rest is history..... !!