The English teaching Priest May 27, 2017 6:42:41 GMT -6 Nugget, Glencairn, and 2 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by 727sky on May 27, 2017 6:42:41 GMT -6 A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and repeats , "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about his results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "My bike..." ENJOY YOUR DAY and remember to keep off the roads when riding somebody else's bicycle.
The English teaching Priest May 28, 2017 0:56:10 GMT -6 Teye22 likes this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Glencairn on May 28, 2017 0:56:10 GMT -6 Oh my! Oops, guess he shouldn't have been riding the chief's bike.
The English teaching Priest Jun 5, 2017 10:56:13 GMT -6 Glencairn likes this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Teye22 on Jun 5, 2017 10:56:13 GMT -6 Love it! Thanks 727sky,