> >> ROBOT >>> >>> >>> >>> A father bought a Lie Detector Robot that can detect a lie and slaps a >>> person when they lie. >>> >>> He decided to test it out at dinner that night. >>> The father asked his son what he did that afternoon. >>> >>> The son said, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slapped the son. The son >>> said, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies. >>> >>> Dad asked, "What movie did you watch?" >>> Son said, "Toy Story." The robot slapped the son again. The son said, "Ok, >>> Ok, we were watching porn." >>> >>> Dad said, "What?, at your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot >>> slapped the father. >>> >>> Mom laughed and said, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slapped >>> the mother. >>> >>> ROBOT FOR SALE!