The nice Lawyer

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> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
> along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
> stop and he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
>
> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
>
> "We have to eat grass."
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> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
> lawyer said.
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> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there
> eating grass under that tree."
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> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
>
> Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
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> The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
> wife and six children with me!"
>
> "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
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> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
> large as the limousine.
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> Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
> "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
>
> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
> grass is almost a foot high."
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> Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a
> heart-warming lawyer story?
>
> Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!