I will post this even though I am very satisfied with my Boss and wife.
Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today? Husband : First make it, we will name it later
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop : dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away You gave me youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife ... Its been years now, just reminding You.
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His mate can hear the wife screaming at him in the kitchen and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?" Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"
Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ??? Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!
A couple were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : at home you say a prayer before eating. Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Post by Michigan Swamp Buck on Oct 1, 2016 20:39:23 GMT -6
As a single young man, I was most miserable, but yet free to do as I pleased. If I were to go off on a whim now, I'd be paying for it big time. I always had female company on my mind back then, now just freedom would be worth while. Today my freedom has to be stolen pieces of my life, so few and far between.