While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing across the room, alone.
She approached him, smiled and said,
"Hello my name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No" She replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most in life - Cars and Men! Therefore I chose Carmen!"
"What's your Name?" She asked.
He answered: "B.J. Titsengolf"
You don't have a soul. You are a soul, you have a body!
LOL! I said the same thing about Russ. He would love this one, but I know what the next step in this parade is with him...he'd pull this one out and get himself in trouble somehow.