Confused but thanks anyway

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.





The following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born white, which makes me a racist even though I am married to a non-white.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a nothing, which makes me an infidel.

I am way past 60 years old and retired, which makes me a useless old person.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Western culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist especially since I know the police can not always be there so I carry concealed.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation because we worked, which makes me some kind of odd over achiever or a 1% ter.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.


Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!


Newest problem – I am not confident walking into a bathroom anymore for you never know what you may see or find :(