A Retired Person's Perspective Jun 27, 2016 17:29:33 GMT -6 Nugget, Glencairn, and 2 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by 727sky on Jun 27, 2016 17:29:33 GMT -6 Some of these are worth a read:Retired Person's Perspective1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim . I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
A Retired Person's Perspective Jun 27, 2016 17:37:07 GMT -6 727sky, Glencairn, and 2 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Nugget on Jun 27, 2016 17:37:07 GMT -6 Love it!
A Retired Person's Perspective Jun 27, 2016 20:09:05 GMT -6 Nugget, 727sky, and 2 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Teye22 on Jun 27, 2016 20:09:05 GMT -6 As usual sky!!! You crack me up!!!!
A Retired Person's Perspective Jun 28, 2016 0:32:23 GMT -6 Nugget, 727sky, and 1 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Glencairn on Jun 28, 2016 0:32:23 GMT -6 727sky,Love those! Every single one caused me to smile just a bit more than the last. Giggling out loud (literally) by the end.