How do you settle a presidential election
Jun 20, 2016 19:50:21 GMT -6
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Post by 727sky on Jun 20, 2016 19:50:21 GMT -6
Fishing with Trump and Clinton
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers were allowed on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
After Day One, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day Two finished, and Trump caught 20 fish, for a total of 30, while Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life cheating son-of-a-gun.”
Instead of fishing on Day Three, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him to figure out how he was cheating.
Day Three finished up and Trump had an incredible day adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together to present to the media the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up, approached the podium and began to give her report. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you know Trump and I have been having a fish-off to break the tie to determine who shall be president. As the record shows Trump was very successful, and we immediately suspected foul play. My staff stealthily followed Trump" she began, “and you are not going to believe what he is doing! He is cutting holes in the ice!”
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers were allowed on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
After Day One, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day Two finished, and Trump caught 20 fish, for a total of 30, while Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life cheating son-of-a-gun.”
Instead of fishing on Day Three, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him to figure out how he was cheating.
Day Three finished up and Trump had an incredible day adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together to present to the media the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up, approached the podium and began to give her report. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you know Trump and I have been having a fish-off to break the tie to determine who shall be president. As the record shows Trump was very successful, and we immediately suspected foul play. My staff stealthily followed Trump" she began, “and you are not going to believe what he is doing! He is cutting holes in the ice!”
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
