Post by Teye22 on Apr 27, 2016 11:19:09 GMT -6
A Teacher asks her student:"What body part reaches heaven first?"
Lilly responds "The hands, because they are pointing toward the heavens!"
"You are are wrong" says little Johnny, "It is the feet!"
"I know this because when I walked into my parents bedroom last night, my Mom had both feet up in the air and she was screaming: "Oh GOD!! Im coming! Im Coming!"
I'm thankful my dad was on top of her or we could have lost her!"
