I believe you Nugget quilters don't lie. Unless it's about the size of their stash, the amount of wine they drink, or the amount of money they spent on their favorite hobby last year. What is it they say "a quilters greatest fear is after they pass their husband will sell their stash for what they said they paid for it".
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.