Miracle of Toilet Paper Feb 3, 2016 16:37:19 GMT -6 Nugget and Teye22 like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by 727sky on Feb 3, 2016 16:37:19 GMT -6 THE MIRACLE OF A SHEET OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of romantically tellingme this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:'If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rubit between them for a few seconds every day.' Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he said, 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?' The idiot is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid,