Signs Jan 31, 2016 1:42:27 GMT -6 Nugget, Glencairn, and 1 more like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by 727sky on Jan 31, 2016 1:42:27 GMT -6 A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels.”; On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”; On a Plumber's truck :"We repair what your husband fixed.”; On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”; At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :"Invite us to your next blowout.”; On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts.”; In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”; On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push.”; At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”; Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”; In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”; At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”; In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”; In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”; At a Propane Filling Station:"Thank Heaven for little grills.”; In a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak.”; And the best one for last…;Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Signs Jan 31, 2016 7:34:30 GMT -6 727sky and Glencairn like this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by Rickster on Jan 31, 2016 7:34:30 GMT -6 A friend of mine in California was a plumber and on the side of his truck it used to say:Lutz Plumbing"Your shit is our bread and butter"