These trees are only grown on the darkside of the moon and can only be harvested during a lunar eclipse of December leap years.. Then we can have all the free shit we want. Oh wait is that free tee shirt or free tree shit? If it's free tee shirts the Tea Party Republicans are giving those out for free.
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.