Post by Charles1952 on Oct 28, 2015 12:52:41 GMT -6
Author's Note #1: This has nothing to do with redwoods, but I wanted to include the word to get votes from the patriots. Red, White, and Blue, get it?
Author's note #2: I specified "White guy" because there are some things white guys (especially at my age) have trouble with, such as dunking basketballs, performing rap (see, e.g. Vanilla Ice), and singing the blues. Here, I'm trying for the sympathy vote.
Author's note #3: This is a song and should be song to the tune of just about any blues song you've ever heard. That's to get audience participation. (More votes?) I sang it to Buddy Guy playing an instrumental version of Slow Blues (on Youtube), but you have to sing the last verse twice to make it fit. I almost embedded the audio of my singing here, but it's not a singing contest, and you've never done anything to me that would deserve that kind of punishment.
I got me a hot babe, and no doubt she's mighty fine.
Oh, I got me a sweet gal, she loves me all the time.
I said, "Let's go camping," she said "Man, you've lost your mind."
It's pretty darn cool out, but I said I'd keep her warm.
I said, sure, it's chilly, but my arms would keep her warm.
She said, "Overnight, huh, ain't that when the bats all swarm?"
I said, "Don't worry about no bats, you'll be safe inside my tent."
Oh, I said, "You'll be safe, Honey, inside that cozy tent."
She said, "Let's not sweetie, and we'll just say that we went."
I told her the view is great, underneath the trees.
Oh the scenery's wonderful, beneath the giant trees.
She said, "You're nuts, Babe, I'll just get bugs and fleas."
"Come on, now, Darlin', you're sure to enjoy all of this."
I said, "Sweetie babe, you're really gonna enjoy all this."
She said, "Maybe, my man, but where am I gonna take a piss?"
"It's all simple, gorgeous, you don't need any makeup."
"Oh, we'll travel real light, Dear, no need for that makeup."
She said, "One more word from you, and we'll have a real break up."
Now, I'm out camping, enjoying life beneath that starry dome.
Oh, I found myself my campsite, never more am I gonna roam
And that hot babe of mine? She just won't let me cone home.
The warnings pretty simple, campers, you'd better beware.
Oh, my warning's pretty simple, even though it's real unfair.
Ask your baby to go camping, and you know she'll be outta there.
Author's note #2: I specified "White guy" because there are some things white guys (especially at my age) have trouble with, such as dunking basketballs, performing rap (see, e.g. Vanilla Ice), and singing the blues. Here, I'm trying for the sympathy vote.
Author's note #3: This is a song and should be song to the tune of just about any blues song you've ever heard. That's to get audience participation. (More votes?) I sang it to Buddy Guy playing an instrumental version of Slow Blues (on Youtube), but you have to sing the last verse twice to make it fit. I almost embedded the audio of my singing here, but it's not a singing contest, and you've never done anything to me that would deserve that kind of punishment.
I got me a hot babe, and no doubt she's mighty fine.
Oh, I got me a sweet gal, she loves me all the time.
I said, "Let's go camping," she said "Man, you've lost your mind."
It's pretty darn cool out, but I said I'd keep her warm.
I said, sure, it's chilly, but my arms would keep her warm.
She said, "Overnight, huh, ain't that when the bats all swarm?"
I said, "Don't worry about no bats, you'll be safe inside my tent."
Oh, I said, "You'll be safe, Honey, inside that cozy tent."
She said, "Let's not sweetie, and we'll just say that we went."
I told her the view is great, underneath the trees.
Oh the scenery's wonderful, beneath the giant trees.
She said, "You're nuts, Babe, I'll just get bugs and fleas."
"Come on, now, Darlin', you're sure to enjoy all of this."
I said, "Sweetie babe, you're really gonna enjoy all this."
She said, "Maybe, my man, but where am I gonna take a piss?"
"It's all simple, gorgeous, you don't need any makeup."
"Oh, we'll travel real light, Dear, no need for that makeup."
She said, "One more word from you, and we'll have a real break up."
Now, I'm out camping, enjoying life beneath that starry dome.
Oh, I found myself my campsite, never more am I gonna roam
And that hot babe of mine? She just won't let me cone home.
The warnings pretty simple, campers, you'd better beware.
Oh, my warning's pretty simple, even though it's real unfair.
Ask your baby to go camping, and you know she'll be outta there.
That was great! 
