Westboro Baptist says gays make rain

It makes me feel really confident when people come forward
and imply they know the mind of God, it must be really something!

Sadly, I cannot imagine what it's like to run a universe full of universes,
make sure a centipede gets to it's destination, lay waste planets of sentient
beings and many more acts of a deity, I'm sure my mind would just pop.

Still, it's nice that God has decided to impart some of his concerns on those
who enjoy creating gaudy banners and denounce their own kind as animals.
I'm trying to recall the saying about those without sin... and I'm struggling
with the last bit.
Maybe the Westboro folk could remind me with a nice rainbow-lettered plaque?

I'm not gay and I know people who are. Wait! let's put it another way, dear
people!

I know people who are wise, I'm not.
I know people who are sad, I'm not.
I know people who are black, I'm not.
I know people who are rich, I'm not.
I know people who are poor, I'm not.
I know people who are hungry, I'm not.
I know people who are dying, I'm not.
I know people who are sick, I'm not.

I know people who are happy... like me.
I know people who are different... like me.
I know so many people who are all of the above and some point in my life, I'll be
ticking some of those boxes above...and I know this to be true.

My, this God of ours surely enjoys variety.