Something Soooo Strange Going on in Our Skies!! WTH???!!!

Ahem, that just wasn't any ol pedestrian you hit in the head with the ashtray
(glares with arms crossed, tapping foot)

Oops ...... uh-oh ..... erm ..... uh...... would you believe ...... erm ....... sorry about that senona was accident ..... you might want to bin that thing it bad luck .......


Yep ...... that was lucky ashtray ..... erm ...... mean can neither confirm nor deny that that is the ashtray in question ...... everyone knows best view is from penthouse suite on top floor ...... erm ........everyone knows it was that oswald guy shot kennedy ..... just coincidence was empty ashtray at same time and dived for cover when heard shots dropping lucky ashtray in process ...... nice gentleman in black suit wearing sunglasses was kind enough to return lucky ashtray afterwards along with gave me free plane ticket and briefcase full of cash told me I needed long holiday abroad .......... gotta run ..... late for erm.... something or other ......

They looked at it back in '74' and I think NASA even had a representative shouting at
the top of his voice in the United Nation's meeting!
Why such a subject should be debated within such an eminent organisation, I don't really
know. Truly, I don't.

Germany demanded that any extraterrestrial cheroot-ash container should be taken
by a European laboratory and analysed for export reasons.
France agreed and the UK said that they'd wait until they could get the country going
again due to the union strikes.
Belguim apologised for being late and the Delegate explained how he'd stuggled to
get a parking space.

The United States said that the ashtrays weren't theirs, but said they had a prototype
almost ready. The Soviets said they'd had one for years, but used it to benefit their
comrades.

Eventually, it was agreed that if any other-world amorphous non-crystalline object is ever
discovered again and regardless whether it is found in New Mexico or not, the ashtray
must be taken to a safe place and disposed of.
That was the same day the Ebay was dreamed up.