The mile high club has an audience!
Sept 9, 2015 8:20:24 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2015 8:20:24 GMT -6
This is somewhat of a cute story. For those who do not know, the Mile High Club is the slang designation for people who have had sex at high altitude (like in an airplane).
Now I am sitting here thinking there are two ways people could have responded to this. First, they could have been mortified by embarrassment and shame ..but I'm betting that isn't a high probability, given their overall behavior to start with.
This has to be awkward tho....
So what would you do?
#1. Sink deeper in your seat and pretend it never happened and couldn't be you?
or..
#2. Make the best of it, and make it a moment for all to recall? (grin)
I'm afraid I'd have to flip those tables, and say 'hell with it ..and screw 'em if they can't take a joke'! Why not rise, bow, turn to your partner and remark loudly enough to be appreciated...how she's worth her weight in pure gold , and would give Catherine the Great a case of green envy?
*Hey.. It might piss off the flight attendant, but I promise you...whatever whoopee you got in a cramped lavatory would pale to the fun that night (or she'd eject you from the plane's side door at altitude...one of the two!)
Passengers were left stunned after a Norwegian Air Shuttle flight attendant made an announcement mocking a couple who were allegedly having sex in the plane’s lavatory.
The cabin crew member used the aircraft’s loudspeaker to 'congratulate' the lovebirds who were ‘reproducing’ on the two-hour flight from Paris to Stockholm.
The cabin crew member used the aircraft’s loudspeaker to 'congratulate' the lovebirds who were ‘reproducing’ on the two-hour flight from Paris to Stockholm.
Now I am sitting here thinking there are two ways people could have responded to this. First, they could have been mortified by embarrassment and shame ..but I'm betting that isn't a high probability, given their overall behavior to start with.
This has to be awkward tho....
The cabin crew member used the aircraft’s loudspeaker to 'congratulate' the lovebirds who were ‘reproducing’ on the two-hour flight from Paris to Stockholm.
A woman who was on flight DY4314 said passengers cheered and burst into fits of laughter when they learned two of their fellow travellers were joining the mile high club.
A woman who was on flight DY4314 said passengers cheered and burst into fits of laughter when they learned two of their fellow travellers were joining the mile high club.
So what would you do?
#1. Sink deeper in your seat and pretend it never happened and couldn't be you?
or..
#2. Make the best of it, and make it a moment for all to recall? (grin)
I'm afraid I'd have to flip those tables, and say 'hell with it ..and screw 'em if they can't take a joke'! Why not rise, bow, turn to your partner and remark loudly enough to be appreciated...how she's worth her weight in pure gold , and would give Catherine the Great a case of green envy?
*Hey.. It might piss off the flight attendant, but I promise you...whatever whoopee you got in a cramped lavatory would pale to the fun that night (or she'd eject you from the plane's side door at altitude...one of the two!)
