I Finally Understand "Make Love Not War!"

Remember the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion? You people that have not been lifers on this program, way back (this was during the first Bush presidency, Bush 41), there was a dictator in Panama by the name of Manuel Noriega.

His nickname was Pineapple Face because he was pockmarked all over the place. He used to be one of our allies and he turned into an the enemy and we ended up indicting him for something or other... (interruption) Yeah, running drugs. That's what it was. He went into hiding and we couldn't find him anywhere and about that time I came across something I didn't know, and I'm not afraid to admit when I don't know things. I'm not afraid to admit when I learn things.

Never. I don't care.

Some people would be embarrassed, but not me. Not I. I didn't know about this menstrual cycle synchronization phenomenon with people who live together in the same buildings and so forth. I did not know about that. When I learned that and it was right around the time we're talking about women in combat. Women in combat was just entering the controversial phase of issue discussion. So I came up with a way... We found out that Noriega was hiding. We didn't know where he was.

Turned out he was the Papal Nuncio. He was hiding in there because he figured nobody would launch an attack on a Catholic Church building in order to get him out. So I said, "We gotta get him out of there. What could we do?" I suggested that we deploy the first All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion, which essentially was a battalion of combat-ready women, led by Molly Yard and members of the NOW gang just charging the place. I spent a lot of time building this up and developing it.