Hillary For President

To be read slowly in your best Medieval voice.


The world full of
kings and Queens,
who blind your eyes
with funny memes.


I say unto thee
with purity in heart,
eating jelly beans in
technicolor you will fart.


Hide thine eyes from
the Hilleth of mean,
her charms so false
require envy be it green.


Under her gown
hides oddity I say,
in this attraction
sire I believe her gay.


It is the office the
highest of the land,
with political rant
her satanic thugs a band.


From whence she came
from far far away,
lives of citizens
the wish to slay.


Scorn ye not when
time to vote,
just hold her
head benieth the mote.


This day of life
it to shall pass,
like that of
technicolor gas.


So not to worry
and rest ye friend,
from this day forward
she will never mend.