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Under a new Commanding Officer, with a new crew, and a name with a long history..

The EX BONHOMME RICHARD - C sets sail for missions assigned by Spawar..

Each more dangerous then the last..

Her Captain, Andros Colt, has an edge

he travelled from the future to his younger body

A reporter, A free mason, and most importantly, A naval Captain

We see what the future military is truly like..

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WELL WE WERE EATING THIS SALAD

Captain Colt sat in the command chair looking around at his crew, "XO.. You would have done better to stay on the Commandants staff."

"Sir you like my favorite pair of Panties.. Old and in need of replacement.. I figure I am first in line to the Cahir.." Hatchette takes a moment, "Sir.. I .. S#$%.. I would have helped you tie down the B#$%^.. She was a little pretty.."

Colt looks at the XO, "No Hatchette.. I got to spend the three months in complete violation of all that is holy with a very hot flexible woman.. They gave Lucinda the Reagan.." Sighing, "Thank you for caring you dirty woman.. I am surprised your not Pregnant.."

"I am waiting for you sir," Hatchette flicks off the Captain.. "Well there is always the cute Brunette from MIT.."

"My nerdie band chica.." Captain Colt waited for a second, "XO the new third Officer is all yours. "

Ten Seconds later a russian woman with real curves showed up, "Captain Colt.. Senior Lieutenant .."

"You are ten seconds late," Hatchette smiles evilly.. "I thought the Russian military was professional.. Not to mention you are in the wrong uniform.."

"Senior Lieutenant Katia Lentsol," The Russian Woman growled back..

Hatchette backhands the third officer knocking her down, "It was not a request.. I do not like the fact you got the position of third officer.. "

"Their is hope for her.. Her daughter went into protective custody of SPAWAR.. Former Spetzna, former embedded Agent, former Friend of Regina Macer," Andros looks down at the russian woman.. "My XO is right to distrust you.. However.. It is also true you are thinking of defecting.. And eventually do.."

The Armored XO picks the third officer, "You are a recruit until you earn your spot.. First .. Get into the proper uniform.. Then you cans spy on us for mother Russia.."

"You have three seconds to comply second Lt.." Lt. Campbell coldly spoke, "Then I will skip formalities and have you horse whipped.."

The russian woman crawls back from Campbell, "You think I am a bad spy.. That man.."

"Has done a lot more then you have Agent," Andros grinned evilly.. Andros kicks at her but the Second Lt.. Moves quickly like a cat, "Do not go getting but hurt the first day.. "

Andros switches to A2A communications with the Lt..

After a few seconds Andros takes a deep breath, he waves his hand to the big Screen..

An lighter skinned African American woman is on the screen takes a deep breath.. "I had read Agent Smith's reports.. Littleman you look good all growed up.."

"God no wonder my diction failed miserably Jolene.. Corporal Franks.. Make a note for me to find out how I ever passed," Andros closes his eyes.. "You called my dear tink.. Its been ten years... "

Jolene looked down, "I have no right.. Its Ira.. He has gone missing and," Jolene is interupted..

"Agent.. This communication is terminated.. Your relationship with Mr. Colt is a very sore point.. You agreed to not talk with him.. We are done" A small blip," What is this.. This is not possible.."

"Robert.. Old man.. I am now hearing this.. You know what it means," Andros Colt went and sat down.. A hologram appeared on his bridge of his chaplin, "Cathy darlin.."

"Dang it Captain," Catherine Smith freezes when she sees the screen. "She is not allowed to contact you Captain.."

"So two people are telling me I am not allowed to be contacted.. Scuse me is Janet or ginny there.. The De Camps took a vacation so I will now wait.. Peon stay out of this if you like your hide.."

"Agent Jolene," A warm older woman sighed.. "Captain Colt.. I apologize.. She is over reacting.. Just because they know does not mean we call everytime there is trouble."

Jolene is in tears, "They have counted the facility as a loss.. Ira is my husband Andros.. He was on that d@#$ old rig.. "

The Chaplin starts to answer and thinks twice, "Captain.. We are a very private people.. This is how you know of us.. Perhaps I could.."

"Later Chaps.. Mrs. Ira would not have called unless their was no hope.." He looks over at the XO, "Hatchette I am not going to list to Mrs. Asimov until you decide something.. Campbell gave you your COS briefing.. You know about my Relationship with Tink.. I have to abstain from the Command decision because their is time to make it.."

"Issiac Asimov's wife.. I am still floored over this," The XO shakes her head. "Sir its none of our business unless they ask for.." Hatchette pauses as her own instincts respond, "Agent Jolene.. Was this base you mention a full COS facility.. Guard and all.."

Jolene expresses excitement, "Yes.. Him and over thirteen of our best.. I.."

Captain Colt motions for an answer from the XO..

"Sir.. I recomend we sweep the area.. The bandits are long gone but footprints will tell us a lot.."

"Sir.. I object.. The engineering platform is part of," Smith was interupted by the old woman..

"Captain Colt.. A second set of eyes cant hurt.. I will make Jolene a liason Agent.. " Janet smiles warmly, "Go.. When you get back we will have to talk.."

"I will Arrange pickup from your end," Andros has his visor down quickly.. "Agent.. From Biloxi you will be transported by SPAWAR to here.."

"Captain Colt we can.." Janet Pauses, "It is fine.. You old Naval bastards are the same.. You have Ginny's rob 's attitude. She will be there.." Agent Jolne is cut off the screen." I warn you now.. Our reports say it was an accident not a kidnapping. this will do the Agent good to get out and rove around.. Cooped up to long.."

"Before I forget.. Could you tell RAH that I am still waiting on that copy of his writings under his," Andros looks around.. "Janet.. Please dont tell him I slipped up.. The crew wont say a word.. We will go to the site and look around.."

"We have been a little busy Andros.. Tell you what take care of our agent, humor her, and I will have Robert let you know when he is finished.." Janet cut the line..

"F@#$ F@#$ F@#$ !!!!!!! " Captain colt takes a deep breath, "We have a serious problem here.. The COS has been penetrated.. "

"Please Captain How would you," The Chaplin bows her head. ."Future Knowledge.."

"Well there is my BS meter.." Andros grins that and Robert A Hienlien finshed that book two days ago and released it on Amazon.. The Asimovs, Decamps and Heinleins are great friends.. Janet would have known this.."

"She did say the others were not Available," Campbell took a deep breath.. " This is bad.."

Andros leaned forward.. "Campbell I want you to report to Icer what we just.." Andros Freezes and stands up, "No reports.. Have SPAWAR do a full scan and sweep of Jolene.. Then get Doc Walters on a second scan.."

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"Andros," Jolene was in tears as she stood on the Quarter deck.. Her short Chic dress stood out from the boats colors. "I.." Looking down the woman with light brown skin took a deep breath.. " Elizabeth.. I want to introduce you Andros Nicodemus Colt.. Andros this is Elizabeth Mae Follingsworth.."

The watch was very silent and stood with thousand yard stares..

Andros bent down to one knee, trying not to cry, "You.. You can mimic voices.." Andros starts mimicking the sound of a lulluaby in a language no one understood..

"Auntie Leeta's language.." Elizabeth returns the singsong with a lot of excitement in the same voice Andros sung in..

Andros Changes to Robert A heinlein's voice, " So you.." Andros's voice cracks as his emotions hit him hard..

Elizabeth looks at Andros and mimics Jolene's Voice, "I.. Are you ok sir.." Elizabeth gulps and changes back to her voice, " Uncle Robert.. He said I might could visit the Bonhomme Richard dash C.. Mama said I was not supposed to use what made me special.. It sucks as a superpower.."

Andros stands back up and glares at Jolene, "It has been .. " Andros takes Elizabeth's hand, " Of course little lady.. I will give you the VIP tour.."

Elizabeth excitedly give Andros a hug, " This is so cool.. Wait till my friends in missouri hear this.. I got to meet the hero of 2013.. One man 14 years old saved one of our people.." The little girl goes to Andros's voice, " I am F#$%ing Andros Nicodemus Colt.. Captain United States Navy.. Circa 2089.. You have illeagally detained a US citizen, and.. Well a lot of of S#$%.." The Little Girl giggles when she see's her mothers face.. "What mama.. His tactics on the day he raided the Gubbimints C130 is part of history.. Captain, Can I have your Autograph " She pauses and gets really wide eyed, " My god you can answer a Question.." She whispers, "Who is Tink.. None of us can figure out who she is and the Grups wont tell us.. Uncle Robert, Uncle Issiac, and Uncle Le Sprague wont tell even me.. I get told.." Elizabeth changes voices to De Camp," Elizabeth .. I am not doing your leg work for you.. You little lazy scamp.. I want a ten page report on your list of suspects.."

Andros looks at the Chaplin whose armor's visor is tinted from the son, " Hero of 2013.."

"One of the kids found the sealed record.. A fourteen year old stealing a stealth bomber, Starting an air battle, and being an air pirate, then extracting one of our Agents from the hands of tyranny.." The Chaplin seemed to be very happy, " Well word spread and Agent Follingsworth took advantage of the situation.. She introduced the concept of time travel beinng real to the children.. Then she hit them with extra class work.. Because Captain Colt had studied these same subjucts, Read these books, exercised regularly, and eat these foods to be at his peak.. The kids grades improved.. The Grandmaster, ran with.. Tells them Captain Colt and Tink request their privacy on the subject.. "

" Catherine," Elizabeth smiled and went to Andros's voice.. " Navy Protocol number one.. You only live twice.."

The watch has to cover its mouth..

"Captain.." Jolene sighs, " The Kids have put together a profile of you.. They have added, Alex, and Helos to it.. Lizzy the Captain has things to take care of.. "

Elizabeth stops cold and hugs Andros, " I.. Austin.. " The little girl whispers, "Captain.. The junior Committee for a better future will help in any way it can sir.. When the grups arent listening My SSATA has a plan.."

Andros closes his eyes.. "The junior Committee.." Andros turns and stares at Jolene..

"Uncle Alex visited me out of the blue.. I thought no outsiders were alowed on COS internal operations.. Uncle Issiac, Uncle Robert, Uncle Sprague, and Uncle Alex all got real polite.. Uncle Alex won.. " Still whispering, " Uncle Alex made it a big ceremony and passed me Auntie Abigail's title.. He made it official.. Said I had big shoes to fill.. We walk dogs and perform miracles " The Little Girl started walking with Andros, " Auntie Stacy and Auntie Abigail are so cool.. Auntie Abigail sneaks in via Hologram and has told me stories.." Elizabeth giggles, "Captain Colt.. She told me in the Future you got caught.." Elizabeth Whispers..

Andros stops and shakes his head, "My little hellion.. Always telling tells out side of school.. Lovelace was just very loud honey.. The Secret Service did bust in but went red face.. I can still feel the scars on my back.."

Jolene was close behind, "Andros Nicodemus Colt.. I prefer you not have this conversation with Elizabeth.."

Andros switches to Leeta's peoples language, " Tink left the same scratches.."

Elizabeth giggles..

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Second Lt. Lentsol walked down the P-way to the Chaplin's office..

The door opens as a nude Catherine is surprised, " I know they do things differently in russia.."

Lentsol sees several things that shock her, " So the COS uses non-invasive cyber implants with body modification.. Interesting concept.."

Catherine Smith puts on the reactive clothing.. It seems to conform to her body, " Second Lt.." Her staff flies to her hand, " I find it equally interesting that you got past my sensors.."

"Chaplin.. You misunderstand.. I come to have an unpleasant conversation with you.." Second Lt. Lentsol steps in and the door slides shut, " I want to be clear with you since the crew does not want to say anything because of the nature of your Relationship with the WEPS officer.. You will stop atempting to access the COS database till this mystery is solved.."

The Chaplin's eyes glow green as she access the ships sytems, " Do you think your Spetzna training will protect you spy? I will find a way around what the Captain has done.."

"Their is a reason the CO has made the call and it is because of the Montanna Coastal Defense Protocol's from the future.." Sighing, " I could kill you and maim you but is so much paperwork.. May we talk Chaplin over our own bigotries.. I see everything through the Lense of my experience being an embedded agent like you and the attorcities I havve participated in.. A young man helped me deal with those.. You, over your fanaticism.. "

Catherine gets pissed as the Russian Officer sits down, "We know the mummery is not real Agent.. We know of your past and your relationship with Mr. Macer and your equally repugnant behavior with a seventeen year old.."

"So we get to the main matter quickly.. So I made love to a young man," The Second Lt. Takes out a a flask and pours it into a communial glass on the table, " Function and design.." After a moment, " Your ingrained bigotries.. "

Catherine Starts to defend herself only to be interupted..

"If Agent Shoelock.. Excuse me, Follingsworth, is a pedofile as your instincts try to get you to hate her for.. Why did your Grandmaster issue the order that no Agent of the COS was allowed to bed or kiss Andros once he was eighteen.. For that matter why not send in the chocolate for an inside track.."

"Please we all know," Catherines pauses and sits down.. "Soul Speak.. It is still not right.."

"Forget the stolen Plane, the rigged air fight, the future songs, the air raid, retrieval of the Agent, hiding from everyone in a previous undiscovered community, And countless other crap.. How did Andros learn the Klans Speak Speak?"

"He kissed and took it from his now legal wife.. Rachel Colt.. The Mammy of," Catherine takes the flask and pours it into the other communal cup.. "The colt farm.. He soul spoke an old lover.."

"One who had been officially dead to him for years.. In a tight situation your agent did what all agents do.. The Kremlin assumed he kissed her first to share the knowledge for survival.." Second Lt. Lentsol let it sink for a second, "Once her cover was blown she went deeper into the cover.. She learned everything she could about the future.. Oldest trade in the book.. Why do you thing the Grnadmaster protected her.. It was the first real set of information that was solid on the future.."

Catherine sat thinking, " She knew he was 92.. So she .. No she went native and got pregnant.."

" Bah," Lentsol refilled her glass. " She did her job perfectly and used her emotions.. The way it sounds you are all pissed because she found love not once, but twice from two honorable men. That is the real problem Jealousy.."

" I am happily married ," Catherine growls..

" Because you were introduced by the Captain, tricked into marrying, and married by him.. You seem to think I am not a woman.. I see the glint in your eye.." Lentsol stares at Catherine, " Isee the bodymods are a microsecond behind catching the body's responses.. You think of Captain Colt.. You even have a feeling because of the Profiles, especially with what information little Elizabeth shared.. Captain Colt has attempted to reunite his lovers with the people who they truely loved.."

The Chaplin looks down and takes a deep breath, " He does it in the hopes somehow the universe will accept his offering of sacrifice.. Or maybe the true love would rub off on him.. "

"So think hard over this.. The Captain is going to need his old friend to understand the orders he gives.. I have reviewed the facial movement and responses.. You were also apparently his lover as was Hatchette.." Lentsol pauses as she stands up, " I need something stronger.."

"Wait Hatchette too," Catherine pauses.. "You are lying.."

"No.. He responded the same way with Captain Resfer.. Same micromovements," Lentsol opens the cabinet and to her surprise a whole bar comes out.. She laughs, "Yes.. " She takes a bottle of JAck out.." She pauses as she reads it.. She turns to the Chaplin, " 1999.. You dirty B#$%^.. I like you .. Trying to get an old whore sentimental.."

" We aide SPAWAR in some security matters and.." Catherine pauses.. "S@#$.. You said the MCDB.. We read that briefing.. Separated Computer Systems saved the US DoD.. The Commanding officer was not smart enough to operate him because he was a hillbilly Klans.. Did not want any system smarter then him.. Our systems could have been breached at SPAWAR because they are linked.. Thats not possible.. the system do not link to our systems.. NO .. The .. The Agents.." the Chaplin Immediately starts moving quickly.. " Hand me the Crystal ball.."

Lentsol looks at the Chaplin and picks up the Crystal ball..

" Grab an extra robe Agent.. I know how to test the theory," Chaplin Smith Smiled as Lentsol stood carefully.. " Take one of the purple pills.. You will be sober in minutes.."

Downing the pill with the JAck she poured, " What are you up to.."

"If this happened recently.. We can quietly Access the main triple Backup.."

"No.." Lentsol paused, " I am not allowing you that risk.. Do you know of an Agent you suspect who is compromised?"

Catherine looks at Lentsol.. " Second Lt.. If I am wrong.."

"Welcome to the big Leagues rookie.. We will find an a traitor.. If he is one of you and not turned, He will run.." Lentsol coldly states, " If he is a traitor.."

"Then he will come find the source with help.. How do you know that both wont apply," Catherine turned and looked at Lentsol..

"Oh they both will come for the source.. The difference is a traitor will show up quicker then the innocent.." Lentsol sighed, " It is a matter of days.. The innocent man in your organization will know he is being set up.. Run for cover first.. Then come find us.. The guilty will come straight at us .. Give both a day then which ever is first.." Seeing doubt, " If the man is innocent then you will have given him a chance to run and fight another day.."

"The traitor will not run first.. " She pauses, " this is something we need to to discuss with The Captain.."

Lentsol drops a file, "This is scary S#$% but Colt had the XO place this drive on me.. I missed it.."

"They just found out about," Reading the file.. " Why .. How would he even know of this? It is ours but it was.. It was removed by the Grandmaster and countermeasures and detection protocols were instituted.."

"Think over the full report only your people would have gotten from the other end of Soul Speak.." Lentsol looked at Catherine..

"Tora.. Tora Frost.. Currently married to Lucy Bach," Catherine read the file.. "This would explain the behavior of the members of COS.." She shakes her head.. "Can we compromise.. What I told you their might be a way to get it all done remotely.."

The Second Lt.. Shakes her head, " Wow.. that pill.. Ok.. Lets break up the chores into steps first.. Has the Bonhomme Richard been breached?"

Catherine takes a deep breath, "Time for a little Razzle Dazzle.. " The Chaplin closes her eyes as the lights seem to dim in the room.. Sparks fly from her fingertips to the wall panels.. The Sphere crystal ball floats to the Chaplin and her voice goes hollow, " I summon the god thoth from his matrix nest in the intra web of the rusty boner.. The 'Merican Ship blessed by the Ancient gods of the sea.. In the light of the Great Spirit, Chronos... Minions of Seti are on the move let the wisdom of your.."

The panel Glows red and discharges to the Hovering Sphere..

"I see you little minor Imp.. In the name of the most holy," The Blue Crystal ball floats to the glowing panel.. Catherine seems to glow, " The Great Spirit of of man will not rest.."

Lentsol grins and starts to speak.. To her surprise she is unable to move and begins to panic..

"The all seeing eye of the heavenly host sees all flow little Spirit.." Catherine's staff emits a ray of light over the now bound to the floor Third officer.. "I see.. They figured that a daughter of the COS would not see you.. You really think my system would not have been immunatized to your rogue programming.. It is a very cute little program.. The problem is who ever stole it never realized I am its mother and father.."

Lentsol starts to convulse..

"Foul electronic spirit I am removing you," Catherine begins uttering programming language as holo lines form in the air.." You and your three friends are mine now.."

Catherine watches as robot looking worm crawls out of the Second Lt.'s mouth.. It tries to run but fails as it is pulled to Catherines staff..

"Quiet a cute bit of engineering," Catherine's eyes are seemingly gone and hollow eyes are present..

The robotic worm wraps around her staff and seemes to latch onto it..

"Yes.. I see the usefullness of this tool.." The Chaplin smiles as Lentsol tries to pick herslef up, " I can now control your brothers.. With the Aide of thoth I will use you for a higher purpose.. Lt. Campbell I have the Second Lt.. And must now walk the deck so to speak.. Please come sit with her in my office.." the Caplin motions and little tendrils reach the ground and pick up a pill, " You see second Lt.. Palming the pill was a bad Idea.. I realized this was a set up.."

A second image Appears very Quickly, "Catherine..."

" She spoke much truth in her lies.." The Chaplin softly spoke, " Agent Jolene Follingsworth.. I would appreciate your assistance.."

" In the name of the Great Mullah and his many forms," Jolene Responded.. "I.." After a few seconds Jolenes eyes glow, " We have been compromised.."

A childs unholy scream can be heard through out the boat..

" You will have the Tech witches stop their.."

"It will be okay My little one.. Sing with me," Andros starts humming..

Elizabeths voice seems to join with Andros's over the Ships loud speakers..

"My daughter," Jolene's link to Catherine disappears..

Catherine's staff seems to glow as little tentacles surround the worm on the techstaff..

Over the speaker the two merged voices seem melodius..

"What are you.. I will," A males scream comes from the speaker..

"The magic of the Ancient Sirens," Catherine winces as her suit seems to try and adapt adding protection for her ears..

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Post by bonhommearmonica on Aug 13, 2015 0:02:01 GMT -6

"Lt. MacCann was under heavy fire in his transport ship," Andros covered up Elizabeth in a sleep chamber.. "The Fleet Admiral was shot by his XO.. The Chinese fleet was firing trying to kill the Coast Gaurd officers transport.. And then the Sea rumbled when the old girl opened fired.. The Mighty Mo was back.. She charged straight at the enemy, Master Chief Avril had relieved her officers. Medical Issue, lead poisoning.."

"Your silly.. The might mo is way out of date and would have been not ready in the time period you gave. Sec Def Letch would have had to know the second he took over he would have needed the Mighty Mo," Elizabeth yawned as she held a stuffed animal.. "Did this sea tale start over a salad.."

"Nope, Steak and eggs. On me word of honor.. Master Chief rammed the D@#$ Carrier and got the mighty mo lodged in her.. You see, The Mighty mo had a new party dress.. they put body armor on her.." Andros's voice switched over to Master Chief Avril's voice, " Papa's got a big steel winnie.. Now run you Chinese Bastards.. Why the F@#$ are my new Sea Whizz guns not firing into this piece of crap I parked the Mighty mo in. Where are my Retarded misguided step children.. So now my marines show up.. A single Chinese troop gets on board the Mighty Mo I will kill you myself.. Prep for boarders.." Andros mimicked the sound of large guns firing in continuous Gatling fashion, "The Mighty Mo kept firing on the Chinese fleet parked inside the Chinese Air Carrier Mao.. And then from the Air.. A hundred old A 10 warthogs descended on the Chinese fleets.."

Elizabeth rolls her eyes, " You gonna tell me they were being flown by marines.."

"Nope.. Lt. Colonel Hatchette the Sec Air's niece, had jacked old Tank drivers from the Army.. I heard from Chinese prisoners that they did not understand why the Pilots were singing the Army goes rolling on.." Andros Mimics Hatchettes voice, " Would someone tell Sec Def Letch I am little busy? " Andros mimics the sound of the A 10 Wart hog firing..

"Your silly," Elizabeth sighs.. "It sounds like a your Marty Stueing the story Da.." Elizabeth has tears in eyes, " I.. He is still my dad.. He taught me to fish, to shoot a gun, and.."

Andros takes the hug from his daughter, " Just call me Uncle Andros ok.. Biology has nothing to do with if Ira is your father.. It is not his fault, Mine, or yours for the situation.. He is a good man and always was.. Now.. I told you your bedtime sea tale.. No promises on results. However the worlds most powerful Navy is on point... I need you to keep your nose down.."

" And my wits about me," Elizabeth mimics Robert Heinlein.. In her own voice, "He is a good daddy Uncle Andros.." She glares at her mother and rolls over, " I just have to respect my other biological originator.. Not like her.."

Andros shuts the hatch to his separate bedroom.. Sighing Andros turns and sees Jolene very pissed off, " I am not the one who lied to her.."

"Please.. Your mother told you Santa Clause this, Easter Bunny that.. Do not judge me.. You had no right to," Jolene was in tears..

"I also do not talk to my mother. Keep that in mind," Andros responds as he goes to a fridge and pulls out a premade meal.. "Want one liar.."

"I am not a Liar," Jolene raises her voice.. She smells the food, "Thats.. Thats fresh fish salad.."

"Being introduced to the SPAWAR Navy.. The storage Containers for the food are TS.. They are called coolers store food fresh for two months.." Andros grins, " I filed for the TS patent with SPAWAR.. I put Cruz's name on it.. God it is worth a S#$% ton of money.." Andros takes out a second one, "Jumbalia from BB.. " Andros opened it and the smell reached her..

"I havent had," Jolene stares at Andros.. " I am married Andros.. I cant.." She looks down as she takes the food, " D#$% it Andros.. Me and Ira have been fighting since we got married.. It started when Leeta showed up.. Restarted when Alex showed his A$$.. "

Andros pours out from a crystal mason jar labeled enihsnoom..

"A touch of redneck heaven.. Enihsnoom made in America.." Jolene shook her head, "Moonshine spelled backwards.. Whats worse is that little bastard BB is what a billionare now.. The COS buys supllies from him via third parties.. "

"Yeap.. Charged Robert a reboot of The man who sold the moon for ten percent discount for an old friend," Andros smiled as he drank the moonshine.. "I am mad Jolene.. I would have came right back to you and raised our daughter with you.."

"Listen littleman.. I have talked with every woman you have had relationship with.. The High Circle assigned me to that part of data collection.." Jolene paused, " Because the psychometrics indicated they would talk with me.."

"And," Andros smiled evilly..

"Austin is lucky she hasnt been ganked.. Resfer heart is broken by the way," Jolene looks heart broken.. " It all comes down to a loser .." Ignoring Andros's face and energy, " I did not stutter.. When are you gonna grow up and realize there is no you and Austin old man.. You have to realize there is no hope and find a woman who Loves you and will care for you.."

"So I should just give up," Andros had very different look on his face as he eats his food.. " Accept the sling and arrows of outrageous fortune.. Let my lessors dictate my actions.. Say..Let a woman get kidnapped by people on a mission.. Let her die not trying at all.. I should just have called my congressman.. Trust others to put my dog down. I may be a registered Democrat but I am not a liberal.. "

"Thats not fair Andros.." Jolene was in tears, "I.. Why do you think the COS agents respect you?" Jolene manages to rein in her tears as she looks down, " Me.. they distrust.. You.. Do you know our intelligence people trade your files for favors when they need something.. They all keep track of your exploits.. Little Elizabeth's Teachers always go the extra mile.. You know how much trouble she should have gotten her butte busted for.. The head trainer said she gets it honest and girls will be little girls.. Then Ira got in deep trouble for his actions on a mission.. He broke several rules and various no-nos.. His boss's boss however had just read a response you gave when Alex asked you about me.."

"Ira is a real man.. He wont accept failure or moral ethical failures.. He is a better man than I am Alex. He is just like the Chief Brown I told you about.. If he ever gets fired or let go from the Church of Science.. Take him for the CfaBF," Andros sounds like a fourteen year old.. " You can turn your back and trust Ira completely.. He is an asset we could use if the COS gets stupid.. Alex he wont lie to protect his career and is as loyal to his cause as an old bird dog.." Andros turned to Alex's younger voice, " Your telling me he is that valuable.. If I ever take the gavel, I will keep him in mind. Cruz could use a good dependable lead bodyguard. Smart enough to know the equipment and not get board.. A kid in a candy store of technology.. I probably wouldnt even have to pay him.."

"Ira thought he was going to be canned over the issue.. His boss's boss however squelched every question on the issue.. Also told him to let him know that the COS was not going to let him go. So if he gets any other offers let him know.. He was way to valuable to lose over stupid rules that are more guidelines. Next time you intend to wipe out a group of human traffickers coordinate with our people a little better." Jolene was very hurt, " A single side comment from you and Ira was getting handshakes.. Even his direct handler never mentioned it again.. Even the Grandmaster pulled him aside.. Told him.."

Andros laughs and sees the tears in Jolene's eyes, " Honey.. " Andros takes a deep breath and Pauses, "Exploits.."

" Lovelace.. Robertson visits.. Your second round with Lt. JG Resfers.. Breaking into the Vatican.. The time cop.. Stealing the founding documents of this country and replacing them with forgeries.. You know the Duke by the way still denies he was evven involved with that.. Then drops a comment the Philadelphia is beautiful in July.."

" Gear adrift is free gear," Andros takes a

Jolene wipes her tears, "The weekend you and the senior committee went to Vegas at sixteen. Then you did nothing..They were all quiet and seemed a little disappointed that you were being very quiet.. Then you assumed command of the Bonhomme Richard.. It was nothing but speculation.. You where the talk of every single command.. Then one of our agents caught something.. The tech division had kittens and none of them slept.. The Senior Circle was in Tech division.. Personally going over the reports.."

"So that is why Diana was helped," Andros looked at Jolene and snickered.. " Issiac was already reading reports.."

"He personally did all the work on the formula.. " Jolene pauses and glares at Andros as an epiphany hits her, " You lying sack of S#$%.. You knew.. Alexander somehow communicated it with you with all of us watching.."

"It is why he is the Chairman," Andros took another sip of his Enihsnoom.. "You never asked if I knew or when.. You assumed.."

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Lentsol was very pissed off as she cussed in Russian.. She yelled at the armored doctor in Russian..

"It appears the patient has fully recovered," Doctor Walters grins as Katia Lentsol sits up in the opened egg bed.. "Captain is a little busy Second Lt. I get to welcome you to the Bonhomme Richard.. "

" Am.." Lentsol Realizes she is in body Armor, "I am not a prisoner.. this is.." She stops in the middle of her rant, "What the hell is going on?"

Doctor Walters walks the Second Lt. through the series of events, watching her face as she listens..

" The Americans would never," Lentsol smiles and sighs.. In russian she speaks, "My little Tzar.." She crinkles her nose..

Doctor Walters grins, " I would assume so Katia.. My guess is he had you transferred here.. As for the American Government.. I assume they are S@#$ting goldmines.."

"I am still third officer?" Katia sees the Chaplin enter the room, "She is the one who saved me.."

"I am here doc as you requested," Chaplin Smith looked around the medical bay.. "Yes.. You are still third officer Katia.. I see our three patients are.."

One of the Males was restrained in his egg looking bed bay.. He was struggling then stopped..

" The Private is not taking it very well.. Chaps it will take a lot of work from you to do this one.. He is not going to recover anytime soon.. " Doctor Walters looked at Lentsol, " I am grateful she is russian.. A quick hit to the back of the head and she is working right.." Doctor Walters winks..

"I want to see my son," A female yells at the HM3.. " You do not have the right to.."

"Lance Corporal," Doctor Walters calmly speaks.. " The Captain gave an order.. It is the only way to gaurentee that your son is ok.."

The Lance Corporal backhands the the HM3 knocking him down.. She growls, "I have the right to speak with .."

She sees Security at the doors and goes to pick up a weapon..

The Lance Corporal goes down hard, " You choose to join your governments military of your own free will.. This comes with the Job.. " The Third Officer towers over the Lance Corporal, " You will not act like a spoiled American Princess.."

"I," The Lance Corporal is yanked up by the Second Lt..

"Listen we got lucky.. To save your son Marine I need you back on duty now.. I am overriding the Doctor.. You are with me.. " The Second Lt. Is a little Wobbily for a second, "AGh.. Bah.. I have ship to inspect and get to know.. The Chaplin will get us out of here.. Work is the only therapy.. Then when we are done with.."

The restrained man tries to get back up and struggles against the restraints..

"Take a good look Lance Corporal.. That is where we will end up if we do not fight.. You will follow ever order I give you or I will arrange a happy accident. We will then after our daily duties piece together who did this to you.." Both the Doctor and Chaplin look at the third officer, "Not the main one.. Just who directly bugged her.. Then when we will find out who messed up our friend in restraints.. He deserves justice.."

"They said I," The Lance Corporal gets backhanded across her faceplate by the Second Officer..

"You will not show weakness as my personal aide.. To save your son the people who did this have to think you still work for them.. So we have to go find this boats intelligence officer.. Then we act like black widows.. You have my word we will find the people directly and deal with them.. " Seeing the look on the womans face, " Yes if you do not follow my orders they will kill your son and family to burn bridges.."

The Chaplin walked over, "I have a small series of test I have to preform with you and the second Lt.. Then yes.. I will oversee your reintergration with the crew.. It will not be easy, but the Second Officer is correct.. You must keep up the appearance you are under control.."

The Other person growls and again tries to break free..

"Why is he worse off," The lance Corporal looks down..

"The Captain and his daughter," the Chaplin looks to the Doctor.. " Doctor Walters was forced to put his worm back inside him to keep him alive. " The electonic worm is still on the chaplins staff, " The little girl.."

"The two damaged his frontal lobes significantly.. " Doctor Walters sighs, "Hopefully when we get a chance Doc Bach or her Father can consult.. I am keeping him alive the only way I can.."

"Their Song did that to him," The Second Lt. looked at the man horrified.. "We were not aware soul speak was that powerful.. And the child has it to.." the Second Lt walked over to the old fashion chart in a plastic sheaf, " this is.." She is wide eyed as she goes white face, "I have never seen this.."

"I only told you of the damage to the brain.. His neural system is being regulated by worm.. His autonomic system is no longer self regulating.. " Doctor Walters shakes his head, " Not to mention the number of crew members with bloody noses or headaches.."

"Doc.. I ask you not discuss that now.. Let me check on all three of them and then we go from there," Chaplin Smith walks over to the Lance Corporal.. "Please sit down.. We are beginning a basic set of test.. They are designed to measure psychometric responses.. their is no right answers so just relax Lance Corporal.."

" We will do this. then we have to be seen walking around doing or Job.. The crew while competent must not see an ounce of weakness.." The Second Lt. slowly sat down, "We will do a whole two watches.. You will act as if nothing is bothering you.. We will compose letters to your son, that will not be sent yet.. Then we sleep..I expect my aide to sleep in my quarters.. " The Second Lt. Growls at one of the HM3's, " Get me .. the XO after out testing.. I require my room have a few accomadations.. Tell her I will be reporting in after I finish my inspection.. I will then relieve her and stand my watch.."

"Mam," The lance Corpral was a little wide eyed as she was being rescanned.. "I am straight.."

"Americans.. " After a sigh," I am not kidding we will be working late because we will show these people who did this to us they do not mess with Spetsnaz officer and live to talk about it.. You will not like me.. But I am fair.. Talk over this crap.. we will, for now focus.." The Second Lt. Passes out..

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Second Lt. Katia sat on the Bridge, "NYET, Mrs. Parker.. You will not call Andros or who ever he is with.. I should have had you shot years ago.. But my Little Delano does not have the stomach for it.."

Austin is on the screen, " You F#$%ing C#$%.. It is not my fault .." Austin yells at the Second Lt.. "I will call Alex and let him his little Russian whore is threatening me.."

"Keep running your mouth you American Whore.." the Second Lt growls, " I have a friend or two in the FSB who have no problem paying back a favor.. You have made a lot of enemies.. If we were not waiting for the Captain to crawl out from F#$%ing his baby's mama.. Thats right," The Second Lt. gets an evil look on her face that is visible through her faceplate. " She was you teacher right.. "

"Andros is a father," Austin freezes.. " You are a cruel B#$%^.. I have moved on.. I am seeing someone new.. She.." tears fell," Jolene got pregnant in the swamps.."

"Lt. Campbell," the Second Lt. spoke..

"Lance Corporal James Adams.. Army National guard.. From the looks of the picture he is a poor mans knock off of theCaptain.." Lt. Campbell stared forward, "Third.. I have to state my objection.. This call is not autho.."

"I will beat your opinion out of you when required.. This civilian is interferring with operations.. The Captain would not be F#$%ing Agent Follingsworth delaying us for days if this tramp would just F#$% the Captain ever so often and be a good Dependpotimus.. No, she has to go from port to port like any other skank a saurus spreading STD's the whole way.. The rest of you are cowards.. I will stop her," The Second Lt. Growls.. "Send Mr. Macer a copy of the conversation..Via his mother.. I am done with her interfering with my personnel.." The Second Lt. turns off the Com.. She tries to stand falls back down.. "Lt. Campbell. Please have Uts help me to the Medical bay.. Major..You have the Brid..."

Campbell is quick enough to make sure she doesnt slump..

Major Smith takes a moment, "This is.."

"Basic intelligence.." Campbell waves Doc over as he walked on the bridge, " The third officer just reported in.. Austin will call her friend Sandra immediately.."

"You have no," Major Smith checked the com line.. "Vice Admiral MacCann is trying to get ahold of us.. He is demanding to speak to Captain Colt.."

"HAve fun and F#$% with him.. The basics are simple the Captain is F#$%ing Jolene.. He is delaying saving Ira. You and the boys have your orders from Hatchette. You and your wife are going to be off tonight so he can go to h#$%." Campbell grinned.. "If Uts checks in.. Hang up on The Vice Admiral.."

"Uts is not on the boat," The Major looked at Campbell..

"Wait till he gets back after the admiral calls back and orders you to get underway." Campbell Stopped as Doc's HM3 took over the weight of the Third officer.. "Then we depart.. Captain colts orders..Agent Follingsworth is out cold And the Captain is meditating"

A little girl walks onto the bridge and freezes, "Crap.." She is wearing minature body armor with a staff in her hand.. "Um.. Mama and my biological father are asleep..Daddy will be very Pissed. They did it again.."

Campbell goes wide eyed, "I.." He bends down to one knee, " Elizabeth.."

Major Smith answers the screen as the Vice Admiral comes on the screen. "What the H#$% do you mean the Captain is not F#$%ing under.."

"Why is the man cussing.." Elizabeth looks at the man on the screen and waves the Staff, " I do not like him he is rude.. Uncle robert.."

"What is Elizabeth doing on the bridge," Vice Admiral MacCann growls..

Lazily Major Smith cusses out the Vice Admiral for cussing in front of a child.. As he states he will be filinng a complaint with Lt. Commander Letch for such behavior..

Elizabeth whispers, "how am I doing?"

Vice Admiral MacCann goes red and goes PC, "Major.. Where is Captain Colt, and why is the Bonhomme richard not underway.."

"Captain Colt is currently in his quarters discussing the merits of Post Marital Fornication and its applications in SPAWAR's Navy.." Major Smith happily comtinues, " I myself intend to have the same discussion with the Chaplin over the merits of Sodomy in a committed relationship.. " Major Smith sees a confused look cross the Vice Admiral's face for a second..

"What the H#$% is the point of," The Vice Admiral growls.. "I have had enough of this crap.. Your telling me that a visiting Agent of the COS who.. God D#$% it.. This is gonna start so much crap.."

"Actually The Captain's suggestion was you have the conversation with your self over Sodomy and its finer merits," Major Smith looked at MacCann.. "You ruined my chance for advancement by shanghaiing me in to this.. So I suggest you follow the Captains suggestion.. Me and the boys are sick of the lack of teamwork in this NAvy.. "

"Get Captain," The Vice Admiral is interrupted.. " Ginny is on the horn upset.. She knows that Captain Colt is not even trying to find her agent.. I thought.."

"Well.. Smell you later," Major Smith cut the line..

"You told him to go F#$% himself," Elizabeth giggles.. "Catherine.. How did I do.."

The Chaplin appears in the middle of the Bridge, " Great Darling.. Worthy of an Agent.. " She walks over to the Major, "My love.." She holds out her hand and the Staff being held by Elizabeth flies to her.. "Take this staff my love.. Hold it from this point forward.."

As Senior Airman Deltas steps onto the Bridge she is a little confused..

"I summoned you," Chaps speaks with a hollow voice.. "I need you to babysit Elizabeth.. "

"Enough.. I know I am a man but will someone please pass down to the watch what is going on," the Major is holding the staff.

"Captain Colt has decided we are not going to the Rig.. " The Chaplin grins, "We are playing a version of three card Monty.."

Elizabeth reads the name tag on the pissed off man with an anchor and one star and giggles.. She switches to the Master chiefs Avrils voice, "God D@#$ it.. You either tell me what I am doing here or so help me god I will give you the Steel Weenie.." Everyone turns and looks at Elizabeth, "You Retarded Misguided Child.. Go get me body armor.. " Elizabeth Giggles.. She continues, "Quit staring at the child and do what your told.. NOW!"

"I like her," The Senior Chief turns towards the Major with the same voice the little girl used.. "Cute kid but she needs to work on the impersenation.." He whacks the Private in the back of the head, "thats what was missing.. Am I to take it that Master Chief's Reitrement left the need for a boats.."

Everyone jumps ten feet back when the Captains hologram appears on the bridge, " Elizabeth darlin.. Good job helping the Major on the sales job.. Now go look over Senior Airman Deltas's medical file with doc and see if the COS can help her.. "

"Yes sir Uncle Andros," Elizabeth takes Deltas's hand.. In Robert Heinlein's voice, "Did you know I am descended from feline domesticus.. I am red headed.. And Uncle Andros said his mother is definately Canis lupus... "

After the bridge door shuts, "Senior Chief Avril.. I have no time.. My preferred choice for Boats was unavailable... The Jobs is your because Dimitrious told me you might can write where its legible.. The Major will brief you.. Lt. commander Letch and Alex will B#$%^ but they screwed me so they can get bent.. "

The Private showed back up with Armor, " Its spares Senior.. Best I could do.. We were told.."

"Captain is speaking.. We will discuss it later. Get me in what you got.. We adjust later.. A life jacket a little to big is still a life jacket.." Avril looks at the Captain in a bathrobe, " Thank you Sir you for your faith.. It will be an honor to serve.."

"S@#$.. I forgot .. this aint the Chief whose balls had dropped.." Captain Colt sighed and looked old, " Get Uts and Corporal Davidson to Brief MAs.. Senior Chief Avril.. Major Smith have Uts start the briefing.." After A pause, " Major.. Set sail per Admiral MacCann's orders when he calls back. the staff is to be held by the Captain on deck of the Bridge."

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"If Alex assigned him here then thats it Campbell. You will just be short a man.. Those three boys have been playing pirate since I met them.. Ensign Harlow must be a future Special," Katia's russian accent was soft.. "I will be fine.. My Lance Corporal is with me and we are walking the ship.."

"Understood, Lt. Campbell out," The intelligence officers voice disappeared smoothly..

"Mam.." The Lance Corporal paused, " I.."

"It is hard to swallow at first and seems ridiculous.. So lets start simple," Katia floats in a hover chair in body armor.. "The world is a big place full of surprises.. "

"Mam.. time Travel, Yeti's, SPAWAR lunar command, Aliens," The Lance Corporal kept up.. "Then we have worms that rob a person of their free will, A secret society with advanced technology, and then the Captain.. Its.."

"Scary.. Outside your experience," Katia stopped and backed up.. She saw a GS technician working on something, "Look at her Lance Corporal.. "

The two woman sit and watch the GS work on a panel..

"I get it mam.. We have to keep pluggin away in the face of," The Lance Corporal was interrupted..

"No.. Its just a GS worker learning parts of the ship," Katia laughs.. "As Delano said.. Sometimes a punch is just a punch.. Little rat ripped off bruce lee.. He is a big conspiracy nut and a sweet heart.. Romantic and soft in the head.." The Second Lt. Moves forward, " You see sometimes a punch is just a .."

Both women freeze when they enter a cargo bay and see Jolene and the chaplin fighting all over the Cargo bay.. they watch as it looks like a movie scene as the women are using blades and firing energy weapons at each other..

"Then there are times when I need a drink.." Katia watches as the two seem to be really fighting, " this.."

"One is trying to correct the others behavior," The two watch as it Appears that Jolene has the upper hand.. " I thought the rumor was that Mrs. Follingsworth was the inferior.. " The lance Corporal laughs, "A case of a gunny running his mouth to a Lance Corporal and getting checked.."

"Smith is the senior agent better trained and more experienced," The Spetsnaz Officer see the two parkour off of the walls of the cargo bay.. Jolene's hand held weapon goes flying into a cargo bay from a series of well place hits..

"There is a reason however gunny is gunny," The Second Lt. Watches Jolene roll and get a pissed off look on her face..

Jolene starts going through a quick Kata, "By the Power of Greyskull.." Jolene seems to glow glow with a red net all over her.. Her arms form an X as her body armor starts humming " OhHHHH o.."

"What in the hell do you," The Chaplin started backing up.. "He taught you the.."

Jolene doesnt even try to get her weapon as the music of Everybody was Kung Fu Fight is played.. Laying into the Chapiln, "Damndest thing when your baby's father soul speaks you.. It is a two way street. I picked a few techniques myself.."

"Gunny learns that Lance Corporal is a bad A$$," The Lance Corporal watches as Jolene moves in on the Chaplin like a lioness on the savana..

The Chaplin is froced to continuosly back up blocking with her arms instead of her sword.. "You will burn your armors power system out.. You cant.."

A crack echos in the cargo bay from Jolene hitting Chaplin Smiths body Armor on her forearm.. "I am Duncan McCleod of the clan McCleod.." Jolene Follingsworths boot connects to Smiths gut sending her to the deck five feet back, "There can only be one.."

"What the hell is with the fiction references," The Lance corporal watches as Chaplin Smith starts to panic..

"the main question Lance Corporal is actually which one is Gunny," Katia winces as Jolene knocks Smith into the solid metal pillar.

"You want to cheat that is fine by m," Smith goes down hard as she charged Jolene..

Jolene has a small wrist sticker pop out at Smiths throat, "Do not ever call me on this Again Smith.. I am done with this conversation. " the Tan skinned woman turns towards the new Arrivals, "Come to talk with me the same way you did with Austin.. Spetsnaz.."

"No.. I am not an idiot," The Second Lt. responded.. "Impressive.. I am here to talk with the Chaplin.. Perhaps you can help as well.. Since you are both technically priest.."

The angry black woman looks at The Third officer, " You need a priest.."

"As does my Lance Corporal.. Perhaps I was thinking the Chaplin could help her.." Katia floats over to the area the fight ended, "Jolene.. I have always wanted to talk with you anyway.." Katia tries to stand up and Jolene catches her, " thank you.. Will you.."

"Quit trying your little games spy.. Tell me what you .." Jolene growls then stops, "Listen.. I cant help you.."

"Ok we does this the old KGB way," The Third officer grins evil as Jolene stepped away from the chair. "I send Ira photos from your stay so far in the Captain's room.."

"Please," Jolene keeps walking away..

"Smith call the Captain dearie.. She has been holding out.. Her and Ira were about to get a divorce," Katia coldly speaks.. "A married woman in love would have behaved differently.. Jolene has not shared this with Littleman.. It means they havent had sex yet.. She wants out of the COS and saw a way out.."

Jolene froze and did not move," Spetsnaz.."

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A very pissed off armored figure cursed, "You greedy dumb F#$%s.."

"We will cover our own self interest," a woman in a business suit responds.. "We lost a lot of people when we tried to.. turning A few of thier"

"They are the losers.." A non-masked male spoke, "They cant even bring in the ensign.."

"Mister Kabeyr," The female is not very happy.. "I know what I am doing.. We are the survivors of the Illuminati, Bohemian Groove, The builderberg group, and a few others.. Ever since the damn Madam chairman pro tiem hit our organizations.. We were forced to remember Time is on our side.. We are moving the Church of sciences technology slowly.."

"Elle," the armored voice shakes its head.. "You are a F#$%ing moron.. They have no clue what they are facing.."

"The Bonhomme Richard is following its orders finally," Mister Kabeyr shakes his head..

"See even Mr. Colt has to follow orders," The Woman pauses.. "Everything is according to schedule.."

The armored figure sits in the Chair, "Evacuate.. I know.. The bastards are playing us for F#$%ing fools.. This idiotic group forgot something.." Looking over the Data..

"The C#$% as they call her is in charge of Mars Base SPAWAR," Kabeyr looks at the screen.. "Plus they have no one on Letch's or Macer's staff.."

"You keep saying we are incompetent," The woman smiles.." It appears that.."

"The ensign.. Did your agent arrange anything with that," The Armored figure leans forward.. After a few seconds of silence, " Let me tell you about Mr. Macer.. It is called leadership.. If I thought I could bottle it I would.. This kid has a sixth sense.."

The woman in a business suit shakes her head, "You.."

"If the person reports regularly then they are comprised.." The Armored figure went very quiet.. Lost in thought, "What is Andros up to?"

""We got reports back in.. The Bonhomme Richard has begun its scan of," Kabeyr was interrupted..

"He is no where near their.." The Armored figure looked at the screen, "I underestimated that bastard a long time ago.." The armored figure accesses the control panel.. "I will prove it.."

Looking at something to her left, "what have you done thats the self destruct we.." A rig expoldes as the Bonhome richard is close enough for huge parts of shrapnel to go right at it.. "That.." She watches the shrapnel go right through the Bonhomme Richard and hit water.. "That Bastard.. Where is he.."

"The investigator is doing his thing," The Armored figure watches as the flames rise.. "Kabeyr.. He either has our scent or theirs.."

"No.. Niether," Kabeyr looks at the screen.. "We both stay still and if its either of us individually the other runs for it.. We will lose if we do not deploy actual teamwork.."

Everyone is quiet as nothing is happening..

"If it is one of your facilities, Empty out the other immediately.. We have enough to hide people," The Armored figure is very Quiet.. "No.. These bastards.. S#$%.." After a few minutes.. "If they hit you.. Move twenty five percent of your crap.. Full speed.. The rest leave as acting members.. I have some small details to cover.. Do not fail me again.."

As the Armored figure sat there for a minute, Images flashed across the screen..

"I hate them," Kabeyr shook his head.." Especially that one.."

"The Ultimate thief, The Neo Sith, Grant, And Mer F#$%," The Armored figure looks at the Screen.. "I read the ensigns file.. He is not dangerous.. Let the Little wannabes deal with him.. I want to know what my Friend Mr. Colt has been ding since he helped imprison me over a decade ago.. Really up to.. It was Delicious to read Austin's file.."

Sighing, Kaneyr takes a deep breath.. "This is.. The only thing new is that It was confirmed that he fathered a child with a Church of Science agent.."

After a few seconds the Armored Figure turns on a screen.. A Figure appears on the screen, " Admiral.." The Female voice bows in her complete body armor.. "The Neo Sith await your command.."

"I want you to help the Idiots in the Cabal with Ira.."

"As you wish oh wise one," The woman bows her head again..

"Idiots.. Their is no force.. " Kabeyr shakes his head, "An offshoot of the Church of the JEdi.."

"I want you ADM87 to watch from a distance.." The Armored Admiral looks at the screen, "Also.. Your file indicates you are a profiler in your other job.."

Not raising her head, "Does my master wish I delay The crew of the Bonhomme Richard as well.. So you can build a more complete profile.."

"What is your assessment of her Captain, Andros Nicodemus Colt.."

"Admiral.. The Captain has issues.. The main one is the blonde.." ADM87 feels the anger from the Admiral.. " She is his achilles hill.. Not in the way my brothers of the Darkside think.. "

"You mean kidnapping her would be pointless.. I am supposed to take advice from some one," Kabeyr pauses.. "Every woman does look better afterwords.. But .. He is not satisfied.. He cant have what he wants.. Its his weakness.."

"So to bring him down we must make her happy without him," The Armored Admiral pauses.. "This is just pure fun.. ADM87 delay long enough for your people to get designs.. Nothing more.. Our idiot friends are gloves we must wear for a little longer.."

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"The truth is General Zhing is dead.. My husband died at General Smithsons hands " Andros's voice fills the compartment in a womans voice, "My husband was a great leader.. Your leadership has failed.. Intelligence thinks it will be six days.. They are wrong.. Your are all that stands between the Americans and Chinas interior.. We have to defend these food supplies with our lives.. Every minute we hold them off is another 100 pounds of food we can ship out.. We might live if you do what I say.."

"Colonel Zhing your statement is Treason.. The Americans do not have the taste for what the ground war in China wou," Andros mimics the sound of a single shot..

"The Americans are playing for blood.. These are not the Fat Lazy americans you were told about.. They are wolf packs that have gone into North Korea and India.. We were hunted down like dogs in Russia.. President Macer has saved us for last.."

"Colonel Zhing," Andros mimiced another mans voice....

"Sargent I am sending you to your deaths.. As we speak the last of the competent Military officer have executed a Coup.. We think we can perform a holding action and bog down the Americans.. We need time." Colonel Zhing looked down, "We tried suing for peace with the weak man in DC. After we unleashed a bio weapon in new york Macer told them the time for peace was over.. Anyone seen by satilite holding a gun, Anyone that has been recorded making Anti American statements, Anyone holding a rank above Sargent will be killed in war or if found dragged out and shot like the rapid dogs we were.. Any appeals could be made to New York city council.."

Andros mimicked another voice, " We have numerical superiority and our way is superior.."

The sound of whap comes out of Andros's mouth..

"Thank you Sargent.. The Americans are not the idiots you have been told.. They are ruthless as any old.." Andros mimicks the sound of a sniper shot..

Elizabeth looks through her armored visor as she laid in her bed put in the Captains quarters. "So America went to war with China After it knocked India and North Korea out of the war.."

"That was the start to the march to Beijing.. " Andros grinned, "Your Uncle Macer had been told their was no way we could move that fast.. "

"Uncle Macer found a way.." Elizabeth pauses, "All the military people from New york.. He asked for Volunteers who wanted a pound of flesh.."

"He went to the Spec Ops community, the various branches, The the Surviving National guards units.. He asked if they would be willing to risk there lives for a foolish gamble.. They were all stone deaf to the President till they realized he was referring to going directly into China.. " Andros shook his head, "Those d#$% officers that had just said no.. Their men were tired, battle hardened, and needed R and R.. All of a sudden started making phone calls.. The mission organized itself.. Letch gave Your Uncle Alex a Dollar as they sat in the white house listening to the men organize the missions themselves.. The Spec Op units were arguing with the New York Air units.."

"The non-new york units started getting involved when they realized what the new Yorkers where doing," Elizabeth laid there.. "Uncle Letch and Uncle Alex just.. Dang.. Its.."

"The ultimate in leadership is when the men take full responsibility.. A self organizing solution.. The ultimate in leadership.. The New York officers were double diligent.." Andros kissed Elizabeth's forehead, "I found out before I left.. A few COS agents from the new york Branch went in against orders.. It explained several stories I came across.. Enemy snipers showing up because of a trick of light.. Mines not going off.. Even the Wendigo reported weird things.. Dead Chinese soldiers.. They assumed the Americans or trust killed them.."

Elizabeth giggles, "I gaurentee you Uncle Issac organized the most ruthless non violent use of our people ever.."

Andros closes his eyes, "You are smart little girl.. You get it from your mother.. Do you know why I am having this conversation with you?"

Elizabeth tears up, "I do not want to think about it.. You can save my daddy.. You wont let your personal feelings get in the way.. You are the Greatest American NAval Officer in US history.."

"Elizabeth.. If it is who I think it is the odds are very low.. If I had known earlier and it was with in the 48 hour window," Andros covers up Elizabeth..

"Please find my Daddy.. I know you want my mother, but she is ," elizabeth cries..

Andros kiss her armors forehead spot, "We focus on what we can do while we put miracles into play.. I have a few people looking into it.."

Elizabeth is wide eyed, "You said in the future you were the grandmaster Mason of the mother lodge.. Uncle Robert hinted to me that someone would bring them all back into the fold.. Uncle Alex helped you to bring them all under control.." Elizabeth thought for a second, "Your walk about you.. The Knights Templar.."

"You have a big imagination. The Templars," Andros gave her a hand signal that made her go wide eyed.. "Your uncle Robert is a very smart man.. When we rescue them you better listen to him and quit being a pain.." Andros shook his head," The Templars have rules a little different.. Less red tape and some such.. ancient history.."

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Andros sat on the bridge as the reports came in, "I see we have two enemies.. No .. one recruiting.. "

"The new SecNav is requesting an update.." Hatchette responds coldly, "We have been sending standard psyops responses per Lt. Campbell's recommendations.."

"His fishing expeditions paying off.." Andros looks at the screen, "Lets see what else I can get.."

Andros turns on the com line and the SecNav appears on the screen F#$%ing a secretary..

As she loudly moans, "Good morning Mr. SecNav you requested an update.."

Both of them fall off the desk..

Major Smith snorts as he sees the scramble..

"God D@#$ it Captain Colt," The SecNav growled.. "Consider yourself on report.. You do not just.."

"Sorry shug," The SecNav leans forward with a sharp object to his back.. "Good morning honey.. Did you F#$% Jolene again yet.. "

"should I call back and wait for you to finish," Andros politely speaks.. He gives a hand signal..

"You F#$%ing Bastard," The SecNav growled.. "She is an agent of Alex's.. We figured he.."

"Sugar you give good D#$% but are as dumb as a box of rocks," the woman smiles as her short black hair.. "Grandmaster.. I hope this is important.. I had him getting me a new car.."

"She is definately pissed," Andros acts like a kid.. "Its the XO's fault.. She put ideas in my head.."

"Be quiet.. You dirty old man probably want to watch," The woman shakes her head.. "Enough idolatry.. Baby.." The woman reaches around and grabs the SecNav's extension.. "We have entered a new phase in our relationship.. Do not make mama delete this extension.. Tell the Grandmaster what he wants.. Then you are going to plug this back in and finish.."

"Jackson.. She has worked for me since the first day you met.." Andros coldly stands and walks over to the screen.. "You see my female agents who engage in these types of things for me extract high prices.. they get to keep the men if they like them and I get access Coventry world war two style.. Get rid of that look.. She already said yes.. You are planning divorcing your wife.."

The SecNav is wide eyed, "You know .."

"Jackson your are a subpar patsy at best.." Andros looks At jackson and speaks in his wifes voice, "I never loved you you spineless wimp.. You think you can just turn your back on our friends.."

Jackson freezes as does the other female on the screen..

"You see I know my darling Daughter missed a few people.. They think Alex is stupid," Andros shakes his head.. "Fools.. I know who the survivors probably are or least who their favorite cat's paws are.. So.. Jackson.. I offer you freedom and P#$$y.. " andros looks at the screen, "Your soon to have an accident wife will be.. No.. that is nt the right bribe.."

"I am not for sale.. We will win," Jackson growls and then bites his lip and goes red face..

Hatchette giggles as she realizes what happened..

"What if I can make sure your wife doe not get half.. She is engaged in active Treason.." Andros looks at the screen, "Hey wide A$$.. How would you like to be Mrs. Jackson.."

"Nico," the woman pauses and lets go of the extension.. "I.."

"You get to do the same work and help jackson keep half of all his crap this time.. You can impersonate her and keep F#$%ing him and this time no one will say anything," Andros smiles evilly.. "I know the worlds best surgeon.. Quiet well"

"You slept with little Lucy," the woman points the shank at the screen. "You dirty old bastard.. "

"Jackson.. the lady is waiting.. Do you get even with her Father in law and get rid of about 200 pounds of plastic idiot.." Andros looked at the screen, "And she and her wife seduced me and took advantage of my innocent self.."

The female Agent laughs and has to hold herself up, "And I am a nun.." Seeing Jackson thinking, "Love.. You would get to be the SecDef who got the East Coast fleet up to date.. Officially you would be working with Letch.. Plus we could F#$% like this all the time.. I would be your wife.."

Jackson looks at Andros with his uniform still around his ankles, "You offer me P#$$y and freedom.. Yet I would be working for the A$$ hat.."

"Well.. Perhaps you could view it as this.. Officially no.." Andros started to say something, "Nah.. always a chain of command.. Let me put it this way.. How much more freedom of Action will the Lt. Commander give you.. Plus you would have allies that your enemies on the hill could not beat.. If they win.. Well.. You do happen to be a competent engineer.. Plus she is one mean B#$%^ and no one will get to you.."

"Letch does like his officers hands on.. I would be getting my hands very dirty.." Jackson paused, "One condition.. I get to keep her.. I do nt want to ruin her pretty face.. I want hers next to me every night.. I want to see it when I wake up.. My wife gets nothing.."

Andros looks at the SECNAV, "Deal if the information you have is.." Andros sees the agent look down, "It is that small.."

"My father in law has a secret mansion in South America.. My soon to be ex has gotten shots for a few things I noticed.." The SecNav paused as he looked at the screen, "this is the Address.."

Andros caught the quick flash of paper on his armors recorder. "If this starts to come apart.. Do not resign.. I will have a cover story.. Im a good reporter, in fact only thing I am good at.."

"We have a deal on one other contingency," SecDef Jackson smiled.. "I get to deliver the terms to my soon to be ex-father inlaw.."

"Easily done," Andros grins.. "I expect to work with you in the future SecNav." Andros cut the line and starts cussing as soon as he is sure its done.. "Major.. How much of my Templars have been compromised.."

The Chaplin turned from her seat and looks at her husband, "You.. You .."

Andros nearly falls out of his chair laughing.. "What is it with you conspiracy nuts.. God, one of my two best friends are one.. Templars.." Composing himself, "Smith is a Shriner.."

Chaplin Smith walked around to in front of the Captain " You.. We know in the future you were the Grand Master of the mother lodge of the Freemasons.." Her staff glows, "Captain Colt.."

Major Smith walked around and gave the Captain a lodge brothers greeting.. He froze when Captain colt fixed his hands and then returned the greeting, "Grandmaster.. You control the Shriners.. Your the quiet hidden Grandmaster of the lodges.."

"He was recorded having stated to Grandmaster Riley that when he was in charge we all worked together as a team and he was team Captain.." Chaplin smith nodded her head, "As grandmaster of the mother lodge the profile indicates he would start bringing in all the other organizations back into the fold.. With him being back in time he would use a different strategy.. Start assuming control of the other Organizations.."

"The SecNav is a shriner.. He gambled and passed a message.. The other woman is just a Rebecca.. But infected.. Smart bastard.." Andros snorted, "Templars.." Andros looked at his yeoman who frooze, "Corporal Franks.. Make a note for me to see if their are any Templars.."

Corporal Franks breathed for a second, "Yes sir.. The old knights.. Shall I have tea and biscuits brought to the Bridge as well mates.." Corporal Franks laughed at her own fake british accent.. "Off to see if I can find any extra P#$$y to bribe these Knights templars sir.." she mutters to herself, "Templars.. God, idiot officers buy that S#$%.. Gullible F#$%ers.."

"Bring me back a red head or six if you dont mind," andros was jovial.. "Corporal.."

"Six redheads sir," Corporal franks called back. "With tea and biscuits.."

"Yeah.. A tea Party," Andros Called out.. "You hear that Hatchette a tea Party.."

Corporal Franks froze for half a second and sighed. No one saw it as she walked on..

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Jolene was bracing herself on Andros's chest, her claws dug into his chest. She slapped him, "You F#$%ing bastard.. You are doing nothing at all.. That is the great strategy of the legendary Captain Colt.. Do absolutely nothing!! You.."

Andros Rolled her onto the hard floor.. As her legs wrapped around her Andros grabbed the back of her head and Kissed her.. The emotions in the room changed as Jolene's body tensed and then relaxed.. The Tension did not change..

Andros sat up at the odd angle, "You cheating bastard.. I.. "

"What.. There were 174 survivors at Pendelton.. And Three of my boys.. I was the Grandmaster of the United Lodges.. I just used the title of the Grandmaster of the mother Lodge.. Because it was THE mother lodge.."

Jolene had tears in her eyes," I mean Issiac ran the number and.. I .. My god.. They will never get past the Guardians of the Church.. Admiral Beauregard.. We all assumed he changed because of the Gauntlet run.."

"I had two lodges under my belt.. You knew that.. Well they are a lodge," Andros reached down as his muscled arms flexed.. "You wanted me to save your husband.."

"YOU THINK HE IS THE MOLE," Jolene was in tears.. "No.. No.. No.. He would never.."

Andros hummed to himself causing Jolene to slap him.. " He is watching right.. Right now.. I made damn sure.."

Jolene's legs tremble," You F#$%ing A$$h.." Jolene reached up digging her claws in, "God I have missed your touch.. Ira is good baby but.. He cant get me here," Jolene has tears in her eyes as she trembles angain and again.. She slaps Andros as hard as she can..

"Jolene .. Mother of my child," Andros speaks in his fourteen year old voice.. "Do you want me to stop.. All you have to do is say so.."

"DONT YOUR FU#$ING DARE!!! LITTLE MAN!!!" Jolene growls deeply and loud.. She starts moaning and speaking in Klans SPEAK SPEAK..
video streamed.. Slowly but surely his anger rose, "That F#$%ing C#$%.. She never loved me.. "

After a lot more noise, "Ira.. I can go all night and keep your wife going thanks to soul speak.. You can listen but not watch.." The video feed cuts as the sounds of Jolene speaking in Klan's speak Speak fill the room..

"Ira," One of the people speak.. "He is baiting you.. "

"Ira.. He is good but.. Please keep going Andros.. I love you.. He was nothing compared to you.. " Jolene's voice filled the room followed by a lot of sound.. "F#$% him baby.. I will stay this time.. We can raise our daughter together.. I will accept you sleeping with diana she can.." Louder sounds come, " Oh god yes.. HEr and austin can join us.. Just Do let me go please.. Ira just isnt this good.."

"Ira," The other agent sees a look on his face.. "Boss we control the COS now.. We have taken.."

Irs stares at the black screen as the sounds of Andros and his wife fill the room.. He sits in full body armor as several of his compatriots take deep breaths..

"It is a trap," Ira sits back and laughs.. "You are very good Captain.. I am not living in your shadows any more.. I have control of the Senior Circle.. I can dispose of you at my Liesure.."

A voice comes from the screen, "Mama.. what are you doing ? EWE!!!"

"We are working on a sister for you Elizabeth.." Andros's voice comes across the screen, "I.. Littleone.. I have bad news for you.. My people found out Ira is dead we bury the body.."

Elizabeth screams, "No.. You are lying he is my Daddy he would never.."

"Honey lets assume I am wrong," Andros's voice is calm and steady.. "He knows about you and where you are at.. Yet he is a yeeler beely.. The truth is he was just with your mother to try and be someone.. He really sucks at his job and is probably the reason the rig blew.. He cant physically satisfy your mother because he has a small penis.."

"You mean man.. My daddy would not leave me with a monster like you," Elizabeth's voice fills the room.. "You are not even trying to find my daddy.. The ship is back in port in San Diego.. I want my daddy.."

"Elizabeth.. Me and your father are having a private moment.. Irs is NOT your father," Jolenes voice comes across the blanked screen.. "The truth is I never loved him.. Its your father I love and always will baby.. Plus, Ira is just riding your real fathers coat tails.. the truth is Andros, Alex, and his friends have been protecting Ira.. Other Agents of the COS have had to pull his weight.. Besides having a small reproductive organ compared to your real father, Ira really never loved you.. I found this.."

"MY DADDY LOVES ME..I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU SAY.. YOU ARE A BAD MAN MR. COLT," Elizabeth's voice cracks as it sounds teary.. "MY DADDY WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME HERE.. HE IS NOT A LOSER.. YOU JUST WANT TO F#$% THIS LOSER!! WELL MAMA THE TRUTH IS HE JUST USES YOUR TILL AUSTIN COMES BACK THEN IT IS.."

Ira listened with tears in his eyes, "You tell them.."

"The truth is," Andros speaks as the sound of a click can be heard.. "used her.. The truth is I never liked the skank.. It was loose P#$$%.. Her brat is a monster but god the benefits have been.."

"Ira your drunk," Robert Heinlein's voice fills the air..

"Those bastards .. It was my ex.. Years ago.. not," Ira crushes the seat he is in.. "That rat bastard is only playing.."

A little girl cries, " Your just jealous because my daddy loves me and your just a port the Captain puts into when the blonde is not .."

"Enough," Jolene's voice calls out.. "Go sleep where I laid you down at.. I guess she does not want the horsie Nana Colt got her only granddaughter.. Ira is broke and cant afford the little things.."

Through tears, "Horsies.."

"Just like the black stallion.. I have a young colt back at the farm about to start being broke in.." andros's Vocie calmly speaks.. "Nana colt got another little Colt when she found out about you.."

Ira throws something at the screen breaking it.. "I dont think so Captain Colt, living in your shadow is one thing.. You are NOT stealing my precious little Lizzy.."

"Ira," A voice cries out.. "Do not.."

Ira stabs the other agent through the chest.. "We will take the bonhomme Richard and give it to our friends as a gift.. I am going to personally put a worm in Captain Colt.. Then I am going to grab the blonde.. Use her for a play toy as he watches.." Turning on a holo screen, Assemble an assault team.. The Captain wants us to walk into a trap.. Lets change the game a little.."

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Andros just kept walking through the morning Kata.. "I thought I asked you to bring me a sweet Tea Ira.. Always the B#$%^maid never the B#$%^ Ira.."

"I am going to enjoy this," Ira sees the shirtless Andros and freezes.. "I saw scratches on.. Cute, so the whole message was faked.. Your getting senile old man."

Andros just kept going through the Kata's on the outer deck, "The hardest part.. Was where were you.. I know it sounds stupid but.. No body just usually means it was incinerated.."
Andros hums very softly causing his body to glow, "I see you have a few friends who are under your control.."

The Deck of the Bonhomme Richard has over thirty two COS agents in full armor..

"Well S#$% we are playing a game of Bad A$$ery," Andros kept moving very slow as members of the COS in full body armor watched..

"This is gonna be fun.." Ira walked over to Andros, "You got me here except.." Ira Summons holograms, "Lets see.. There is the blonde.. This is one of my Agents from the COS.." Another Hologram pops, "Lookie here.. This is the Bridge.. I see Lizzy is up and being treated like the spoiled princess she is.." Another Hologram appears with Alexander in bed with Sandra, then another showing Diana in the lab, then another showing Captains Resfer on her bridge, Another showing Lt. Commander Letch reading two books at the same time, The another showing Helos in bed with Gretchen, Another shows Regina nude in bed with Admiral De'Chez, Then a one eyed woman in bed... "Lets quit jacking around Andros.. This is the one I am going to enjoy," A hologram Appears at Annapolis, "I am goinng to make sure this is personal.. I am going to destroy John Paul Jones tomb. then every whore you have ever had will be given to my men.."

"Ira.. Your good but still wet behind the ears Greenhorn," Andros grins evilly.. "You have a lot to learn about running a secret society.. For instance.. Never for the love of god F#$%ing monolouge.. "

Uts is calmly on watch, "Actually Captain.. Thats the rules of being an evil overlord.." Uts starts to move, "And your pricks can get off my.."

"Uts.. I did not give you permission to leave your post.. Please enter into the deck log.. One idiot given a fair chance to walk away.." Andros looks at Ira as he keeps moving, "Idiot.."

Jolene Follingsworth is brought by the Chaplin, "Smith.. You could have let me gotten dressed first.. Maybe showered, I do not want the trust members to smell the Captain all.." She freezes when she sees Ira and the other members of the COS.. "S#$%.. You A$$hole.."

"Which one darlin," Andros ask cold bloodily.. "Oh.. Ira the part before the feed cut.. All one hundred percent real.."

Jolene looks away in shame, "You.. Ira... I can explain.. " She glares at Andros, "You.. Wait.. Ira.. He is right you F#$%ing traitor.. "

"No.. I am no traitor.. The Senior Circle and obviously you are the traitors.. We were exposed and ," Ira looks down, "Nice try Andros .. You have a counter stroke.. "

"You were a good agent Ira... Before we dance what made you a traitor," Andros looked at Jolene and sighed.. "It is my fault as I suspected.. She never bonded with you because I was there first.. You also got saved by me and Alex various times.. It bubbled up into hate and then you got an offer.."

Ira points his staff at Andros, "Every time we made love Jolene you were comparing me to that F#$%ing fourteen year old.. " Ira shakes his head, "I see your point Andros.. I am talking to much.. Grab him and my C#$% of a wife I will be putting.."

Uts grabs Jolene and quickly gets her off into the hatchway..

"Ira.. " Andros sees all the COS agents, "What did the report from the Grand-master state.. Hell Ira I told you in the Video you watched with me and YOUR wife.."

A voice comes from one of the holograms.. It is on the Bridge and Ira turns to see it.. "What in the .."

Corporal Franks Armor changes to a much different version.. A white clothe flows with a red cross in the middle of it, An all black sword is drawn as the Hologram speaks. Everyone on the Bridge jumps..

"Long after the Ranger has stood on the bridge declaring none shall pass," The black short sword goes right into the Camera of the COS agent.. "We carry our dead brother Ranger's body on our back as we swim across to face the enemy.." A chorus of voices can be heard in all of the holograms..

Ira gets a panicked look on his face..

"Long after the marines were forced to retreat," Another person in similar body Armor stabs the COS agent in the back. With a hand over the dying agents mouth, the COS never hits the floor of Austins flat above a hardware store.. "We sneak into enemy HQ and kill the CO.."

Letch looks up from his books and goes back to reading.

"When the Spooks," Another Armored man with a big red cross speaks..

Letch shakes his head never looking up, "Captain you will of course be paying the cleaning bill.."

Andros chuckles as the Scene is repeated on all the screens.

Ira starts shaking getting very pissed off, "You.. "

At annapolis the scene shows a Cadet on Fire Watch, "What.."

The Armored man jumps down slicing off the COS agents hand, "We are the Knights Templar.. You wish to strike from the Shadows.. You forgot, the shadows are our homes.."

The Cadet Panics for a second..

"Here kid.. You got the fire watch that actually means something.." The Templar slapped a device on the Cadets back.. liguid seems to cover the kid, "Grab that Idiots staff and get ready.. The Templars and the worlds most powerful Navy will guard John Paul Jones Tomb together, we fight back to back. You get the ten on the right ,I will get the ten on the left.."

The Cadet at first seems very afraid as a lot of other Armored men appear.. One fires at the tomb knocked off balance by the Templar.. They surround the Templar..

"Excuse me," The Cadet kicks the staff up with one armored foot.. "Who the F#$% do you think you Are.." The armored cadet twirls the staff around like a grandmaster fighter, "I am on this god D#$% watch and.." The Cadet knocks the First COS agent's mask off her face, "Get up Templar.. No one F#$%s with JPJ's tomb on Mt F#$%ing watch.. F#$% sleep with an Admirals wife and this is the S#$% I get.. Back to back.." The sound of whistles comes from the Armored Cadet, "I am sick of you F#$%ers always pushing me around.. Cousin Uts is right.. It is time to spread the God D@#$ ass whuppins.. F#$% this PC," The Cadet breaks the Staff on another Agent and then stabs the broken end in anothers head..

"What i s sam," Ira gets very Pissed..

"Seems Ut's Cousin is a behavioral problem at the Academy," Captain Colt is still moving very slowly through Kata's.. "Oh.. You mean with the Templars.. Just a figment of your 'magination.. They went extinct a long time ago.."

Ira started shaking as Two Templar Knights appeared.. One had four stars on his armor next to his Cross..

The COS Agents started to get worried, "Ira.. this is.."

On every ship in Port and Behind the COS agents, Templar Knights appear..

COS Agents back up as they Realize they Templars are everywhere surrounding them..

The knights seem to cry in unison, "On guard Navy.. Your Templar Brothers will hold the line with you.. Sound the Alarm.. The wolf is in the hen house.."

Alarms start ringing throughout the port

"Get ready Andros.. We still out number you," Ira glares.. "Cute trick Andros.. So you spent the time building the Templars back up to a force.."

"God you conspiracy nuts.. The templars do not exist," Andros stops his kata. "Admiral .. Do you see any Templars anywhere?"

"No Grandmaster of the mother Lodges.. Templars last I heard were a bunch of drunk ole boys club.. Went extinct as a power when their last Grandmaster was executed via burning," Admiral Beauregurds voice is very clear.. A long black sword draws a line on the deck, "Nope no Templars anywhere Grandmaster.. Just me and a few boy from the bar at coranado.. We were eating this Salad.."

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Post by bonhommearmonica on Aug 23, 2015 14:08:03 GMT -6

What gets me about this..

They way I write does not always mesh with the plan..

The characters seem to go their own direction on me

this was supposed to be about Andros and Jolene

B stroy was supposed to be about the new third officer

Instead..

This came out..

I do appreciate feed back.. let me write the epilogue and on to episode two

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The bridge was efficiently operating as the third officer people watched.. "The chaos of the days events Boats.."

Senior Chief Avril sat in the XO's spot next to Lentsol, "Church of Science, Templar Knights, time travel.." Boats readjusted his butte in the body armor, "This crap.. The most advanced ship in the fleet.. Nah just and every day occurrence.. An old normal day.. That would kill me.." Senior brought up a file on the main screen ,"this crap.. Ensign Harlow is still UA.. All the Captain will say is He must be doing something.. He will get here when he gets here.."

"Boats.." Her russian accent flowed, "He is somebody special in the future.. No clue what it is but, for the breach of discipline to be allowed.."

"What was he .. The white house janitor.. I checked.. He was just plain lucky the whole time he had been in.." Avril shook his head, "His chief in boot camp got retired as well as the other two RDC's.. He managed to sate the PT by his teeth.. then at training school the whole system crashed.. He had been behind.. So they had him retake all on paper.. He got out of a lot of troubl.." Boats shakes his head, "Everytime he was supposed to be gone he was in the right place at the right time.. Even when he got got.."

"He avoided a minor explosion right next to his room.. three sailors died.." She Smiles from her chair, "He is lucky.. Look he missed all this crap.. We have rule in russia.. It working is a little more important then knowing why it works.. Plus.. My little Delano personally recommended him.. Letch just approved it.. Captain was very happy to get him, estatic.."

Senior looked at the picture, "So how did that conversation go.. And yes it is my job to ask so do not go get defensive.. I have to be able to work around it.."

A tear falls from Katia's face in her faceplate, "My little Delano is happy.. He has a very good woman.. No a real lady.. What he always wanted.. Just like the Captain.. all three musketeers shoot for the stars.. Boats do not worry about this old spy.. Him being happy is what love is about.. Sandra even agreed to actually have lunch with me.. Just the two of us.."

Senior looks forward, "So no fallout to my men over this.."

"She is to good to let that happen.." A com line beeps and comes on, "S#$%.."

"All of you keep working.." Senior growls on the A2A..

"Regina.." Katia sighed and leaned back.. "Mrs. De'Chez.. I am glad to see your in good health.."

"Katia.. I did not come with my claws out.. I am still mad and now I realize why Elizabeth still is not talking with me.." Regina's red hair seemed to blow in the wind, "Do you mind if I meet with you and Sandra for that lunch.."

"You old fraud.." The Senior Lt. , third Officer laughed, "Ok.. but if you want me to spy on Andros for you.."

Regina laughs not meaning to, "I will tell you how my son is doing.. Fine between ladies.. "

"Mam your married.." Senior chief Avril buts in.. "It is not gonna be good.. Agent Ira is in the brig right now and I have had a child on my ship while underway.. I heard the blonde is gonna be a D@#$ issue.. I do not need you sniffing the F#$% around here mam.."..

"Boats," Katia growls..

"Katia your getting soft.. Senior is just doing his job..My littleman has always had a demand of the best.. Senior enlisted are expected in the fleet to be rude, non-curteous, and most of all right" Regina grins, "I will just come by and cause Senior a few issues.. He forgot to say Good morning.."

Senior looked at both women as they laughed, "F#$% you both.." Senior walked over to another part of the bridge, "D@#$ Captains women.. I am going to find me a boat whore for the Captain and chain her to his quarters.."

"Regina," The Senior Lt. does not hide her emotions.. "Are they happy?"

"Its Littleman who cant find his way.. I was hoping Captain Resfers would have stayed.." Regina shook her head, "Mammy Colt is happy that Little Elizabeth is finally coming.."

"Why are you being so nice," Katia asked..

"Mammy Colt just Reamed me out.. Turns out the woman knew the whole time.. Told me it was none of my business.. " Regina was not very happy, "I had told her that the boys had to stay out of the boys sniffing around Lucy.. Same crap had to apply to the boys.. It was man folk business.. Babies, marriage, exctra was our business.. She told the same thing to Andros's mother.. She tried to have her thrown out of her house and called the sherriff.." Regina pauses, "They wanted to another psych commit on her.. I had Doc visit and he just shook his head and called her an old goat.."

"Regina old friend.. Elizabeth wants to meet you," Katia smiled.. "Passed me a message in Decent Russian.. You have been officially invited by the Junior Chairman for the Committee for a batter future to ride with her and her mother to Crestview Florida.."

Regina laughs till she sees the lack of channge in Katia Lentsol's face, "You are serious.."

"It was worded in the exact same tone Delano speaks in when he words a request," The Senior Lt. looks right at the screen.. " She called Delano.. the three musketeers should never be allowed to be around children."

An old phone rings.. A male voice comes over the line, "Alex.. I am going fishing.. Son, I am in charge of that lake and have wrote official orders as such.. Its a war game"

The bridge crew goes very quiet including the Third officer..

"Fine I will reschedule my war game with the Bass, trout, and catfish.." A pause, "What the hell do you mean the Chairman of the Junior Committee for a better future has filed the proper paperwork and I will honor the treaty with a smile on my face.. Son.. that is total bullS#$%.. She is twelve and Andros's daughter.." After a few seconds, "That little bastard hung up on me.. Regina he is your D#$% son.. Try and tell me he is 100 percent a chip off the old block my A$$.."

Regina covers her mouth trying not to laugh, "You are right my love.. She is definitely Andros's daughter.."

"Did I catch that right," Senior walked over and whispered to the third officer.. "It was your secret comm line she used.."

The Senior Lt. hits boats in the back of the head while Regina is talking with her husband..

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Captain's quarters

Andros sat in the chair with his armored feet up, "I found recently Austin.."

Austin's hologram appeared to be ringing out customers, "Thank you. I am off at five thirty.. I am on the phone with an old friend.. Pick me up at six ok.."

Andros just took a deep breath, "Jacob huh.. National guard First Sargent.. A few people owe me in the national guard.. I hear tim buck two is awesome this time of year.."

The sound of a door shutting and locks sliding fill the Captain's quarters, "Littleman.. We are two different people.. We tried baby.. We make better friends.." She pauses, "You need to call Mammy Colt more often.." Austin whispers, "Little man.."

Tears fall as Andros just sits there..

"Littleman.." A twinge of guilt hits Austin, "I.. I sabotaged your relationship with Resfers.."

Andros just sat there..

"I gave you to her knowing she would run.. It was wrong of me.. I hurt you again.. For a minute I thought there might could be an us.."

"I waited seventy eight years Austin," andros wiped the tears from his eye.. "God I am such an emo.. Austin.. The chairman of the junior committee for a better future wishes to speak with you.. Alex got her into Sea World after they closed.. she is a mimic like me Austin.." Andros takes a deep breath, "I am sending her and Jolene to Mars with the Senior Council.."

"It is still a shock littleman.. Mrs. Scholocke is among those women on my.." Austin Pauses, "REGINA.. She is coming to town.. If Alex is with Your daughter then she will be there.."

Andros takes a deep breath, "Mammy wants you there at the farm.. Regardless of what my mother wants.."

Austin takes a deep breath, "I cant tell your wife no.. That woman is nosy and rude like her husband.. I owe her because Mr. Wingfried owed her and she got me this job.." Austin took a deep breath, "I will have diner with you on the Twenty third littleman.." Austin turned at a knock on the door, "Silly I said pick me up at six.. Chocolate.. Littleman"

"F#$% you," andros cuts the line and just sits there.. He looks up, "Your a dick.. I asked for a chance to put it right and I got it.. I did not ask for happiness, d#$% details God , you sometimes are such a c$%^.. I can hear you laughing.."

Chaplin Smith knocked on the door, "Captain.. I waited till the extra signal ended.."

Andros had no tears falling as a coldness made filled his Quarters, "Chaps.."

Smith closed her eyes, "Walked on water and cant get a date to the prom.." Smith looks at the Captain, "I built hydro boots when I was sixteen for a science project.. "

"I am sending the senior council to Mars and putting in new management," Andros coldly spoke.. "I am not being evil.. It is bad time and the idea has merit.. The Asimovs, DeCamps, and Heinleins need a break and a fresh start.. "

Smith bowed her head, "Grandmaster is the decision personal.. Over the blondes death in the last iteration.."

"Yes," Andros spoke.. "For me.. I wasnt the only vote.."

"Your now the high mullah," Chaplin smith spoke..

"Nope.. I offered it to the Senior Circle.. They jumped at the chance to go to mars.. they will be advising Abigail.." Andros had a tired look on his face, "The COS is now under the United Lodges of Terra.. They have a seat with the Templars, Shriners, Rebekahs, Eastern Stars, Scottish Lodges, Irish Lodges, the Odd fellows, and the Prince Hall lodges.."

Chaplin Smith is wide eyed, "You.. You never said ..when you where thirteen you said that you where the Grandmaster Mason of the mother Lodge.."

Andros laughs, "I needed that chaps.." the Com line shows, "Tell them I am in dispose.. I am discussing the finer points of faith with Chaps.." Andros cuts the line, "The emphasis was on The part.."

"The Senior Circle gave you the Lodge keys," Chaplin Smith bowed her head.. "I am getting stuck with a lot more work.."

"Heinlien maintains the title.. Doctor Gera has agreed to bang the gavel and pour water on hotheads as needed.. Free booze and food.. Doc is there with boots on," andros sat back.. "The COS accepts me as THE Grandmaster and we repair the damage.. The grandmaster of the Lodges each get an Advisor from the other lodges.. "

"So you still do not do an ounce of work," Chaplin Smith shakes her head.. She can tell the emotions, "Captain.. The reason I am hear is because of your soul.. You let me preform the same function as Troi on this ship.." She shakes her head, "I digress.. Captain.. You have only had three relationships with a new woman.. that was Doc's daughter Lucy.. She is married and in love with Tora.. Just a fantasy of hers.. And the Major you saved from a serial killer and.. The blonde!"

Andros looks at her, "So I am an old man stuck in the past.."

"One day the future and the past will come together.. To us it is all new.. To you it is old news.. Captain you need to go live a new life.." the Chaplin stands up, "You gave me my Major.. you sacrifice for love hoping the next love will be Austin" the Chaplin kisses the Captains forehead, "Old man.. Just remember what I said.. The two ends of the candle always meet when burning.." Chaplin Smith turns the com line on, "Have a good day Mrs. Parker.. When you use time travel to change the course of histroy dont get bbut hurt when you get bit.." As she walks out, "Play nice you saved her.. "

Andros looked at the Chaplin as the door shut..

"Littleman," Austin was in tears.. "I am sorry.. OK I am not the angel you pictured.. Or dreamed.."

Andros closed his eyes, "Austin.. Go on your date.. "

Austin looks down, "You do not mean that.. Your an A$$hole.."

"Your right.. I was just told I need to grow up.." Andros looked at Austin, "Babygirl.. I saved you for highest of noble reason.. Selfish self interest.. Its a second chance for you.. Be the best Austin Artemis Parker you can be.."

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