Post by bonhommearmonica on May 8, 2015 17:19:03 GMT -6
My story.. It is not really that long of one really.. Let me see that cheesy line from Interview with a vampire.. I was born.. I lived..
To me it is funny anyway.. Well Ms. Trenton, you need to pay attention.. And learn well.. Truth is this is a narrative from my POV and not an exact summation of how the events unfolded..
You remember when you first felt the surge.. You would have been in high school right.. Let me see, the best way for you to learn this magical lesson is start the only way I can share the information.
The Department of Advanced energy Manipulation, as it has evolved into. Is editing history to fit the narrative of the politicians that control it. When the surge first hit, nobody had a damn clue.. The Present Chief of the AEM is a low level cocksucker who has worked his way to the top on his knees..
I know.. I know.. His biography claims he is a precog and that he saw all this.. Well he forged the documents..
The truth is the world was not ready.. This is just the government trying to make it look ready.. The divorces and rapes cases filed have skyrocketed.. Now a teen with some minor skill can be deadly to those that had started stuff with him.. Like San Francisco and the straight kid dealing with gay bullies.
The Genius who is now in charge of the AEM, is actually a low level precog who is a former lowlevel paper pusher.. And not even a good one at that..
It was his idea to start classing the Advanced Energy Manipulators... Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Omega.. The he has tried to since then split up the magic up into a controlled narative..
All stupity of course.. You see the government covered up the events of New orleans..
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2015
December 21
A bald head held the table as the world seemed to spin out of control.. "The god Damn colors seem to have.. They move and have taste.."
"Please Heinriech.. You started doing drugs," A soft female voice seemed to be getting very pissed.. "I quit we are through.. Find yourself one of those bimbo's at Hooters or bone daddy's you seem to like.. Seven damn years wasted on a moron.."
"F**k you to Deiti," Heinriech angrily responds.. "I hope your soulmate you have been banging turns out to be gay.."
"Leave Sean alone.. He is just a sensitive soul," Deiti responds..
"Words have shapes and colors.." Heinriech is completely distracted, "Go jump off a bridge or some such S#$%.. Tell you what I Will just go F#$% the Stripper who is our neighbor.. Make her her say my name."
Waving his hands the phone turns off from where he had dropped it..
Looking at the fridge across the room, " I wonder.. I can feel all the .. The life forces.." Heinriech reaches out to the fridge and the door wobble, "What the hell did she say.. The High Preistess always joked about razzle dazzle."
Heinriech looked at the door to the Fridge and tried waving his hands..
"What do I say oh wise one," Heinriech snorts..
The Television set popped on to a commercial.. "Do the Dew," and the actor held his hand out and a Mt. Dew flew out of the machine..
Heinriech looked at the TV and back to the fridge.. "My subconcious mind can use the majic but.." Heinriech mimics the Actor, "Do the Dew.."
The Mountain Dew flies out of the Fridge and straight to his hand..
Popping it open, "Captains log supplemental.." Heinriech nearly jumps out of his skin when the computer turns on and a star trek screen appears..
Heinriech takes a moment as he looks around the room and an evil look crosses his eyes..
"The magic is focusing through my minds existing gesalts," Heinriech looks at the TV.. "Whats going on.."
Nothing happens..
"I see..Uhm," Heinriech thinks for a minute. He does a fake William Shatner impersonation, "Mr. Spock.. What.. IS going on.. HERE.." Heinriech over acts the look at the TV.. "On the View screen.. Commander."
The TV turns to a star trek episode from the origianl series.. Lenord Nimoys voice comes out, ".. it appears that the.."
The television does a kalediscope of TV shows as it reports.. Heinrich is amazed as the TV is joined by his computer as it combines to report to him.. For the next thirty minutes what is going on is explained to him. He closes his eyes, "This is AWESOME.. Magic exist and is back with a bang.. Because of a change in the alignment of planes of reality.."
The TV Reports back in, "Sir.." Micheal Dorn's voice comes over the air.. It is followed By John De Lancie's voice as Q, "Life is a Precious gift.." A different episode pops up on his computer, ".. what are you going to do..."
Heinriech takes a deep breath as the TV goes silent.. "The universe is listening.. You do grade on a learning curve right.. I vote.."
A babylon 5 episode pops on the Lap top.. Ambassador Kosh turns around and speak, "..to late for the pebbles to vote.."
The TV and Computer start to show the emerging chaos.. Various types of people discovering they have magic..
"Just F#$%ing lovely.." Heinriech shakes his head as a knock comes from the front door..
The computer flips to Destiny childs song, "Say my name.. Say my name.."
Heinriech smiles as he walks to the door. Opening it, " You came over to borrow a cup game right Blair.."
"Thats my stage name," Blair bats her eyes..
"You have come to clean my pool.. No... I do not need a maid," Heinriech laughs as he sees his neighbor..
She hits him on the arm, "Your bad.. My boyfriend is out of town and.." She takes a deep breath and seems nervous.. "He normally does the food shopping."
"Nope.. Your here to give me my massage," Heinriech laughs.. He looks into her eyes and speaks not realizing it, "Wow you have already taken your clothes off.."
"Your forward and funny," Blair starts taking off her clothes.. "I actually just need to borrow a cup of sugar.."
As Blair's dress hits the ground, "At least the tramp stamp is dated of a legal vintage.." Heinriech shakes his head, "Would you like that cup of sugar.."
"thank you so much Mr. Heinriech.. It feels a little drafty in here.."
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What you will find is that the universe is not only alive but she has a weird sense of humor..
when I was little I always thought hey one day I will get my shot.. It took me a long time to realize we all get our chances but the universe just doesn't announce the test.
Look.. The test are not administered by me.. They are as subtle as hell and can get very pissy..
Now don't interrupt me lady.. My first test was very interesting and to this day .. Na.. I enjoyed it..
On the TV screen we all saw the first classes of mages demonstrating power levels.. We are an interesting species in that our evolution has not species wide evolved to the point where we are matched to our present environment.. We are designed sometimes it seems to deal with the last environment.
So what do you think happened..
The surge hit mankind like a large culling tool.. At least that is the sales point.. What it was, was merely something that acted an enabler. Only a few tens of millions of people developed powers.. Advanced energy manipulation abilities..
A lot of those were damaged permanently.. Most got small time crap.. Then a few focused big boys.. Then the Alpha Magi.. These are the ones who become the Department of AEM soldiers.. Largest bulk to.. Standard issue. The AEM are laughable in this.. Around the world only about twelve Omega Magi are known to exist..
Of the known 132 that did exist, Only those known twelve did not have to be killed.. Yous the poor bastards were casting high level magic.. It is rumored they released the Zombie outbrakes that were put down..
No the AEM had not formed yet under the bureaucratic moron..
The twelve that did not crack.. An italian Nun, A brazilian street kid, a German scientist, a french foriegn Legionaire, An american Judge, A chinese soldier, an old Japanese gardener, an Irish businessman, A russina submarine Captain, An american bank manager, an indian shaman, and a swiss watch maker..
What .. I never claimed to be sane.. While the world tried to go to hell.. I was occupido..
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As the Sun rose Heinriech was on the balconey as he looked over the mess in the street.. "Black Swan indeed.. " Heinriech snorts as he watches something far off in the distance.. "Really.. S#$%.."
A mushroom cloud appears..
"Shields Mon Capitane!!! "Heinriech braces for the impact of what he thought would be the impact of the em wave or force of the nuke..
A female voice speaks out and her eyes are glowing, "Wow.. somebody cast a magic spell that stopped an atom bomb.. The explosion is contained back inside a shield of some type.."
"Good morning Blair," Heinrich sees her wearing a bathrobe..
"Last night.. I was drinking old man.. Did we.." Blair looks at him.. " Up close you look younger.. I thought you were in your forties.. You look more like Late Twenties.."
"No honey.. I ," Heinriech looks at the Stripper.. "I feel younger.." Shaking his head, "Honor.. Right thing and all.."
Blair smiles and bites her bottom lip, "I am sober now.."
"Your skinny as hell.. We need to put some meat in.. I meant on you.." Heinriech has to shake his head again as his eyes seem to glow, "You look like a thuggette.. Lets get a real meal in you.."
"I have to go Mr. Rodderick," She swallows hard.
"Right to my breakfast table.. Then you can tell me about all the marks that come to the strip club.." He smiles at her, "No need to rush.."
"I am in deep S#$%.. My.. My manager will be pissed I had to be at the club to make money.." Before she can respond a banging comes from the door..
A voice with a dark edge responds, "I know your in there.. You better not have been giving any away for free.."
The door flies open and a man with a dark opal aura smiles, "I see you did.. Who are you?"
Heindrieck gets very pissed as his eyes glow red, "I am Clark Kent.." With an evil Smile, "No I am superman.. Clark kent.. Superman.." Heindrieck mimics an episode of Lois and Clark.. "How stupid can you be?"
"You.. Little Blair found her a protector," the man calls out.. "Funny thing american," His voice somehow has a dark edge to it.. He pulls out a blade, "I am your kryptonite.."
Heinriech gets kicked back hard through his entertainment center..
The man slaps Blair, "I will deal with you in a second whore. Sleep." He walks over to Heinriech.. "You dare challenge me.. I have killed my old bosses and now rule this part of the syndicate.. I am a god among men.."
Heinriech's head is pulled towards the man, "Any last words.."
"HULK SMASH," A green flash fills the room. Heinriech is covered in green energy as he comes off the TV. His hands grab the other magi mouth breaking his jaw, "Punny God.."
Heinriech sees the mans eyes as he is overcome with rage.
"Punny mage.. Cant speak.. No spells," Heinriech rips the mans throat out..
A loud bellows fills the air as several things seem to pause.. Heinriech picks up Blair and in a raspy voice, "Two to beam out.."
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Let me see
I was hiding and quite happy out in the woods.. Blair really had been skinny
No I did and still do not give two flying F#$%s.. Pay attention.. The actions going on were of NO concern of mine.
The slaver died pretty nastily.. Later I pieced together he had been an omega level magi..
The main fight going on was the power brokers were trying to re-establish control.. Calling us common citizens.. Thank you I am not a common citizen and neither are you.. The truth is.. well..
A few of the hounds did make it out to the farm.. It was heart breaking.. I feed the strays I found and tried to cloth them.. I ended up taking them to a care facility..
God I hated it.. Yes I tried to cure them but then learned a nasty thing.. The magic would redamage them.. I even tried removing thier magic.. Nope.. It lessened it a little.. asprin for a gunshot wound level..
I digress.. I missed all the great battles.. Like when that terrorist cell tried using magic.. I F#$% with Do AEM, this was a case of the broken clock..
Yes.. My first encounter with them was not pleasant.. They were under the impression I was under their jurisdiction.. As an American I disagreed with them.. My second amendment rights mean I have the right to Bear Arms..
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Heindriech looked around at all the armed swat team members as three mages floated in the air.. the parking lot of the walmart was full of police and citizens.
"Citizen.. You have been found in violation of the DoAEM's regulatory authority.. Your are an unregistered magi.. "
A shot rang out and went straight through Heindriech causing no damage..
"What the hell.. I have not yet resisted this illegal detention attempt," Heindriech got pissed as Scared people froze in the streeets..
One of the flyinng magi started whispering..
"Silencio," Hedriech waved his hand like a boss. The three floating Magi
All the swat teams weapons clicked and locked on as heindriech saw a kid wearing an X-men T-shirt..
"Every watch the X-men," Heindriech pulled his hand up in a fist and all the guns came out of the mens hands and turned on them.. "Now.. Do you have a warrant for this violation of my civil rights.. My fourth Amendment and 14th amendment.."
One of the officers growled, "You are under arrest for violating.."
The officer frooze as his shotgun made the sound of about to fire..
"You kill us and nothing good will happen.. Come in.. Your.." The lead swat officer tried to talk Heindriech down, "Come to the station and talk sir.. We can sort this mess out.."
"Like Gardner, Brown, Donner," Heindriech grinned.. He dropped all the guns and turned to the crowd.. "Rodney King!! Rodney king!! Rodney King!!"
The officers scrambled for their guns and then froze.. The whole crowd was shoutinng Rodney King.. More people joined in as the yelled..
"You can legally blame me for mind controlling you," Heindriech grinned to several doubters.. "I am not the one with guns leveled on you.."
The crowd turned on the Police and the shouts got louder.. A few seconds later the crowd was charging the police.. And pandemonium broke out..
Heindriech calmly walked through the Crowd shouting Rodney King.. He made his way to the front doors and walked in..
Pulling out a sheet of paper, "Let me see.. Chips.. Hamburger meat.. turkey burgers.. I need cat food.. Nah.. I will go to pet smart.." Heindriech pushed the buggy forward and went by the produce isle.. "Nanners.. That will do.."
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Blair ran out to the front yard, "Baby.. Your ok.. The whole DFW metroplex is rioting.. I was worried.. You were gone for three hours and they think the riots will spread out here."
Heindriech takes out the bags, "I had to go to Aldi's and the 99cent store.."
"I said the whole DFW Metroplex is rioting.." Blair shakes her head, "They tried to kill a Magi.. And the city rioted.. Governor Abbot is trying to call out the NAtional guard.."
"Wow.. An Omega level magi," Heindriech handed bags of food to blair.. "What did the healer say?"
Blair was embarassed, "I.." She looked down, "I lied to you Heindriech.. I had tested positive before we got together for an STD.."
Heindriech looked at her narrowing his eyes..
"Baby.. Please do not be mad.. I tested completely disease free," Blair quickly spoke.. "It was a false positive apparently.. The second test came back negative to.. I have a completely clean bill of health.."
A little girl comes running down the open gated driveway being followed by a mob of people.. She hides behind Heindriech as the mob starts to walk up the driveway..
Heindriech smiled and reached under his seat.. He pulled out an old pair of six shot revolvers, "And Halt!!"
The crowd froze when Heindriech leveled the revolvers on them..
"She is a witch and the bible says.."
Heindriech shot the speaker in the leg, "That he who soever tresspasses on my property will get to discuss with the holy father the finer points of theology.."
"We can take him.. They are only.."
Heindriech shoots the mans hand, "ten bullets left.. The question is who dies for their cause first.." Angrily he walks over to the man who he feels is in charge.. As the man opens his mouth, Heindriech sticks one of the revolvers into his mouth.
The crowd seemed to back up..
"So what is the little child accused of," Heindriech looks over as Blair picks up the little girl.. "She stole your candy or some such S#$%.."
A man in the crowd stepped forward, "I represent the local AEM civilian militia.. We are an authorized.."
Heindrierch shoots the mans knee cap off.. "You have no warrant to be on my property.. You all look like cattle rustlers to me.. Blair take the poor child inside.."
"You will go to jail for this," The man on the ground holding his kneecap shouted.. "You are using magic.."
Heindriech took out his cell phone, "I summon the police.."
His phone responds, "Google voice.. did you mean dial 911.."
Several people snort at the comment..
"Yes.. Dial 911.."
A few seconds later, "This is 911 please state the nature of your emergency.."
"I am about to kill several cattle Rustlers.. I shot several of them that I caught in the act.." Heindriech took a second, "Tell the mayor..Bob.. that the others ran for it and wanted nothing to do with it.. I have my gun on the cattle rustlers.. One is claiming he is AEM.. Some nonsense about having sex with my cows is part of a sacred ritual he is allowed to preform.."
"Sir.. We are sending back up.. Please try not to.."
Heindriech pulls the trigger that is i the mans mouth, "SOB reached for his knife.... Better hurry.."
Heindriech looked at the other members of the crowd as he dropped the cell phone..
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"This an AEM investigation," The Agent was not to happy.. He slaps the AEM man in the back of the head, "You dumb F#$% really.. All the witnesses heard you try to use smooth to have sex with this mans cattle.. Then the little girl said you tried to touch her.. Now the local judge is denying our warrant.."
Heindriech winked at the little girl who was holding a local Female police officers hand, "I am suing.. He tried to rape my cattle.. The AEM does NOT have the authority to do that.."
"Well the little girl is going to have to come with us," The AEM agent narrowed his eyes and they glowed.. His eyes flickered, "What the hell?"
"I think she is a skeptic," The female police officer politely spoke.. "Mayor.. Is it all right if she stays at my house till CPS can find her placement.. She qualifies for protective custody"
The mayor of the Small town sighs, "Bobbi jo go ahead me and dese federal boys gonna have a talk.."
The little girl walks over to Heindriech.. She tries to hug him.. He bends down and hugs her..
She whispers, "Thank you sir.." With a smile on her face, "Mama said you were a good man it is why I ran here.."
The mayor walked over and took the little girls hand, "This sunday you will come with me and my wife to church.. "
"Mayor.." The AEM agent growled..
"F#$% you.. I am the mayor of this town and you and your hounds can leave.. You do not try to mind control this ole country boy.. Bobbi Jo.. Take little Sarai with you.. We will be by at exactly 930 am this sunday.."
"Yes sir Mr. Mayor.." She smiles and gives the mayor a kiss on the cheek, "Thanks dad.."
A man on a leash walks over to the little girl and sniffs here..
The little girl pets him on the head, "Those mean people hurt you dont they.."
Everyone turned their eyes on the main AEM agent..
"We do not need another DFW riot here.. I keep the town peaceful and quiet.. You boys better just get the F#$% out of my town.." The mayor gets an evil look on his face, "Except your agent and the other cattle rustlers.."
"They are not cattle rustlers.. " The main AEM agent realizes he was surrounded by Armed men, "Mr. Mayor we need to talk in.."
"Sherriff.. If these men are not outside the city limits in twenty minutes arrest them for vagrancy.." The mayor was very pissed off..
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You missed the point..
Magic is not about the bling or the flashy crap.. It is about subtlety.. No I did not control the mayor or the police.. Did not have to.. The AEM agents just pissed them off and they acted like themselves.. No magic required..
Thats the secret.. effort conservation...
I am not using foci.. I am lazy..I considered them hot keying
Oh.. your generation.. OK simple put a set of basics already deployed and then siwtch on the last compnonets..
And have preset commands to execute those spells..
And for the last time.. Its not evil.. The creatures you refer to are predators.. Evil and good are a concept humans have created to justify the universe and parts of her functions..
The predators that were summoned in New Orleans were.. were deadly..
Evil.. Yes the AEM does qualify to me.. If it had a different policy that was rational and not fear based.. Well New Orleans would still be there and not a crater..
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Heindriech was wearing a mask as he walked into the french quarter.. The dead kids bodies had been torn from the inside out. A camera was on its side recording Heidriech walking down the street..
He saw the possessed Omega as the thought form surrounded it..
"I AM YOU GOD INCARNATE," The Possessed AEM MAgi shouted.. Several dried husk of Omega level mages had electrical cables in them..
"S@#*.." One of the military men growled as he hid with his squadmates..
"Get your men and all other civilians as far as you can," Heindriech whispers as his eyes glowed.. "Assume command Sargent.."
"Sir.. S#$% your the Omega from DFW," The Sargent looked in awe at the masked Heindriech.. "Sir.. he killed four Omegas post possession.. Most of my men are dead. We cant beat him sir..."
Heindriech walked over to the open destroyed area.. "La migra.. I need to see your passport and papers.." Heindriech's voice took on a deep twang.. "Other wise I am gonna have to deport you.."
The possessed man turned and laughed, "The DFW Omega.."
"I also need to check your ID sir.. Your consuming alcohol.. I need to see that ID,"Heindriech saw the military men start to run..
"Sir.. The the DFW Omega is engaging the hostile.. I repeat.. The Hostile is being engaged.. This is Sargent Westbrooke.. I am assuming command.. All ground units fall back.. Do not engage the friendly on the ground.."
"IMMIGRATION," The Possessed man thundered.. "Your not law.."
The sound of an old westerns music filled the air as Heindriech show the badge, "Says. US Marshall.. All legal like.. Today I am a law dog.. Now.. We were playing for blood."
The possessed man laughed, "The little man thinks... What the hell?"
The possessed man's head explodes from a sniper rifle..
"S#$%," Heindriech shouts.. He pulls his hands up as a huge explosion hits an invisible Barrier twenty feet out. "S#$%.. Gonna have to walk out of here.." Looking Around him he sees the Crater.. "I am so not taking the blame for this.."
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To me it is funny anyway.. Well Ms. Trenton, you need to pay attention.. And learn well.. Truth is this is a narrative from my POV and not an exact summation of how the events unfolded..
You remember when you first felt the surge.. You would have been in high school right.. Let me see, the best way for you to learn this magical lesson is start the only way I can share the information.
The Department of Advanced energy Manipulation, as it has evolved into. Is editing history to fit the narrative of the politicians that control it. When the surge first hit, nobody had a damn clue.. The Present Chief of the AEM is a low level cocksucker who has worked his way to the top on his knees..
I know.. I know.. His biography claims he is a precog and that he saw all this.. Well he forged the documents..
The truth is the world was not ready.. This is just the government trying to make it look ready.. The divorces and rapes cases filed have skyrocketed.. Now a teen with some minor skill can be deadly to those that had started stuff with him.. Like San Francisco and the straight kid dealing with gay bullies.
The Genius who is now in charge of the AEM, is actually a low level precog who is a former lowlevel paper pusher.. And not even a good one at that..
It was his idea to start classing the Advanced Energy Manipulators... Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Omega.. The he has tried to since then split up the magic up into a controlled narative..
All stupity of course.. You see the government covered up the events of New orleans..
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2015
December 21
A bald head held the table as the world seemed to spin out of control.. "The god Damn colors seem to have.. They move and have taste.."
"Please Heinriech.. You started doing drugs," A soft female voice seemed to be getting very pissed.. "I quit we are through.. Find yourself one of those bimbo's at Hooters or bone daddy's you seem to like.. Seven damn years wasted on a moron.."
"F**k you to Deiti," Heinriech angrily responds.. "I hope your soulmate you have been banging turns out to be gay.."
"Leave Sean alone.. He is just a sensitive soul," Deiti responds..
"Words have shapes and colors.." Heinriech is completely distracted, "Go jump off a bridge or some such S#$%.. Tell you what I Will just go F#$% the Stripper who is our neighbor.. Make her her say my name."
Waving his hands the phone turns off from where he had dropped it..
Looking at the fridge across the room, " I wonder.. I can feel all the .. The life forces.." Heinriech reaches out to the fridge and the door wobble, "What the hell did she say.. The High Preistess always joked about razzle dazzle."
Heinriech looked at the door to the Fridge and tried waving his hands..
"What do I say oh wise one," Heinriech snorts..
The Television set popped on to a commercial.. "Do the Dew," and the actor held his hand out and a Mt. Dew flew out of the machine..
Heinriech looked at the TV and back to the fridge.. "My subconcious mind can use the majic but.." Heinriech mimics the Actor, "Do the Dew.."
The Mountain Dew flies out of the Fridge and straight to his hand..
Popping it open, "Captains log supplemental.." Heinriech nearly jumps out of his skin when the computer turns on and a star trek screen appears..
Heinriech takes a moment as he looks around the room and an evil look crosses his eyes..
"The magic is focusing through my minds existing gesalts," Heinriech looks at the TV.. "Whats going on.."
Nothing happens..
"I see..Uhm," Heinriech thinks for a minute. He does a fake William Shatner impersonation, "Mr. Spock.. What.. IS going on.. HERE.." Heinriech over acts the look at the TV.. "On the View screen.. Commander."
The TV turns to a star trek episode from the origianl series.. Lenord Nimoys voice comes out, ".. it appears that the.."
The television does a kalediscope of TV shows as it reports.. Heinrich is amazed as the TV is joined by his computer as it combines to report to him.. For the next thirty minutes what is going on is explained to him. He closes his eyes, "This is AWESOME.. Magic exist and is back with a bang.. Because of a change in the alignment of planes of reality.."
The TV Reports back in, "Sir.." Micheal Dorn's voice comes over the air.. It is followed By John De Lancie's voice as Q, "Life is a Precious gift.." A different episode pops up on his computer, ".. what are you going to do..."
Heinriech takes a deep breath as the TV goes silent.. "The universe is listening.. You do grade on a learning curve right.. I vote.."
A babylon 5 episode pops on the Lap top.. Ambassador Kosh turns around and speak, "..to late for the pebbles to vote.."
The TV and Computer start to show the emerging chaos.. Various types of people discovering they have magic..
"Just F#$%ing lovely.." Heinriech shakes his head as a knock comes from the front door..
The computer flips to Destiny childs song, "Say my name.. Say my name.."
Heinriech smiles as he walks to the door. Opening it, " You came over to borrow a cup game right Blair.."
"Thats my stage name," Blair bats her eyes..
"You have come to clean my pool.. No... I do not need a maid," Heinriech laughs as he sees his neighbor..
She hits him on the arm, "Your bad.. My boyfriend is out of town and.." She takes a deep breath and seems nervous.. "He normally does the food shopping."
"Nope.. Your here to give me my massage," Heinriech laughs.. He looks into her eyes and speaks not realizing it, "Wow you have already taken your clothes off.."
"Your forward and funny," Blair starts taking off her clothes.. "I actually just need to borrow a cup of sugar.."
As Blair's dress hits the ground, "At least the tramp stamp is dated of a legal vintage.." Heinriech shakes his head, "Would you like that cup of sugar.."
"thank you so much Mr. Heinriech.. It feels a little drafty in here.."
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What you will find is that the universe is not only alive but she has a weird sense of humor..
when I was little I always thought hey one day I will get my shot.. It took me a long time to realize we all get our chances but the universe just doesn't announce the test.
Look.. The test are not administered by me.. They are as subtle as hell and can get very pissy..
Now don't interrupt me lady.. My first test was very interesting and to this day .. Na.. I enjoyed it..
On the TV screen we all saw the first classes of mages demonstrating power levels.. We are an interesting species in that our evolution has not species wide evolved to the point where we are matched to our present environment.. We are designed sometimes it seems to deal with the last environment.
So what do you think happened..
The surge hit mankind like a large culling tool.. At least that is the sales point.. What it was, was merely something that acted an enabler. Only a few tens of millions of people developed powers.. Advanced energy manipulation abilities..
A lot of those were damaged permanently.. Most got small time crap.. Then a few focused big boys.. Then the Alpha Magi.. These are the ones who become the Department of AEM soldiers.. Largest bulk to.. Standard issue. The AEM are laughable in this.. Around the world only about twelve Omega Magi are known to exist..
Of the known 132 that did exist, Only those known twelve did not have to be killed.. Yous the poor bastards were casting high level magic.. It is rumored they released the Zombie outbrakes that were put down..
No the AEM had not formed yet under the bureaucratic moron..
The twelve that did not crack.. An italian Nun, A brazilian street kid, a German scientist, a french foriegn Legionaire, An american Judge, A chinese soldier, an old Japanese gardener, an Irish businessman, A russina submarine Captain, An american bank manager, an indian shaman, and a swiss watch maker..
What .. I never claimed to be sane.. While the world tried to go to hell.. I was occupido..
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As the Sun rose Heinriech was on the balconey as he looked over the mess in the street.. "Black Swan indeed.. " Heinriech snorts as he watches something far off in the distance.. "Really.. S#$%.."
A mushroom cloud appears..
"Shields Mon Capitane!!! "Heinriech braces for the impact of what he thought would be the impact of the em wave or force of the nuke..
A female voice speaks out and her eyes are glowing, "Wow.. somebody cast a magic spell that stopped an atom bomb.. The explosion is contained back inside a shield of some type.."
"Good morning Blair," Heinrich sees her wearing a bathrobe..
"Last night.. I was drinking old man.. Did we.." Blair looks at him.. " Up close you look younger.. I thought you were in your forties.. You look more like Late Twenties.."
"No honey.. I ," Heinriech looks at the Stripper.. "I feel younger.." Shaking his head, "Honor.. Right thing and all.."
Blair smiles and bites her bottom lip, "I am sober now.."
"Your skinny as hell.. We need to put some meat in.. I meant on you.." Heinriech has to shake his head again as his eyes seem to glow, "You look like a thuggette.. Lets get a real meal in you.."
"I have to go Mr. Rodderick," She swallows hard.
"Right to my breakfast table.. Then you can tell me about all the marks that come to the strip club.." He smiles at her, "No need to rush.."
"I am in deep S#$%.. My.. My manager will be pissed I had to be at the club to make money.." Before she can respond a banging comes from the door..
A voice with a dark edge responds, "I know your in there.. You better not have been giving any away for free.."
The door flies open and a man with a dark opal aura smiles, "I see you did.. Who are you?"
Heindrieck gets very pissed as his eyes glow red, "I am Clark Kent.." With an evil Smile, "No I am superman.. Clark kent.. Superman.." Heindrieck mimics an episode of Lois and Clark.. "How stupid can you be?"
"You.. Little Blair found her a protector," the man calls out.. "Funny thing american," His voice somehow has a dark edge to it.. He pulls out a blade, "I am your kryptonite.."
Heinriech gets kicked back hard through his entertainment center..
The man slaps Blair, "I will deal with you in a second whore. Sleep." He walks over to Heinriech.. "You dare challenge me.. I have killed my old bosses and now rule this part of the syndicate.. I am a god among men.."
Heinriech's head is pulled towards the man, "Any last words.."
"HULK SMASH," A green flash fills the room. Heinriech is covered in green energy as he comes off the TV. His hands grab the other magi mouth breaking his jaw, "Punny God.."
Heinriech sees the mans eyes as he is overcome with rage.
"Punny mage.. Cant speak.. No spells," Heinriech rips the mans throat out..
A loud bellows fills the air as several things seem to pause.. Heinriech picks up Blair and in a raspy voice, "Two to beam out.."
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Let me see
I was hiding and quite happy out in the woods.. Blair really had been skinny
No I did and still do not give two flying F#$%s.. Pay attention.. The actions going on were of NO concern of mine.
The slaver died pretty nastily.. Later I pieced together he had been an omega level magi..
The main fight going on was the power brokers were trying to re-establish control.. Calling us common citizens.. Thank you I am not a common citizen and neither are you.. The truth is.. well..
A few of the hounds did make it out to the farm.. It was heart breaking.. I feed the strays I found and tried to cloth them.. I ended up taking them to a care facility..
God I hated it.. Yes I tried to cure them but then learned a nasty thing.. The magic would redamage them.. I even tried removing thier magic.. Nope.. It lessened it a little.. asprin for a gunshot wound level..
I digress.. I missed all the great battles.. Like when that terrorist cell tried using magic.. I F#$% with Do AEM, this was a case of the broken clock..
Yes.. My first encounter with them was not pleasant.. They were under the impression I was under their jurisdiction.. As an American I disagreed with them.. My second amendment rights mean I have the right to Bear Arms..
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Heindriech looked around at all the armed swat team members as three mages floated in the air.. the parking lot of the walmart was full of police and citizens.
"Citizen.. You have been found in violation of the DoAEM's regulatory authority.. Your are an unregistered magi.. "
A shot rang out and went straight through Heindriech causing no damage..
"What the hell.. I have not yet resisted this illegal detention attempt," Heindriech got pissed as Scared people froze in the streeets..
One of the flyinng magi started whispering..
"Silencio," Hedriech waved his hand like a boss. The three floating Magi
All the swat teams weapons clicked and locked on as heindriech saw a kid wearing an X-men T-shirt..
"Every watch the X-men," Heindriech pulled his hand up in a fist and all the guns came out of the mens hands and turned on them.. "Now.. Do you have a warrant for this violation of my civil rights.. My fourth Amendment and 14th amendment.."
One of the officers growled, "You are under arrest for violating.."
The officer frooze as his shotgun made the sound of about to fire..
"You kill us and nothing good will happen.. Come in.. Your.." The lead swat officer tried to talk Heindriech down, "Come to the station and talk sir.. We can sort this mess out.."
"Like Gardner, Brown, Donner," Heindriech grinned.. He dropped all the guns and turned to the crowd.. "Rodney King!! Rodney king!! Rodney King!!"
The officers scrambled for their guns and then froze.. The whole crowd was shoutinng Rodney King.. More people joined in as the yelled..
"You can legally blame me for mind controlling you," Heindriech grinned to several doubters.. "I am not the one with guns leveled on you.."
The crowd turned on the Police and the shouts got louder.. A few seconds later the crowd was charging the police.. And pandemonium broke out..
Heindriech calmly walked through the Crowd shouting Rodney King.. He made his way to the front doors and walked in..
Pulling out a sheet of paper, "Let me see.. Chips.. Hamburger meat.. turkey burgers.. I need cat food.. Nah.. I will go to pet smart.." Heindriech pushed the buggy forward and went by the produce isle.. "Nanners.. That will do.."
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Blair ran out to the front yard, "Baby.. Your ok.. The whole DFW metroplex is rioting.. I was worried.. You were gone for three hours and they think the riots will spread out here."
Heindriech takes out the bags, "I had to go to Aldi's and the 99cent store.."
"I said the whole DFW Metroplex is rioting.." Blair shakes her head, "They tried to kill a Magi.. And the city rioted.. Governor Abbot is trying to call out the NAtional guard.."
"Wow.. An Omega level magi," Heindriech handed bags of food to blair.. "What did the healer say?"
Blair was embarassed, "I.." She looked down, "I lied to you Heindriech.. I had tested positive before we got together for an STD.."
Heindriech looked at her narrowing his eyes..
"Baby.. Please do not be mad.. I tested completely disease free," Blair quickly spoke.. "It was a false positive apparently.. The second test came back negative to.. I have a completely clean bill of health.."
A little girl comes running down the open gated driveway being followed by a mob of people.. She hides behind Heindriech as the mob starts to walk up the driveway..
Heindriech smiled and reached under his seat.. He pulled out an old pair of six shot revolvers, "And Halt!!"
The crowd froze when Heindriech leveled the revolvers on them..
"She is a witch and the bible says.."
Heindriech shot the speaker in the leg, "That he who soever tresspasses on my property will get to discuss with the holy father the finer points of theology.."
"We can take him.. They are only.."
Heindriech shoots the mans hand, "ten bullets left.. The question is who dies for their cause first.." Angrily he walks over to the man who he feels is in charge.. As the man opens his mouth, Heindriech sticks one of the revolvers into his mouth.
The crowd seemed to back up..
"So what is the little child accused of," Heindriech looks over as Blair picks up the little girl.. "She stole your candy or some such S#$%.."
A man in the crowd stepped forward, "I represent the local AEM civilian militia.. We are an authorized.."
Heindrierch shoots the mans knee cap off.. "You have no warrant to be on my property.. You all look like cattle rustlers to me.. Blair take the poor child inside.."
"You will go to jail for this," The man on the ground holding his kneecap shouted.. "You are using magic.."
Heindriech took out his cell phone, "I summon the police.."
His phone responds, "Google voice.. did you mean dial 911.."
Several people snort at the comment..
"Yes.. Dial 911.."
A few seconds later, "This is 911 please state the nature of your emergency.."
"I am about to kill several cattle Rustlers.. I shot several of them that I caught in the act.." Heindriech took a second, "Tell the mayor..Bob.. that the others ran for it and wanted nothing to do with it.. I have my gun on the cattle rustlers.. One is claiming he is AEM.. Some nonsense about having sex with my cows is part of a sacred ritual he is allowed to preform.."
"Sir.. We are sending back up.. Please try not to.."
Heindriech pulls the trigger that is i the mans mouth, "SOB reached for his knife.... Better hurry.."
Heindriech looked at the other members of the crowd as he dropped the cell phone..
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"This an AEM investigation," The Agent was not to happy.. He slaps the AEM man in the back of the head, "You dumb F#$% really.. All the witnesses heard you try to use smooth to have sex with this mans cattle.. Then the little girl said you tried to touch her.. Now the local judge is denying our warrant.."
Heindriech winked at the little girl who was holding a local Female police officers hand, "I am suing.. He tried to rape my cattle.. The AEM does NOT have the authority to do that.."
"Well the little girl is going to have to come with us," The AEM agent narrowed his eyes and they glowed.. His eyes flickered, "What the hell?"
"I think she is a skeptic," The female police officer politely spoke.. "Mayor.. Is it all right if she stays at my house till CPS can find her placement.. She qualifies for protective custody"
The mayor of the Small town sighs, "Bobbi jo go ahead me and dese federal boys gonna have a talk.."
The little girl walks over to Heindriech.. She tries to hug him.. He bends down and hugs her..
She whispers, "Thank you sir.." With a smile on her face, "Mama said you were a good man it is why I ran here.."
The mayor walked over and took the little girls hand, "This sunday you will come with me and my wife to church.. "
"Mayor.." The AEM agent growled..
"F#$% you.. I am the mayor of this town and you and your hounds can leave.. You do not try to mind control this ole country boy.. Bobbi Jo.. Take little Sarai with you.. We will be by at exactly 930 am this sunday.."
"Yes sir Mr. Mayor.." She smiles and gives the mayor a kiss on the cheek, "Thanks dad.."
A man on a leash walks over to the little girl and sniffs here..
The little girl pets him on the head, "Those mean people hurt you dont they.."
Everyone turned their eyes on the main AEM agent..
"We do not need another DFW riot here.. I keep the town peaceful and quiet.. You boys better just get the F#$% out of my town.." The mayor gets an evil look on his face, "Except your agent and the other cattle rustlers.."
"They are not cattle rustlers.. " The main AEM agent realizes he was surrounded by Armed men, "Mr. Mayor we need to talk in.."
"Sherriff.. If these men are not outside the city limits in twenty minutes arrest them for vagrancy.." The mayor was very pissed off..
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You missed the point..
Magic is not about the bling or the flashy crap.. It is about subtlety.. No I did not control the mayor or the police.. Did not have to.. The AEM agents just pissed them off and they acted like themselves.. No magic required..
Thats the secret.. effort conservation...
I am not using foci.. I am lazy..I considered them hot keying
Oh.. your generation.. OK simple put a set of basics already deployed and then siwtch on the last compnonets..
And have preset commands to execute those spells..
And for the last time.. Its not evil.. The creatures you refer to are predators.. Evil and good are a concept humans have created to justify the universe and parts of her functions..
The predators that were summoned in New Orleans were.. were deadly..
Evil.. Yes the AEM does qualify to me.. If it had a different policy that was rational and not fear based.. Well New Orleans would still be there and not a crater..
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Heindriech was wearing a mask as he walked into the french quarter.. The dead kids bodies had been torn from the inside out. A camera was on its side recording Heidriech walking down the street..
He saw the possessed Omega as the thought form surrounded it..
"I AM YOU GOD INCARNATE," The Possessed AEM MAgi shouted.. Several dried husk of Omega level mages had electrical cables in them..
"S@#*.." One of the military men growled as he hid with his squadmates..
"Get your men and all other civilians as far as you can," Heindriech whispers as his eyes glowed.. "Assume command Sargent.."
"Sir.. S#$% your the Omega from DFW," The Sargent looked in awe at the masked Heindriech.. "Sir.. he killed four Omegas post possession.. Most of my men are dead. We cant beat him sir..."
Heindriech walked over to the open destroyed area.. "La migra.. I need to see your passport and papers.." Heindriech's voice took on a deep twang.. "Other wise I am gonna have to deport you.."
The possessed man turned and laughed, "The DFW Omega.."
"I also need to check your ID sir.. Your consuming alcohol.. I need to see that ID,"Heindriech saw the military men start to run..
"Sir.. The the DFW Omega is engaging the hostile.. I repeat.. The Hostile is being engaged.. This is Sargent Westbrooke.. I am assuming command.. All ground units fall back.. Do not engage the friendly on the ground.."
"IMMIGRATION," The Possessed man thundered.. "Your not law.."
The sound of an old westerns music filled the air as Heindriech show the badge, "Says. US Marshall.. All legal like.. Today I am a law dog.. Now.. We were playing for blood."
The possessed man laughed, "The little man thinks... What the hell?"
The possessed man's head explodes from a sniper rifle..
"S#$%," Heindriech shouts.. He pulls his hands up as a huge explosion hits an invisible Barrier twenty feet out. "S#$%.. Gonna have to walk out of here.." Looking Around him he sees the Crater.. "I am so not taking the blame for this.."
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