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What is Duffy's Tavern? Jan 31, 2015 22:26:54 GMT -6

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So, who's game for some Rice Wine and a little Recliner Time,,, Relax and Tell Some Stories,,,,or we could listen to music and watch the fire fc/rose 113

So,,, I'm here, setting and Staring at theboyinadress picture,,, thinking to myself,,,, What I would Give To Have Tits That Big,,, What My Husband Would GIVE! roflmao

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:39:05 GMT -6

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Post by Charles1952 on Feb 21, 2015 22:39:05 GMT -6

All right, you've forced it out of me. Another secret. None of those three ladies are attractive to me. Sure, I'm an ossified, old fart, but I'm not looking for exhibitionism or so much youth that they have no wisdom at all. Yeah, sex was a great invention (Thanks, God), but not by itself, and that's all that the very young seem to have to offer.

But that's too heavy for Duffy's so I think I'll try to start a bar fight. Standby.

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:42:17 GMT -6

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Some words used by women:

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:43:18 GMT -6

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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine.. It does not make your rear look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and Margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:44:38 GMT -6

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Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage:

1.The woman always makes the rules
2.These rules are subject to change without notice
3.No man can possibly know all the rules
4.The woman is never wrong
5.If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
6.The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding
7.The woman can change her mind at any time
8.The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman
9.The man must read the mind of the woman at all times
10.At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:45:47 GMT -6

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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up. So I asked, how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers.

Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months.'

Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, 'Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.'

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:47:08 GMT -6

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On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the dinner celebrating it, Byron was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

'Tell us Byron, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?'

Byron responds, 'Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single.'

'When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.' - Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 22:48:22 GMT -6

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Post by Charles1952 on Feb 21, 2015 22:48:22 GMT -6

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their cellphones and send the following text: I love you, sweetheart.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are ten of the replies:
1.Who is this?
2.Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3.I love you too.
4.What now? Did you crash the car again?
5.I don't understand what you mean?
6.What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time.
7.Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
8.Am I dreaming?
9.If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
10.I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me.

Well, is that enough to start a fight?

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What is Duffy's Tavern? Feb 21, 2015 23:09:57 GMT -6

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Post by Charles1952 on Feb 21, 2015 23:09:57 GMT -6

@snarky412, @guohua,

Since we're hangin' at the bar and I can speak openly and honestly, what the heck. To a great degree, I admire the athleticism of pole dancers. I know if I tried it, it would earn a prize on America's Funniest Home Videos. In this case, the two women seem to be especially impressive. Using it as a sex prop? OK, I guess, and I know it's pretty popular, but it doesn't do much for me. (No, I'm not going to tell you what "does it" for me. There isn't enough beer in the place to get me to spill that one.)

The two devils? They're cute, in a High School Halloween party kind of way, but I have some objection to the one on the right. A visible bra, straps and everything, is just not right under any possible interpretation, esthetic or sexual, sorry.

I am a bit on a roll, maybe it's a way of working out a little bitterness. But still, it seems to be a fun way of starting a "Tussle in the Tavern."

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Feb 21, 2015 22:42:17 GMT -6 Charles1952 said:

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

Actually, me sister uses this a lot
But for her, it's her way of using it as a certain cuss word...it all depends on how hard you bite your lip when saying the "F" on fine as to how pissed she is

Guess I never really use it that much other than saying it to get my honey to shut up. LOL
(like saying "okay, okay" )

2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

My honey never makes mistakes so this doesn't apply to us. LOL
For me, if I say "it's okay" it means just that

3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

The only time I use 'Nothing' is when I tell him something 2 or 3 times and he's still not paying attention, then he'll say "What was that?" to which I reply "Nothing"...which I stress the "N"
And no, I do NOT repeat it the 4th time

If it wasn't important enough to hear the first 2 or 3 times, it sure as hell ain't important now

4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

I like to look nice, but I'm not a 'primper'
And since my honey DOES NOT like waiting, I'm ready in the 5!!

BTW, I do all the chores even the garbage
Since all he has to do is sit in his recliner and tell me when he needs some diet coke, he leaves me be on the chores

5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go

I always say "thanks"...no strings attached either

Now my honey, not so much
He just expects it!!

6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

My sigh means I give up trying to explain something (frustration sigh)

7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Does not apply....

8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

I say this all the time to him but I mean the words as they are

Like if he spills his coke, he'll get upset
so I tell him "Don't worry about it....I got it" and I clean it up

Anymore, his stress level is at a high point so I'm always saying don't worry about something and I 'll take care of it

But yeah, many women thrive on being bitches, or what many refer to as Divas
There are many that I work around and I hate the way they treat their husbands
It pisses me off

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