Post by bonhommearmonica on Mar 15, 2015 13:09:54 GMT -6
"F#$%," The olderman grabbed a woman and tossed her in an old pinto..
"Mr. Calls, what in sam hell do you.." The Girl goes quiet as she sees the men in turbans draw rifles on the group..
"I do not know how," Mr. Calls paused .. He drops the viser, "What do you know.. Keys.."
"In the name of the caliphate.. All must submit to the will of Allah," The lead man shouted.. "For your defiance of the will of Allah." He lowered his hand and the squad open fired into the group..
As the the engine of the dead drug dealers pinto fired up, "From Detroit with Love A#$holes.." Calls hit the gas gunning the engine.
As his passenger screamed and ducked down, Calls ran through the Firing squad. The Islamic men tried to dodge the vehicle but became speed bumps..
"Just the good ole boys," Calls start singing as he hits the gas again.. "Hold on little girl.. God D@#$ The Caliphate on US soil.. I hope your not Liberal because I just developed a new policy.." The Survivors of the firing squad open fired on the pinto, "Time to run like a b#$%^ and fight another day.."
"I am not a little girl thank you," The woman ducts back down as bullets fired..
"If your liberal you can go ahead and get out," Calls went around a corner at thirty.. "Damn it.. I really am going to have to learn to shoot.."
Several armed men with turbins stepped out as Calls Accelerated the Pinto to sixty and climbing..
As the old car hit the men, "Close enough for government work.. Lets see what music.." As it played, "Daughtry's home.. I guess his ho's liked it.."
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Calls held the woman's mouth as two women were dragged into a back alley.."We have a singular mission.. Stay the F#$% alive.. Never try to be the hero.. Janie.."
Janie was in tears as Calls let go.. Shaking, "They were my friends.."
Calls whispered as the two women screamed, "Stay right here.."
Before she could respond Calls disappeared..
She looks down the alleyway shaking when a man walks over and grabs her, "Fresh meat."
She misses the next minute as she is dragged into the alley..
She hears Calls voice, "God D@#$ whores killed our people Wayne.. "
"Calls.. Your," The man holding Jani pauses..
"I am with the Caliphate intelligence you dumb A$$ american.. Why we are trusting natives here is beyond me.." Calls voice got closer, "Peace brother.. In the name of Allah help me secure these whores.. I will let you keep that one just we have a quota.."
Janie struggles as Wayne smiles.. He tosses her forward, "My apologies brother.. It makes sense in a weird way your one of us.. Always sounding like a left wing.."
Calls jabbed a knife into Waynes back, "Whats worse is I am a patriot.. The problem the Caliphate is gonna have is all they are is a cull point.. Real Americans will live and kill and the worst of us will die.. So speaks the Goddess.." Calls taks his hand off Waynes mouth and drops him..
Janie was shaking, "You.."
"Get the guns and lets roll NOW," Calls growled..
"They were just raped by those men we," Janie got backhanded..
"Listen once whores.. You all three have taking more d$%^ at friday night post football parties, then you just did.. We have to roll grab the s#$% and lets get out of here.. When we find a place to hide, Then you can ball.. Till then grow the F$%^ up," Calls picked up a gun.. "Damn it.. How did the D boys on HH's say to clear this? S#$%.."
One of the raped girls stood up and took the gun.. She cleared quickly and checked them, "Sir.. Here my dad was a cop.."
"Your the new weapons expert for now. Amanda right. Take the best gun," Calls shook his head.. "We have to get out of town.. At least one of you is not dead weight.." Calls pulls a wallet from one of the dead men and smiles..
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Janie walked over the apartment, "The Caliphate has taken DFW.."
"We stay out of the woods," Calls coldly spoke.. "From now on you will all three act like good muslim Women.."
"I am not wearing that crap," Amanda responded coldly..
"Then leave.." Calls Opened the door, "Go.. Feed your self and have no male with you.." A noise catches Calls attention.. He sees soldiers in Caliphates uniforms dragging people out of their Apartments..
"I am a loyal member of the Caliphate," One of the heavier set men pleads.. "I am.."
The squad members open fire on the heavey set man..
"Go big or go home.. "Put the god damn burka's on now.. If you want to avoid being raped," Calls just goes out in boxers and side arm. Holding a badge, "What in sam hell do you idiots think your doing.. You are not supposed to sweep this area for another eight hours.. The Caliphate has assets in this area.. Get me you boss.. NOW peon.."
The Caliphate soldiers pause as one of them takes the badge.. He gulps and steps back, "We are following orders sirs.."
Calls blows off the soldiers knee cap," Salam. Where is you CO..NOW!!!!"
A young Arabic man steps forward proudly, "I am the commanding officer.. How dare you.."
Calls hits him over the head, "If your father was not who he was I would order you hung.." Calls sees his statement hit home as several back up.. "You decided to make a name for yourself didnt you.."
"How much trouble am I in," The young officer looked down.. "My dad got me this post and he will.."
"I know son.. And dont lie to me.."Calls pulled the hammer back cold reading the officer..
"Its my step father.. You really are an Agent of Security.. My apologies.. Is there a way we can.. Maybe not report this.."
Calls looked at several females cowering in fear.. Looking at the young blonde nearly nude, "I might can over look it.." Calls stares inappropriately, "No .. No.. Professionalism.."
The officer snapps his fingers, "By the will of Allah.. They are yours.."
"I.. HAve to stay in my cover some how.. Allah bless.. It feels so good to say that," Calls looks back as all three women in his apartment take the young blonde. "I have to punish your men of course for not being faithful.. You to.. but no one has to know it officially.."
"What do you suggest," The officer had a hopeful voice.
"Perhaps no bounty from this complex.. " Seeing the look on their faces, "Of women.. Money and valuables are taxes due Allah.. And perhaps the whole squad feels moved by allah to give a double portion.."
"It is done Agent," The officer grinned.. "How are we going to fix your cover?"
"Bring me a uniform.. It is blown.. I will explain to your father alone why.. He will protect me," Calls coldly spoke.. "We have to hurry.. I was trying to infiltrate several of the rebels who are based in the woods.. Thats it.. "
"What," The Islamic Caliphate officer was shocked..
"Report in you have been attacked by rebels from the wooded areas ..They boarder with other officers right," Calls saw the Caliphate officer grin..
"If I find anyone I get credit.. If I find no one.. They escaped into their sectors," The islamic officer Grinned evilly..
"It is how they are hiding..Then you can get pissed and just take control of areas that are part.."
Interrupting Calls, "Their sector's.. You sound like my step father.."
"I will ride with you if," Calls was interrupted..
"Wait.. I have it.. I need video to prove it," the Officer grinned. "I will show my guards finding the tape as you escaped.. Through the woods into someone else's sector.. That they should of had locked down.."
"Not bad," Calls responded with a fake smile. "Let me come check in with my command. Three hours from now.. Salam.."
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Utah Facility
"General," One of the tech yelled.. "You are gonna want to hear this.."
The old general walked over and pressed a button..
".. Listen we have agents all over the US.." Calls voice come through loud and clear, "We have a code Regulation 46-A.. "
"We were told," Another voice rattles on.. "Mr. Calls.. It is kinda odd you..."
"Listen.. Like I said.. The Americans are lazy theiving idiots.. Take Utah like I said.. It is a secret that the facility is nothing more then a fat careerist officers way to hide from the war.. You maybe have ten actual officers there.. and two enlisted.. As assigned personnel.. They spend more time watching porn then you do.."
The general snorts as he listens, "Get me everything you have on this voice.. Yesterday!"
".... spent the money on hookers and blow.. All they have is a radio set and a few armed guards.. I think maybe a hundred and five people. All the equipment, the americans put in a different sector.. "
"The Evil Imperialist scumbags wasted all thier money on sin," one of the other voices responded..
"Here.." Calls speaks out, "Let me prove it to you.. We are winning the war and these idiots still have the NSA web site up for the facility.. They are not even tracking.."
"My god.. Is this real," The General asked?
"Sir.. We have access from the impromptu servers.." The tech pauses, "From the DFW area.."
"See the idiots aint even watching the web right now," Calls voice comes out over the intercom..
"Son of a b$%^&," The General took out his vapor cig.. "Tell IT not to stop that ignore it.. Test the waters to see if we just breached their S#$%.. They killed all our other men.."
"Sir.. It appears that the Islamic Officer in charge of that area is," The Tech pauses.. "Is trying to communicate with his father. Step father. He wants to Verify Calls story of being an embedded agent.."
"Get mortimer Now," The General growls..
"Sir.. These idiots.. Calls got us full access," The tech was smiling evilly.. "IT reports full access.."
Another Voice comes over the air, "What the hell bob.." After a short pause, "My god full access to their network.."
"I need you to cover this man.. However the hell he is," The General growls..
"I will order his arrest for treason.. To be brought in alive.." Mortimer seems very happy, "We will blame the communication.. "
"Put him on the US governments top ten.. Stop that phone call and deploy jets to the officers location for a bombing run.." The General took a deep breath.. "Tell them to miss.."
Calls voice came over the speaker, "Please.. The americans cant even keep their fleets up and running.. They are hollow.. Allah in all his grace has weakened the Americans. And used them to do it to themselves.."
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The morning sun brightly shone on Calls.. "Good mornin Janie.."
"How the hell did you do this," The nude woman responded? "They gave us all the equipment and weapons to escape.. Women and Children for a human shield.. You are evil.."
Puffing on a cigar, "Easy.. I am to old to fight face to face.. Not to mention I do not really know how.. But the old head is smart enough to out think opponents. Not to mention the old vets were smart enough to lie that they were agents.. "
"The passcode was trust the Caliphate with their women, beer, and wallet," Amanda shook her head as she stretched.. "That was utter BS.. And they all sighed and admitted to being secret agents in your network.."
"They are vets.. As soon as I mention women and beer I had their attention," Calls kissed Amanda and then limped over to an old chair.. "Besides.. It was not that hard to say the right words under the Caliphate soldiers nose.."
"We almost died," Janie was a little unhappy..
"Thats the whole point.. We didnt," Calls watches as a helicopter lands. A man with four stars walks towards the porch,"Good F#$%ing morning sir.. My D#$% is saluting.."
"Ladies," The General Shakes his head.. 'You know you caused quite a bit of F#$%ing argument.. Convincing the Caliphate to let you use women and children as human shield while you attacked south.. You made the Army Command S#$% its pants.. " The General Smiled, We relieved him for stupity.. That was brilliant Calls.."
"Please tell me your here to remove me from duty," Calls coldly responded.. "I want to go back to bed with these young things.."
The General Reaches into his pocket and hands Amanda a bottle, "Doc said to make sure I give his care taker his anti psychotic meds.."
"He is legally bat S@#$ insane," Amanda was wide eyed..
Janie walks over and reads the bottle, "Carba.. "
"Cheap VA version of Tregatol," Calls laughs.. "To prevent Manic highs.. Also so I do not do stupid S#$% like impersonate Muslim intelligence officers.."
"Well we are short good officers.. " The General Hands a piece of paper to Calls, "Welcome back son.. You report to me.."
"Ok.. First, your cock blocking me from another threesome.. Two," Calls shook his head.. "The old vets are setting up Vietnam style traps all between us and DFW and houston.. Third.. We are training the civilians as soldiers secretly.. Forth, Aquaponics facilities are secretly up.."
"What the hell are you up to," the General looked at Calls..
"He has the Vets kidnapping individual caliphate soldiers at night for now," Amanda stretched with no shame. "They kill them.. Sometimes they make it look like they were cooking them for meat.."
"I have trouble sleeping at night and so do the Vets under me.. We figured why not share," Calls laughs evilly.
"That will not be making any reports.." The General shakes his head, "Son you are insane .. I can live with it.. I am sending a psyops agent down to aide you.."
"Mr. Calls, what in sam hell do you.." The Girl goes quiet as she sees the men in turbans draw rifles on the group..
"I do not know how," Mr. Calls paused .. He drops the viser, "What do you know.. Keys.."
"In the name of the caliphate.. All must submit to the will of Allah," The lead man shouted.. "For your defiance of the will of Allah." He lowered his hand and the squad open fired into the group..
As the the engine of the dead drug dealers pinto fired up, "From Detroit with Love A#$holes.." Calls hit the gas gunning the engine.
As his passenger screamed and ducked down, Calls ran through the Firing squad. The Islamic men tried to dodge the vehicle but became speed bumps..
"Just the good ole boys," Calls start singing as he hits the gas again.. "Hold on little girl.. God D@#$ The Caliphate on US soil.. I hope your not Liberal because I just developed a new policy.." The Survivors of the firing squad open fired on the pinto, "Time to run like a b#$%^ and fight another day.."
"I am not a little girl thank you," The woman ducts back down as bullets fired..
"If your liberal you can go ahead and get out," Calls went around a corner at thirty.. "Damn it.. I really am going to have to learn to shoot.."
Several armed men with turbins stepped out as Calls Accelerated the Pinto to sixty and climbing..
As the old car hit the men, "Close enough for government work.. Lets see what music.." As it played, "Daughtry's home.. I guess his ho's liked it.."
_______________________________________________________________________________
Calls held the woman's mouth as two women were dragged into a back alley.."We have a singular mission.. Stay the F#$% alive.. Never try to be the hero.. Janie.."
Janie was in tears as Calls let go.. Shaking, "They were my friends.."
Calls whispered as the two women screamed, "Stay right here.."
Before she could respond Calls disappeared..
She looks down the alleyway shaking when a man walks over and grabs her, "Fresh meat."
She misses the next minute as she is dragged into the alley..
She hears Calls voice, "God D@#$ whores killed our people Wayne.. "
"Calls.. Your," The man holding Jani pauses..
"I am with the Caliphate intelligence you dumb A$$ american.. Why we are trusting natives here is beyond me.." Calls voice got closer, "Peace brother.. In the name of Allah help me secure these whores.. I will let you keep that one just we have a quota.."
Janie struggles as Wayne smiles.. He tosses her forward, "My apologies brother.. It makes sense in a weird way your one of us.. Always sounding like a left wing.."
Calls jabbed a knife into Waynes back, "Whats worse is I am a patriot.. The problem the Caliphate is gonna have is all they are is a cull point.. Real Americans will live and kill and the worst of us will die.. So speaks the Goddess.." Calls taks his hand off Waynes mouth and drops him..
Janie was shaking, "You.."
"Get the guns and lets roll NOW," Calls growled..
"They were just raped by those men we," Janie got backhanded..
"Listen once whores.. You all three have taking more d$%^ at friday night post football parties, then you just did.. We have to roll grab the s#$% and lets get out of here.. When we find a place to hide, Then you can ball.. Till then grow the F$%^ up," Calls picked up a gun.. "Damn it.. How did the D boys on HH's say to clear this? S#$%.."
One of the raped girls stood up and took the gun.. She cleared quickly and checked them, "Sir.. Here my dad was a cop.."
"Your the new weapons expert for now. Amanda right. Take the best gun," Calls shook his head.. "We have to get out of town.. At least one of you is not dead weight.." Calls pulls a wallet from one of the dead men and smiles..
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Janie walked over the apartment, "The Caliphate has taken DFW.."
"We stay out of the woods," Calls coldly spoke.. "From now on you will all three act like good muslim Women.."
"I am not wearing that crap," Amanda responded coldly..
"Then leave.." Calls Opened the door, "Go.. Feed your self and have no male with you.." A noise catches Calls attention.. He sees soldiers in Caliphates uniforms dragging people out of their Apartments..
"I am a loyal member of the Caliphate," One of the heavier set men pleads.. "I am.."
The squad members open fire on the heavey set man..
"Go big or go home.. "Put the god damn burka's on now.. If you want to avoid being raped," Calls just goes out in boxers and side arm. Holding a badge, "What in sam hell do you idiots think your doing.. You are not supposed to sweep this area for another eight hours.. The Caliphate has assets in this area.. Get me you boss.. NOW peon.."
The Caliphate soldiers pause as one of them takes the badge.. He gulps and steps back, "We are following orders sirs.."
Calls blows off the soldiers knee cap," Salam. Where is you CO..NOW!!!!"
A young Arabic man steps forward proudly, "I am the commanding officer.. How dare you.."
Calls hits him over the head, "If your father was not who he was I would order you hung.." Calls sees his statement hit home as several back up.. "You decided to make a name for yourself didnt you.."
"How much trouble am I in," The young officer looked down.. "My dad got me this post and he will.."
"I know son.. And dont lie to me.."Calls pulled the hammer back cold reading the officer..
"Its my step father.. You really are an Agent of Security.. My apologies.. Is there a way we can.. Maybe not report this.."
Calls looked at several females cowering in fear.. Looking at the young blonde nearly nude, "I might can over look it.." Calls stares inappropriately, "No .. No.. Professionalism.."
The officer snapps his fingers, "By the will of Allah.. They are yours.."
"I.. HAve to stay in my cover some how.. Allah bless.. It feels so good to say that," Calls looks back as all three women in his apartment take the young blonde. "I have to punish your men of course for not being faithful.. You to.. but no one has to know it officially.."
"What do you suggest," The officer had a hopeful voice.
"Perhaps no bounty from this complex.. " Seeing the look on their faces, "Of women.. Money and valuables are taxes due Allah.. And perhaps the whole squad feels moved by allah to give a double portion.."
"It is done Agent," The officer grinned.. "How are we going to fix your cover?"
"Bring me a uniform.. It is blown.. I will explain to your father alone why.. He will protect me," Calls coldly spoke.. "We have to hurry.. I was trying to infiltrate several of the rebels who are based in the woods.. Thats it.. "
"What," The Islamic Caliphate officer was shocked..
"Report in you have been attacked by rebels from the wooded areas ..They boarder with other officers right," Calls saw the Caliphate officer grin..
"If I find anyone I get credit.. If I find no one.. They escaped into their sectors," The islamic officer Grinned evilly..
"It is how they are hiding..Then you can get pissed and just take control of areas that are part.."
Interrupting Calls, "Their sector's.. You sound like my step father.."
"I will ride with you if," Calls was interrupted..
"Wait.. I have it.. I need video to prove it," the Officer grinned. "I will show my guards finding the tape as you escaped.. Through the woods into someone else's sector.. That they should of had locked down.."
"Not bad," Calls responded with a fake smile. "Let me come check in with my command. Three hours from now.. Salam.."
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Utah Facility
"General," One of the tech yelled.. "You are gonna want to hear this.."
The old general walked over and pressed a button..
".. Listen we have agents all over the US.." Calls voice come through loud and clear, "We have a code Regulation 46-A.. "
"We were told," Another voice rattles on.. "Mr. Calls.. It is kinda odd you..."
"Listen.. Like I said.. The Americans are lazy theiving idiots.. Take Utah like I said.. It is a secret that the facility is nothing more then a fat careerist officers way to hide from the war.. You maybe have ten actual officers there.. and two enlisted.. As assigned personnel.. They spend more time watching porn then you do.."
The general snorts as he listens, "Get me everything you have on this voice.. Yesterday!"
".... spent the money on hookers and blow.. All they have is a radio set and a few armed guards.. I think maybe a hundred and five people. All the equipment, the americans put in a different sector.. "
"The Evil Imperialist scumbags wasted all thier money on sin," one of the other voices responded..
"Here.." Calls speaks out, "Let me prove it to you.. We are winning the war and these idiots still have the NSA web site up for the facility.. They are not even tracking.."
"My god.. Is this real," The General asked?
"Sir.. We have access from the impromptu servers.." The tech pauses, "From the DFW area.."
"See the idiots aint even watching the web right now," Calls voice comes out over the intercom..
"Son of a b$%^&," The General took out his vapor cig.. "Tell IT not to stop that ignore it.. Test the waters to see if we just breached their S#$%.. They killed all our other men.."
"Sir.. It appears that the Islamic Officer in charge of that area is," The Tech pauses.. "Is trying to communicate with his father. Step father. He wants to Verify Calls story of being an embedded agent.."
"Get mortimer Now," The General growls..
"Sir.. These idiots.. Calls got us full access," The tech was smiling evilly.. "IT reports full access.."
Another Voice comes over the air, "What the hell bob.." After a short pause, "My god full access to their network.."
"I need you to cover this man.. However the hell he is," The General growls..
"I will order his arrest for treason.. To be brought in alive.." Mortimer seems very happy, "We will blame the communication.. "
"Put him on the US governments top ten.. Stop that phone call and deploy jets to the officers location for a bombing run.." The General took a deep breath.. "Tell them to miss.."
Calls voice came over the speaker, "Please.. The americans cant even keep their fleets up and running.. They are hollow.. Allah in all his grace has weakened the Americans. And used them to do it to themselves.."
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The morning sun brightly shone on Calls.. "Good mornin Janie.."
"How the hell did you do this," The nude woman responded? "They gave us all the equipment and weapons to escape.. Women and Children for a human shield.. You are evil.."
Puffing on a cigar, "Easy.. I am to old to fight face to face.. Not to mention I do not really know how.. But the old head is smart enough to out think opponents. Not to mention the old vets were smart enough to lie that they were agents.. "
"The passcode was trust the Caliphate with their women, beer, and wallet," Amanda shook her head as she stretched.. "That was utter BS.. And they all sighed and admitted to being secret agents in your network.."
"They are vets.. As soon as I mention women and beer I had their attention," Calls kissed Amanda and then limped over to an old chair.. "Besides.. It was not that hard to say the right words under the Caliphate soldiers nose.."
"We almost died," Janie was a little unhappy..
"Thats the whole point.. We didnt," Calls watches as a helicopter lands. A man with four stars walks towards the porch,"Good F#$%ing morning sir.. My D#$% is saluting.."
"Ladies," The General Shakes his head.. 'You know you caused quite a bit of F#$%ing argument.. Convincing the Caliphate to let you use women and children as human shield while you attacked south.. You made the Army Command S#$% its pants.. " The General Smiled, We relieved him for stupity.. That was brilliant Calls.."
"Please tell me your here to remove me from duty," Calls coldly responded.. "I want to go back to bed with these young things.."
The General Reaches into his pocket and hands Amanda a bottle, "Doc said to make sure I give his care taker his anti psychotic meds.."
"He is legally bat S@#$ insane," Amanda was wide eyed..
Janie walks over and reads the bottle, "Carba.. "
"Cheap VA version of Tregatol," Calls laughs.. "To prevent Manic highs.. Also so I do not do stupid S#$% like impersonate Muslim intelligence officers.."
"Well we are short good officers.. " The General Hands a piece of paper to Calls, "Welcome back son.. You report to me.."
"Ok.. First, your cock blocking me from another threesome.. Two," Calls shook his head.. "The old vets are setting up Vietnam style traps all between us and DFW and houston.. Third.. We are training the civilians as soldiers secretly.. Forth, Aquaponics facilities are secretly up.."
"What the hell are you up to," the General looked at Calls..
"He has the Vets kidnapping individual caliphate soldiers at night for now," Amanda stretched with no shame. "They kill them.. Sometimes they make it look like they were cooking them for meat.."
"I have trouble sleeping at night and so do the Vets under me.. We figured why not share," Calls laughs evilly.
"That will not be making any reports.." The General shakes his head, "Son you are insane .. I can live with it.. I am sending a psyops agent down to aide you.."