I feel left out. How can I get on a surveillance list? I'm not sure, but instead of being a person of interest, I'm classified as "boring."
I dunno Charles it might be better to be considered boring by most agencies for if they take an interest in your boring life;...... "POOF".... "how do you like the water temperature today, are the electric shocks burning your skin badly ? Here let me move them over so everything will be nice and burned black for you over here too". You and I both are to old to get involved in domestic entanglements so at least that is one thing we have in our favor, no ?
Post by Charles1952 on Feb 3, 2015 21:17:28 GMT -6
I'd be the easiest target in the history of surveillance. I'm in a small town and have to drive to get anywhere. My room is in a front corner of the house and my drapes are never pulled. My connections are largely through the internet. I have no criminal record of any sort. I have a seat belt ticket from when Minnesota made them mandatory, I don't know how many years ago. I've never had another name, haven't left the country in twenty years.
It's sad, in a way, that any agency deciding to watch me would be accused of a complete waste of money, equipment, and manpower. I guess I'll never live the dramatic life that all true Americans desire. Nearly everybody on the internet claims to be targeted by the government, just not me. Would it help if I said I don't approve of Obama's policies?
Oh, wait! 40 years ago I was in the Army Security Agency, targeting one of our Latin American neighbors. I did that for a couple of years and moved on.
I'd be the easiest target in the history of surveillance. I'm in a small town and have to drive to get anywhere. My room is in a front corner of the house and my drapes are never pulled. My connections are largely through the internet. I have no criminal record of any sort. I have a seat belt ticket from when Minnesota made them mandatory, I don't know how many years ago. I've never had another name, haven't left the country in twenty years.
I don't know this sounds like serious terrorist material to me. I am thinking you need a webcam connected to the net and video delivered to HH so all of the 3 letter agencies can surveil you and so can we. I want to see the line of chicks, the booze you're drinking, and those late night meetings with known associates. Yeah, we got your watch list right here at HH. We will watch and Mrs. G will make the list. If we don't get what we want Wrabbit can do painful things with a computer, you will talk... No guantanamo for you bub it will be 7-11 and Depak Patel for a couple of weeks that should do it. One more cherry slurpee and you will crack for sure.
We will know everything!
It's always the quiet boring ones trying to rule the world.
roflmaoMore Often Than You Know!
