The Forgotten Painting.

If not, it should!

theboyinadress,


And it's such a lovely painting at that!!

I had a couple of chaps over from the Art Gallery, the one next to the Victoria's Secret store...
the one that Senona and Nugget frequent. Yes, that one.
Anyway, it seems the painting is a rendering of Boy in A Dress and two unknown Moderators
discussing a latest story being created on a out-dated machine called a 'typewriter'

The use of flagons of ale during these intense exchanges was a common sight when those
in charge of communal-gatherings would attempt to impress an author to add their opinions
into a storyline.

The year that The Rt Honourable Ichabod Fruitloop suggested that the painting was finished
was 1632, with a leeway of around a century or two.
But this may be down to the amount of sherry he imbibed during the visit.

Jimmy Gunter, the Janitor from the Gallery and a friend of mine that cleared my drains
last year, was firm in his conviction and stated that the 'thing' had been knocked-up by
some nobody using a little-known software called 'Photey-shop'

Jimmy added that his belief was firmly set in the evidence that the tiny holes on the
surface of the painting were not dry-rot, but as Nugget imparted, dart holes.

I hope this helps.

I'll take another look around the yard, there's a crate over in the corner with... *grunt*...
with lots of...*sounds of rummaging* different things in it.
I'll keep on....*muffled sounds of BIAD mumbling in a box*
fc/dunno

Erm, *said in a whisper* er... did you get me those nylons?

Ah good, now you wear one and I'll put one on, and then it's off to that
jewellry robbery we discussed!

Oh, I shouldn't have wrote that.

Yes;yes. BIAD frequents HH in the late hours, posting under the handles of other members to create as much personal amusement as possible.

I believe it was BIAD that posted we should create a radio program with the title 'Live From Uranus" under my name. Tsk-tsk....got me sent to timeout for an undertermined length of time by the Big Boss.......