Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. This is, of course, neither to suggest nor imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country; also, this is not to imply that "America," as noted herein, is the only America in the Western Hemisphere. May these heartfelt wishes be received with equal intensity regardless of distribution of individual wealth, documented carbon footprint, or perceived social privilege among the wishees addressed herein. This wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
To All My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year
As a vegan-pierced-trans-pentasexual-anarcho-authoritarian-illegal resident, I am insulted and offended that I was left out of your mid-to-late-December well-wishing statement!
Your location has been added to our apology tour, where fraudulent smiles, excessive bowing, ungodly amounts of money, followed by a few selfies will endure our relationship into the next term.... er um year. You will be receiving your official documented apology from my staff in the very near future.
Merry Christmas to all! And thank you for the good wishes! I love everyone.. unless you made a faulty electronic product.. then if I see you watch out! I'm on the war path! hahahaha
Merry Christmas to all! And thank you for the good wishes! I love everyone.. unless you made a faulty electronic product.. then if I see you watch out! I'm on the war path! hahahaha
Some people have an extraordinary ability to manipulate electronics, albeit unknown by them and usually not to their benefit. I once dated a woman who couldn't wear an electronic watch, they wouldn't last a week, her computer did the craziest things, television was hit and miss, sometimes her truck wouldn't start. She was also one of those rare individuals that really could see auras, see spirits, and see and participate in some pretty crazy things by this guys standards. I was there for some very incredible examples.
So if you have any of these gifts maybe it's effecting your electronics.
Now if you want to talk about packaging I would personally like to choke a few packaging engineers. I have lost more blood from opening plastic packaging than a life time of working with my hands and power tools.