Hey guys n ladies

I didn't realize I was ever on n e ones mind. Kind of flattering really. I'm exhausted and cant wait to share my experiences.

When you're sorted, I can have Boy In A Dress make some sandwiches
and large of pot of tea. You can relax and tell us your tales of this place
called Massachusetts.

(Rolls eyes!) I know-I know, this is about BIAD's legs, isn't it?!
It's true, he'd make a fine bar-wench and would serve at tables with
the aplomb that would have the patrons of Duffy's Tavern coming
back for more.

Those fine, bare, muscular thighs -that ripple has he walks... er, is it
getting warm in here or is it me? (Stay on topic... focus!)
Yes I agree, he has the pins for working in a beer-joint and his lack
of understanding the finer-points of a conversation would hold him in
good stead when waiting on tables.

But the fly-in-the-ointment is that he'd give the booze away. You see,
he doesn't understand money! He's never comprehended the reason
why we manufacture objects for use, food and drink, and especially
cotton-candy and then demand a payment of a piece of paper or disc
-shaped metal!
He's never got it!

I once approached the subject when he was cleaning the single window
of his abode at the bottom of my garden and he told me as he deliberately
'squashed' himself against the soapy glass, that 'this money-thing' was
just a scam.

"It's folly..." he said after wringing the sponge out and feeding his petunias
with a soapy-lunch. "...You lie  with the axiomatic agenda to obtain and covet
what you consider material-gain and then speak of notes of honourable promise"

Saying nothing that might interupt this rare display of seriousness and the fact
that he'd missed abit, I let him continue.
"Why don't you change things and announce that the pebbles on the shore are
now currency and the metal you deem valuable, just use when appropriate?" he
snapped and treated me to harrowing, sleepless-night by bending down to the
child's seaside bucket and soaking his sponge once more.
(I do wish he'd wear underpants! He did get a pair for Christmas.)

"But you can't, can you human...?" he hissed through those ruby-lips. "...It banes
you to truly believe that you can be all equal, doesn't it?" BIAD turned then and even
without eyes, I knew he was staring at me.
"Imagine, isn't that what that Beatles-fellow suggested?" he asked mockingly and
went back to making the view from his little shed clearer.

Anyway, back to the job vacancy. If he comes out today and he's not in one of them
moods, I'll ask him he fancies working down at Duffy's.
(Sorry for the meandering!)

 

Think we should all pitch in and build BIAD a decent house so has place bit more relaxing and comfortable than a shed to live in ......

Always has bugged me in my travels seeing people not have good homes to live in .......

Got plenty materials for house ( probably several house ) that the lads dragged back cluttering up the place ...... keep forget to have chat with them regarding all the things they collect ......


*fires up cigar...... wanders off to get drink...... *

Ahh.... ok ...... from your description it does sound much nicer than was think when hear BIAD live in shed ...... glad to hear is nice shed ......and garden ...... if BIAD need any building materials ..... gardening supplies or things for the place tell BIAD give shout an will send it as got far too much stuff the lads keep dragging back starting to clutter up the place .......
Shortbread good especially with strawberries ......

Erm...... wait...... since when booze not free ?? drinks always been free .......

Will pop over an have look at BIADS pic collection ....... gotta check out horrible rumour that drinks not free first ...... terrifying thought no free drinks ...... gotta be plot by scammy charge for drinks .......

* fires up cigar ...... mumbling rude things about be charge for drinks in several languages ..... *

Hey G can u send me an email on my email address, since all I have is mobile it doesn't let me post pix. I've been recently recruited to make a monument for a deceased woman out of steel. I want to share it with you all. If you could email me id attach in return photos for you to.post if u would please.