I just love the reaction it gets from religious folk all the way left to the Progressives.
What word has that kind of shock value, when it merely is slang for intercourse? vkqpjOzUmsyA8YeJv2nu
See you've met me and I religiously drop frakkS a whole lot and my 78 year old religious gramma drops em too I guess your right I'm not following man made religion I'm following The spiritual leader and thus I will drop one more frakk for frakkS sake!!
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I've noticed that if one typed out frakkS, frakkING, frakkITALL, etc in all caps, it comes out looking like it was written in Klingon with random caps, because the primary 4 letters get replaced with lower case, and all the rest stay the same.
Ain't that just frakkING cute?
Last Edit: May 16, 2015 18:52:25 GMT -6 by Deleted
I've noticed that if one typed out frakkS, frakkING, frakkITALL, etc in all caps, it comes out looking like it was written in Klingon with random caps, because the primary 4 letters get replaced with lower case, and all the rest stay the same.
Ain't that just frakkING cute?
Klingon? You mean like this?
frakk ass nach DaqaSmoH!
Beware the man who has one gun, he probably knows how to use it.
I've noticed that if one typed out frakkS, frakkING, frakkITALL, etc in all caps, it comes out looking like it was written in Klingon with random caps, because the primary 4 letters get replaced with lower case, and all the rest stay the same.
Ain't that just frakkING cute?
Klingon? You mean like this?
frakk ass nach DaqaSmoH!
Yes! Exactly like that! I'd never tell a Klingon this, but them folks sure don't know crap about spelling and the rules of capitalization! It's like they were taught by wolves or something!
Okay...I've been itching to put this up ever since I was caught like a little boy having his hand in the cookie jar...
I have no idea if any of you, or most of you, have ever heard of Monty Python's The Usage of the word frakk but I think that this thread is the perfect place to test how far the censor will go...
I do sincerely hope that this little interlude won't offend anyone but on the contrary bring a little smile on your face...
Here goes...
Monty Python
The Usage of the Word frakk
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word frakk. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, frakk is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. frakk, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English frakk fall into many grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John frakked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the frakking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too frakking much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is frakking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a frakk!"
As part of a word : "Abso-frakking-lutely" or "in-frakking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "frakk the frakking fuckers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of frakk. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression - frakk you!
Agreement - frakking-ay right!
Amazement - frakking shit!
Annoyance - Don't frakk with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a frakk, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any frakking favors.
Command - Go frakk yourself!
Confusion - What the frakk?
Denial - I didn't frakking do it.
Despair - frakked again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this frakking question.
Directions - frakk off.
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable!
Dismay - Oh, frakk it!
Displeasure - What the frakk is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on frakking.
Etiquette - Pass the frakking salt!
Fraud - I got frakked.
Greetings - How the frakk are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification - Who the frakk are you?
Ignorance - He's such a frakk head.
Incompetence - He's a frakk up.
Insight - You're out of your frakking mind!
Laziness - He's a frakk off.
Lost - Where the frakk are we?
Panic - Let's get the frakk out of here.
Passive - frakk me!
Perplexity - I frakking know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a frakk?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any frakking happier!
Question - You ain't frakking me?
Rebellion - frakk the world!
Resignation - Oh, frakk it!
Retaliation - Up your frakking ass!
Suspicion - Who the frakk are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really frakked now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking frakk.
Wisdom - frakk that shit!
Wonder - How the frakk did you do that?
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a frakking asshole."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this frakking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "frakk Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the frakk was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these frakking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the frakk is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real frakking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna frakking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to frakking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the frakking woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger"
"What frakking map?" - Mark Thatcher
"Any frakking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so frakking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the frakk did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the frakking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"frakk a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its frakking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna frakking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered frakking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a frakking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly : "frakk YOU !!!"