Guess this place was rockin' last night... (scratches jaw stubble)
Scotch #1
"Bar-Keep'...(aherm - uh,) Lloyd?! - - - What if, when your eyes finally open, you're looking into a sea of faces, taunting "You're pretty slow."... ?"
Scotch #2
"Or...what if, when you step through the mirror...everything on the other side, wants to eat you...?"