man steals truck to go to jail getaway from wife

Just go hunting with the hound dog like Rip would do to escape Dame VanWinkle. That might get you a 40 year vacation from the ole nag and when you get back, she might even be dead. Thank goodness that ale he drank didn't produce a 40 year hangover after he woke up.

Nothing like playing nine pins and drinking with your pals to escape the ole lady's nagging.