As a world-renown psychic, I thought I'd share my (usually) accurate predictions for the coming year. I also welcome your predictions as well.
:P
1. A Kardashian will date Vladimir Putin, but break it off when she determines that Russia is "icky". 2. Al Sharpton will get an enema and vanish from existence. 3. PETA will protest Hillary Clinton and her treatment of her flying monkeys. 4. The Pope will kick Nancy Pelosi in the crotch and as a result, ISIS will become Catholics and have awesome bake-sales. 5. Obama will still be blaming Bush. 6. The Tea Party will switch tactics and clamor for higher taxes, as a result, Obama will abolish the IRS. 7. Someone will spike the Congress water supply with bath salts. Rating skyrocket on C-SPAN. 8. The entire staff at MSNBC does a 24 hour news/opinion cycle completely nude. No-one notices. 9. Sesame Street comes out with character, "Carl, the pot-smoking ferret". 10. With the influx of illegal aliens, the newest presidential candidate for 2016 becomes "Pedro".,
I totally believe all of these predictions except one: no matter how many enemas you give him you will never get rid of Al Sharpton unfortunately. Lord knows I wish he would disappear!
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. - Mark Twain
Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson said on NBC's "Meet the Press" on Sunday that the public needs to be "particularly vigilant" in the face of growing terror threats on U.S. soil.
Johnson was responding to threats posed by an al Qaeda-affiliated group from Somalia in a video released Saturday. The terrorist group, al Shabab, called for attacks on shopping malls in the U.S., U.K. and Canada in the video, which specifically included a mention and images of Minnesota's Mall of America. Al Shabab carried out a siege lasting four days at the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya, in September 2013. The attack left at least 67 people dead and nearly 200 wounded.
"We've seen this a number of times now where a group will call for an attack on a country, on a specific location," Johnson said in an interview on "Meet the Press." "So, we've got to be vigilant."
Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson said on NBC's "Meet the Press" on Sunday that the public needs to be "particularly vigilant" in the face of growing terror threats on U.S. soil.
Johnson was responding to threats posed by an al Qaeda-affiliated group from Somalia in a video released Saturday. The terrorist group, al Shabab, called for attacks on shopping malls in the U.S., U.K. and Canada in the video, which specifically included a mention and images of Minnesota's Mall of America. Al Shabab carried out a siege lasting four days at the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya, in September 2013. The attack left at least 67 people dead and nearly 200 wounded.
"We've seen this a number of times now where a group will call for an attack on a country, on a specific location," Johnson said in an interview on "Meet the Press." "So, we've got to be vigilant."
al Shabob!
For some damn strange reason, EVERYTIME I hear that name, I get hungry!