A tiny bikini in France can get someone hurt!...wha?!

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.


2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.


3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.


4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.


5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim


6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.


7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.


8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.


9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.