Smooth Criminal: My Father is a Super villian

San Antonio, Texas
Alamo
March 18th, 2014

Energy Weapons discharge as the Young Protectors engage.

"Remember the Alamo," The Militia leader calls out.

The other Members of the Militia shout back.

"Kid Champion," Sparrow speaks through his com as he rolls to a hiding position.

"Sparrow.. We are we even holding back." Kid Champion responds, "These people hurt the protectors. They know those were not accidents." Kid Champion snaps the necks of the two milita members he had.

"They are all," The flying winged Harp looked down at the hole through his chest. He was holding the Texas Flag as he fell to the ground..

Every one stops and looks up at the sky.. ACDC's Back in black is being blasted..

"You just killed Harp," Kid Champion was wide eyed.

"No kid champion it was accident like what happened in Chicago, New York.. S#$% pick a city." The Barron hovered over the Battlefield, "The difference I am not going to be hunted down like a dog. I am going to break your legs off and shove them up your A$$. these are my people your trying to hunt down like dogs"

Kid Champion starts to laugh, "Your DEAD."

Before he can move a huge Woman appears above him and hits him down to the ground.

"The Behemoth," Is Kid champions last word.

Her ton of weight lands on his neck. A loud crack is heard as kid Champion hits the ground.

Stomping shaking the ground, "Kid Champion is done." Behemoth pulls Kid Champions head off and rolls it towards the body of harp.

"Militia.. Run home to your wives, husbands and children. Lawyer up.. We got your back," The Barron calls out. "And Remember the Alamo!"

The General looks up at the sky and watches several more heroes appear, "No.. Boys give the Barron and his boys cover fire. Were Texans and no one attacks our home."

The Villian Militia members all shout, "Remember the Alamo.."

"They are killing us," The Sparrow calls out. "X.. Your up."

A man teleports behind the Sparrow, "Does this rag smell funny?"

"Swami," the Sparrow struggles. A second later he is teleported out as the Swami disappears with him.

A female figure decloaks and pulls a sword, "Barron.. "

"Felicity," The Barron watches as X's team appears. "Please dont make me do this. Not to you My dear."

"You have changed.. " Felicity blocks the energy weapons fire with her sword, "What happened? If you surrender we can cut a deal. Please consider this because we used to mean something to each other. Its been Thirteen years.. What did you do.. Start a family?"

"X," the Barron coldly speak. "We wanted different thing out of life. I thought we parted ways as friends."

She leaps at the Barron with her sword, "You did leave me for another woman. I knew it!!!" As they clash, "I will kill the B$%^& when I find her."

_

Jamie's School
Later on

"The Battle of the Alamo," the tv reporter spoke. "It appears the Barron, Behemoth, Swarmi, Fresco, and Symbiote have formed together as a team. They are claiming the Heros have been executing criminals under executive orders. They are executing the Heroes that have killed the enhanced villians."

The other reporter shakes his head. "The truth of the matter is they are cold blooded killers.. All we are missing is Lace and we would have the whole Legion of C-listers. What did she do, have to car pool? Or another porn movie.."

Jamie looks up wearing her shades, "Tiff.. Your moms here."

"Great. That bible thumping old hag," Tiffany slouches embarassed of her mother.

"Tiffany Sarah Anderson," Her mother calls out. She looks at the shirt her daughter is wearing, "That is not the shirt you wore out of the house?"

"High Ms. anderson," Jamie looked at the conservatively dressed Ms. Anderson. "Thats a nice dress.."

"Thank you very much Mrs. thomas. I missed you at sunday school last Sunday." She looks at her daughter, "Long live the Barron." Ms. Anderson closes her eyes and shakes her head, "I am worried. What happened here?"

Tiffany looks at her mother weirdly. "Jack brought a bomb that blew up in his face to school."

"Oh my goodness. Are you two ok," Ms. Anderson sounded worried. "Why are the drug sniffing dogs here.." She sees Jamie's black eyes and bends down, "Where?"

Jamie looks down, " Kelly and her friends used Jack to trick me. They took photos of me then beat me," Jamie looks down. She has tears in her eyes, "I thought they were spreading them around the school. But Kelly messed up and sent photos of herself and her boyfriends at sex party.."

"She sent her friends nude photos all over the school too," Tiffany snorts. "It appears the photos showed drug use and all of them nude.."

"I am not a drug dealer. Someone hurt my daughter, her friends, and forced her to take those photos," The mad older lady looks at Jamie and Tiffany. "You are behind this.. Well, you father Mrs. Thomas will be paying for this.. You hear.."

"Now Della Tilly. That is an unchristian thing to say to two sweet innocent children." Ms. Anderson Speaks, "God forgives sinners. May Jesus bless bless you."

"Shove that Christian crap down your," Della Tilly is shoved forward by the Deputy.

Ms. Anderson shakes her head, "I will be praying for you." She pulls one of the officer over, "John.. I will overlook you missing church if you tell me what is going on here."

"Ms. Sylvia.." The Police officer takes a deep breath, "I better get two Sundays out of this." He whispers, "We found photos with kids doing drugs. We searched the lockers and Mrs. Tilly's daughter Kelly and here friends all had an assortment of drugs in their lockers. Mrs. Tilly threw a fit saying someone set her daughter up."

"I had heard in church about the alcohol parties they threw for their kids."

"Well it gets better," He whispers. "The Drug dogs went off at her car. We found were the kids were getting the Drugs from. A little birdie told me they searched the Tilly house and found a whole drug lab hidden in the attic."

"That poor kid Jack. Is he," Sylvia Anderson looks at the officer.

"We dont know if he will make it. He was covered in third degree burns," The officer leaned over. "They also found bomb making equipment."

"Thank you for letting me know sweetie. Jesus bless you," Sylvia is not as surprised as she should be. "You just get to church when you can. God bless you and tell your mother I said hello."

Kelly Tilly has tears in her eyes, "But.. But.. I have a private college.. You cant do this to me.."

Jamie and Tiffany snicker at Kelly and her friends.

"You did this.. Wait till I get out of this," Kelly looks at the two girls. "I promise you.." The police office escorting Kelly shoves her forward.

Sylvia leans real close to John and whispers in his ear, "Be a good boy for momma and make sure those seven girls get the book thrown at them." Sylvia steps back as John seems to shake his head, "Is it alright Officer if I take these two girls with me. I have to go pick up Bertha Green's son from elementary school."

"Oh. Yes mam," John looks at Jamie and Tiffany. "Yall get out of here. We have already searched yalls things. I ll let dad.. I mean Chief know Ms. Anderson took yall home after we searched your things.."

"Thank you honey," Ms. Anderson takes both girls hands. As they started to walk down the hall, "Were those the bullies you two have been dealing with?"

Jamie looks down, "Yes mam. I told dad last night after he got in an Argument with Mrs. Tilly.." Jamie looks at Sylvia and back to the TV.

Sylvia evilly smiles, "Dear child." Sylvia takes a deep breath and changes the subject, "Maybe later you can tell how that happened. God's justice moves in mysterious ways.." Sylvia looks back and sees the Barron fighting X on the TV,"Your mother asked me to pick you up because her job is keeping her busy. I have to go pick up Daniel for your Aunt Bertha. Then I need to talk with your father."

Jamie eyes Sylvia, "Auntie Bertha is busy to."

_


Ryker's Island
Visiting Area

The TV showed the scene at the battle of the Alamo. The Barron Held the body of the headless X as he was on his knees, "I cant just leave her like this."

The Behemoth put her hand on the Barron's shoulder, "I know you loved her. It would never have worked out between the two of you."

Halo watched with the Prisoners as the dead bodies from the three superhero teams littered the area.

The Swami floated down, "We got incoming. Looks like that Ten Billion dollar reward has got some attention. I can port us out."

"Barron," Symbiote called out. "Bro we cant stay and kill them. Come on this isnt you. Their has been enough blood for tady. The world knows they put the hit out on the enhanced. Let your plan take affect." The Symbiote picked up X's Head..

The world watched at the group disappeared..

The guards looked at the Prisoners and the Prisoners looked back at the guards.

Halo took the hesitation to speak, "Mr. Bryant. I would like to interview you."

"Fine.." Bryant shook his head and sat down, "Never thought I would see the day. The Barron killing in self defense. They .."

Halo sees Bryant shake his head, "Why are you shaking your head? "

"Lady.. I doubt this will make the news," Bryant looks at the Reporter. "I know why your here we all do. Listen.. That Barron you see on TV is a good man they pushed to far. When he says they tried to kill him. They tried to kill him. None of this have seen him like this. For him to kill his ex-girlfriend.." Bryant shakes his head, "They are trying to kill him."

Halo looks around at the grim faced criminals, "They all know."

"Lady what the hell do you think the most stone cold killer does when then man who is honest speaks. Tells them to hide they are trying to kill us all. Then the honest man goes out and starts fighting the law dogs." Bryant is grim faced, "We all have a copy of the Executive order authorizing our deaths. Listen I am in here because.."

"You were on one of the Barron's teams. You killed a security guard at the bank," Halo answers. "It is why I am here.. I have heard rumors."

"Lady I was pissed for years when that bastard dropped me off with the Popo's. " Bryant shook his head, "But my cut got split between my family and the guards family. Then when I got in here I was expecting to be part of a gang."

"So what gang are you a member of now," Halo ask coldly?

"I am not. I found out I was not welcome in any of them. " The Prisoner shook his head, "I got dragged to the Library and put in front of books. I got told by the guards I was getting an education and it was not an option. "

"The Barron was protecting you," Halo looked at Bryant very curious.

"No.. Not protection like you mean. I was not allowed to become part of the cycle." He takes out a photo,"My children are waiting for me. My Girl friend has waited for me. I am seeing if I get parole. The Barron.. He gave me back my life and it took me a little while to understand. I have to get and education and work. My babies need me and not money." Bryant was tearing up, "They come visit me. My Girl Friend told me the Barron stopped by our house and asked for her to give me a second chance and she did. I am up for parole."

"So he personally took care of you," Halo thought she was on to something.

"Lady.. Every single con in here is part of a system. Well The Barron has his own system," Bryant quickly responds. "A lot of us are getting a second chance to get out of the game. Every single one of us has a Barron story. He helped me out. My kid got the money for a dentist. My kid needed medication and they got it.. My girl was being evicted from her apartment, but now the manager is willing to work with her. My momma was having problems paying her taxes, but it got taken care of." Bryant shook his head, "And all of us saw him fight. It aint the same man who takes the money and run. This is the animal they have cornered. Lady he has friends everywhere.. Lucky for the US government he handles his own business. God forbid he ask for help."

_

Later that night
Jamie's dad Man Cave

Jamie sits there wide eyed, "You.. You."

Tiffany looks at her friend, "Whats wrong. Kelly and her friends wont be bothering us."

"Tiffany," Jamie takes her friends head and turns them towards the group of people playing poker. "Look at them and think.."

"WHAT," Tiffany shakes her friend off. "Mr. Menon, Mr. Sanchez, Coach Cord, Your aunt Bertha, and .." Tiffany goes wide eyed, "NO F$%^ING WAY!!"

Mr. Menon smiles, "I think were busted.. Sylvia."

Ms. Anderson shuts the door and locks it and sighs, "Tiffany.. Jamie.. I told you we.." Ms. Anderson cusses and walks over, "Well there goes my damn cover. Scoot over boys.. Mama wants delt in and pass the F#$%ing scotch."

Tiffany is wide eyed, "But Mama your.. You dont cuss. Your a bible thumper."

Several of the men snort and laugh..

Sylvia knocks Coach Cord out of his chair, "You will not tell her a thing. One illusion at a time."

Jamie is wide eyed.. "That means Aunt Bertha is the Behemoth. Mr. Menon from the gas station is The Swarmi. Mr. Sanchez is Fresco. " She looks at the Coach as black tendrils stand him up, "Coach Cord is the Symbiote.."

"MAMA.. Your.. Your LACE," Tiffany was in complete shock. "Jamie that means.."

"My Father's the Barron.. The Barron," Jamie looked at her father. "The most wanted Super Villain in the world."

"Thank you so much Mr. Barron Thomas sir.." Tiffany turns and looks at Jamie, "Your dad took out jack, Kelly, and her mother. It was a set up. I am your biggest fan. I got babysitted by the Barron.."

"Dad," Jamie was still in shock. "You did all of that. You planted all the evidence on them." Jamie runs up to her father and hugs him.

As her tears flow, Erwin hugs her. "Its ok baby no one f$%^s with family. Make sure you thank Aunt Bertha and .."

A poker chip hits Erwin Thomas straight in the head, "Thanks for the heads up. I walk into that school and find that out. Not to mention you went into battle as a group without me."

"Sylvia. You found Jesus and retired," The Barron shakes his head. "Girls we need to talk. Things have gotten bad, very bad."

"My mother is LACE," Tiffany looks at the men in the room. "Who is my father?"

Sylvia Anderson closes her eyes, "We will talk about that later."

"Your a hypocrite," Tiffany looks at her mother. "Your the Bad Girl of the Legion.. My god Raptor is my father. The worlds greatest detective."

The men get a weird look on there faces.

"Thats why Mr. Swarmi ported the Sparrow out," Jamie looks at her father. "I want to see the Lab. Its here under the house. OMG!!"

"Wait.." Tiffany counts on her fingers, "He was.. Great my mother is a pervert.. Wow mom.. thats.. Thats a crime.."

"Tiffany Sarah Anderson," Erwin Thomas the Barron calls out as Sylvia looks away. "Look at me. Your my biggest fan right. That was wrong, What have I said."

"On your blog you have said not to judge someone and that sometimes people change," Tiffany looked down upset. "But she lied to me Sir.."

"Honey, "Bertha spoke up. "Your mother was in a bad place. The Sparrow and the Protectors are still mostly men. They act like it. Your mother was abandoned and on her last leg. She changed her whole life so you did not have to deal with her fate. Erwin has helped a lot of people, Sylvia was one of them. Your mother gave up everything for you. She loves you."

Tiffany was in tears as her mother came over and hugged her, "Tiff. I .. I was in a bad place. The Barron found me after a three day binge I had with the Sparrow and Raptor."

"They are among the biggest hypocrites I have every met," Erwin wiped his own daughters tears. "Its why Mr. Swarmi did not kill him. He is still your father. The billioniare Playboy and me however had other issues."

"Dad.. You .. Is mom," Jamie looked up at her father.

"No. Your mother is the woman I met and fell in love with. This would devastate her," Erwin sighs. "We can go talk some more in private. The Lab is hidden Jamie. I am kinda glad you girls figured this out. LACE my dear. Your daughter needs to be taught. As does mine."

"I can control plants," Tiffany reaches out and tries.

LACE sighs, "My dear child lets go to the arboretum later.. The first thing you need to know is that we dont control plants. We talk with them because they are friends." LACE reaches out to the small Plant and it moves towards her, "Really the big bad Barron didnt water you. Tiffany go to the sink and bring Kolus here some water."

Excitedly, "I heard that.. I heard that.." Tiffany runs to the sink and grabs water.

"Oh.. For the record," Coach Cord responds. "I am not GAY Tiffany. I read the blog and recognized the phrasing. I am happily Married thank you."

"Please Coach Cord.. I think you protest to much,"Tiffanny brings a glass over to the plant. How do I do this mama." Tiffanny reaches out to the Plant, "Mr. Kolus.."

Tiffany shrieks with joy as the plant puts leaves and a stem in the glass..

"My Dear," LACE tells her daughter. "Mr. Kolus as he calls himself might get greedy. Water his roots.. Let him soak it up."

Jamie looks up to her father and then at her aunt, "Aunt Bertha. Who is dylan's father?" Jamies eyes go wide, "Oh My god No way.. I thought you were a.. Oh my god him. The glasses tiffany.. Little Dylan.."

Tiffany's eyes go wide..

"Girls.. Leave Aunt Bertha's sins alone," Lace speaks to both of them. "He doesnt know either."

"You know Mrs. Smartie Britches.. " Bertha looks at her adopted niece, "You have a big imagination like your father. And his manners."

"My god.. Rachel, Dylan, Rojesh, Orwell, Susan, and Maria.." Jamie looked at the adults, "Do they have super powers?"

"Yes," Mr. Menon answers. "Rojesh has my abilities and has been honing them. "

A knock comes from the entrance to the man cave.

"Honey are you ok," Velma Thomas's voice fills the area?

"Swarmi.. Take everyone but Jamie and Bertha to the lab." The Barron, Erwin Thomas answers. "Hang on Honey let me turn off this equipment."

Smithsonian
after school
Same day

The Armored Rand stood over Bad Girl as she tried to stand up.. "Your ribs are busted. We offered you a chance to join the good guys. Bad Girl.."

Madman shook her purple hair, "Jokes on you. Now you get to play with us."

The Grey Gremlin was hovering on hover board, "Quit playing with her and deal with her. "

A bald and dumb sounding creature spoke, "Boss."

"I will not join you Rand," Bad Girl spit up blood. "The Barron was right they were trying to kill us and you all joined them."

"Rand.. One," The Widow spoke. "We have visitors. The Contender is trying to.."

The Armored Rand, AKA one goes flying back as a high energy discharge hits him.

The Madman laughs and takes his dagger, "Let me Show you.." To her astonishment a mask teen blocks her blade.

As their blades clash, "It is honor to face the legendary Madman." The Teen kicks and breaks her knee as she slashes and misses, "The Princess of crime.." He plants a foot in the middle of her chest sending her flying back, "I am Chakra.. You have much to learn About blade fighting Madman. Perhaps after our little date I can give you a few pointers."

Landing on her back Madman licks the blood from her face, "You naughty little boy.."

Chakra disappears with Bad Girl.

"Judgement," One yells out. He turns to see a preteen in all Green smile as she whispers to Judgement."What in hell.."

"Be a good boy for little ole Satin, and go break the Contender.." Stain smiles evilly, "He said we cant be friends or talk. " A small Amount of Pheromones leave her breath as the mindless creature breaths in the Pheromones.

Judgement turns and Attacks the Contender who screams, "Boss.."

The Grey Gremlin moves in to help when razor wire is around his neck, "I understand you have an issue with spiders." She rodeo rope ties the grey Gremlin, "A very cute boy showed me how to do this."

"Stick to the plan," The young armored lady calls out. She blast One again, "Their goes your Armor Mr.Rand. "

"Duchess," Chakra calls out.

A black bolt hits the Duchess and knocks her down, "Children.. Stay down I dont want to hurt.."

A mild sonic boom, "Nice crowbar thingie Blackjack."

"The Legion has children," One tries to move his armor.

"You SOB.." Duchess calls out, "Self defense, scorched earth.. They are trying to kills us. That blast was meant to kill."

__

Hours later
Thomas Household

Velma Thomas walks out of the house slamming the door. She goes to the garage and starts the car..

Erwin Thomas looks at Jamie, "Wow. What made her mad?"

Jamie looked at her father, "I guess the incident at school today.. They cant prove it was me Dad. But.."

"Well since mama left we do need to talk Duchess," The Barron looks at his daughter. "What the hell were you..?"

Sylvia walks into the kitchen with another woman, "Selina.. Take care of those ribs. Those herbs I gave you you need to be very gentle with."

Tiffany comes in looking down, "They know Jamie."

Selina sits down gently, "Erwin huh.. Living in a white picket fence house.."

"Dad.. We were testing our systems. We did not expect to run into those people," Jamie looks through her glasses at her father. "They were trying to kill Selina. Then they tried to kill us."

"Relax Barron.. Your daughter saved my skin," Selina looked at the Barron. "Tiffany went and got LACE to fix me up. The most wanted man in America hiding in a Norman Rockwell."

"This causes issues," Erwin the Barron was not to happy. "You children now have a price on your head. Mr. Rand is a very evil and thorough sociopath. I take it you armor took the blow from Blackjack."

Dylan walks in with his head, "The fuzz got me.. Sorry Tiff.."

Bertha was not very happy, "He is the one who got past your security Erwin."

"Wow.. Your Bad girl. You look prettier in person," Dylan looked at Selina who was wearing a bikini top and her ribs were bandaged. Dylan looked at her..

"Dylan Fredrick Ross," Bertha looked at her eight year old son. "Bad Girl what are you doing here?"

"They tried to kill her Mama," Dylan sighs..

"Everyone quiet," Erwin looked at Dylan. "How did you get past my security?"

"It was easy sir," Dylan smiles.. "I used a trick from your book. I hacked the control panel to the door. Your system would have noticed if I went into the whole thing so I just went with the door."

"Bertha.." Erwin starts to laugh,"He is his fathers son. Bertha.. I know you do not want Dylan in this life.. "

"No.. He is grounded and will not be doing anything," Bertha glares.

"His father is," Selina was wide eyed.. "Thats.. I thought you were a lesbian.."

Dylan looks at his mother, "You might as well say his name mother. I know who my father is and have since I was four. Mrs. Bad Girl, The Brute is my father. Mother is one of four women on the Planet who is not only genetically capable of breeding with him. She is also able to carry the child to full term." Dylan sees the shocked look on his mothers face, "Mother.. Its a little to late to have the birds and the bees conversation with me. That was a conversation we should have had when I was three. when I was studying the full biological processes."

The Barron looked at Dylan, "What about the emotional subcontext of relationships. Are you stating this from.."

"Mr. Thomas please," Dylan responded. "Those emotions are merely part of.."

"Dylan your smarter then me boy.. I have a simple question for you," Erwin Thomas looked at the child Genius. Seeing Dylan looking annoyed, "Have you tested the data for your self like a true scientist via the scientific method. If so I would love to read your paper on the subject of human mating from a brain as smart as yours. Or did your rely on others conclusions not testing it yourself."

Dylan started to speak and then paused. He starts to say something and pauses again..

Bertha looks at her son and snorted, "That is the first time in that childs life I have seen someone call him out on science. Well Dylan have you the paper for Erwin?"

"Mr. Thomas.. May we collaborate over this subject. It seems you have caught me bare naked on this. I have no data from test I have ran." Dylan looked at the BARRON with a lot of respect. "JAmie your dad rally is smart.. I cant believe I have missed tis.."

"Son.." Erwin shakes his head, "I was eight once to. I will tell you a little secret. History of penicillin," Erwin Thomas the Barron grins. "The main problem with this experiment.."

"Will be the observer effect. I will," Dylan looks at Bad Girl's legs making her self concious. "Beautiful Accident of nature. How Do I proceed sir?"

"That son is the question of the ages. Go make me a list of ALL the notes you can think of. I will personally review all the basic data." Erwin scratches his goatee, "You may use my computer in their. We first must Identify the problem. So far we have crossed at least three general fields and tones of specializations. How about this.. First your goal is to Identify the problem, but keep thorough note."

Mama," Dylan looks at his mother. "May I please go use Mr. Thomas's computer. I think I see the scope of this problem. I can not believe I overlooked it. It would tell me why Tiff wont be my girlfriend.."

Bertha looks at her son and shakes her head, "Go.. But me and Mama Linda want updates before you begin experiments. Remember Fluffy?"

"Yes mam," Dylan dashes off to the computer in the study.

"Did you just send him to go figure out women," Selina looked at Erwin. "And.." She snorts.

"Yes I did.. Its a dirty trick.. We have been trying to figure them out for centuries," Erwin laughs evilly. "But if he succeeds all the men on the planet will give him the Nobel Prize, The Pulitzer, and their country's highest civilian medals."

"Dad," Jamie looked at her father..

"Your still in trouble young lady. " He looks at Selina, "But you did the right thing. Give me the Diamonds you took.."

Tiffany grins, "Actually we took other things.."